No formal promotion yet because they can't find a job description that makes sense and that I'm qualified for. Related: both of my coworkers are a hot mess right now and there's a non-zero chance one or both is fired or "encouraged to resign" tomorrow. So not only will I be director, eventually, but I'll have to build my own team because I'll be the only guy in the department.
Will your entrance music be Bjork's "Army of Me"?