NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Mega-Mock Mini-Expansion Supplemental Mega-Draft!

[Lord Defect]

I thought Defect was talking about LaFleur

Why would I be talking about him?

 

[Beef Invictus]

Current C Carter Verhaege MAD Cats

@Beef Invictus your turn

What? How can it be my turn already?

 

[Asnito]

Why would I be talking about him?

I don't know why you talk about 90% of the stuff you do

 

[JojoTheWhale]

So that would be 3 M.A.D. Cats taken already? I am so happy I didn't lose any Legends D. I love that group the way Beef loves adjective trifectas.

 

[Asnito]

What? How can it be my turn already?

Damn it I have to pick another one, give me a minute

 

[Beef Invictus]

Legend C Marian Gaborik UFA

I did it. I drafted someone who is so available nobody else drafted him.

Gaborik is famous. It is true. He scored .8 points per game. It is true. He is very well known for being injured, but also he was very fast. He is Minnesota's first draft pick ever, which makes me hate him a lot, but that's OK. I can always boil him.

@BigToe

Able Toe! Harsh Toe! Unruly Toe!

 

[Beef Invictus]

Damn it I have to pick another one, give me a minute

Too late

 

[Asnito]

Current C Nazem Kadri Beavers

I'm not picking on you @Strawberry Fields I just like your players.

@Beef Invictus your turn to drive this trainwreck

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Holy f***.

@Asnito, you always pick two. And if you forget that or get lost or whatever, there is a list with the order on the first page of this thread.

 

[Beef Invictus]

So that would be 3 M.A.D. Cats taken already? I am so happy I didn't lose any Legends D. I love that group the way Beef loves adjective trifectas.

Hmm.

 

[Beef Invictus]

So that would be 3 M.A.D. Cats taken already? I am so happy I didn't lose any Legends D. I love that group the way Beef loves adjective trifectas.

I've tried taking several of your players, including two Legends D, but they ended up being Keepers. I think. I didn't even realize these were all on the same team.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I've tried taking several of your players, including two Legends D, but they ended up being Keepers. I think. I didn't even realize these were all on the same team.

Ken didn't get to where he is now by following the rules. Food for thought.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Ken didn't get to where he is now by following the rules. Food for thought.

Every time I don't follow the rules everyone yells at me

 

[BigToe]

Legend / RW / Tie Domi
Current / LW / Max Domi

@Beef Invictus

 

[Beef Invictus]

Legend / RW / Tie Domi
Current / LW / Max Domi

@Beef Invictus

What if I'm not ready

 

[Beef Invictus]

lol I am ready.

Do you know who is fast? Quite fast?

Current LW Carl Hagelin UFA


Carl here is famous for two things: Going fast, and going into goalies fastly. That's....basically it. That's all there is to say.

I couldn't find any portraits of my prior few picks, but I did find one of Hagelin.

 

[Beef Invictus]

@Asnito

Left Asnito! Shaky Asnito! Suitable Asnito!

 

[BigToe]

lol I am ready.

Do you know who is fast? Quite fast?

Current LW Carl Hagelin UFA


Carl here is famous for two things: Going fast, and going into goalies fastly. That's....basically it. That's all there is to say.

I couldn't find any portraits of my prior few picks, but I did find one of Hagelin.

I forgot about Hagelin!

 

[Asnito]

Current D Gustav Forsling Sexpos

Current D Jonas Brodin Platypi

@Beef Invictus keep this train rolling

 

[Beef Invictus]

It's going to be hard for me to be timely. I finally found some nice beach reading. Check this free stuff out:

Ships, machinery, and mossbacks : the autobiography of a naval engineer

Gold mine.

Anyway, let us do a draft.

Legend RW Sami Kapanen UFA

He won the Fastest Skater competition twice, on his career put up .5 points per game. Competent on offense and defense. Most importantly, he's fast. Fast is everything.

There isn't a single existing photograph or portrait extant. Such is often the case with old people.

@BigToe

Rural Toe! Warlike Toe! Vivacious Toe!

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

It's going to be hard for me to be timely. I finally found some nice beach reading. Check this free stuff out:

Ships, machinery, and mossbacks : the autobiography of a naval engineer

Gold mine.

Anyway, let us do a draft.

Legend RW Sami Kapanen UFA

He won the Fastest Skater competition twice, on his career put up .5 points per game. Competent on offense and defense. Most importantly, he's fast. Fast is everything.

There isn't a single existing photograph or portrait extant. Such is often the case with old people.

@BigToe

Rural Toe! Warlike Toe! Vivacious Toe!

I hate to spoil your fun, but he's not eligible, either.

He's not on the Keepers tab because he's a team owner. You would know this, if you were here from the beginning.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I hate to spoil your fun, but he's not eligible, either.

He's not on the Keepers tab because he's a team owner. You would know this, if you were here from the beginning.

He wasn't listed anywhere I'm meant to be looking. Back to the drawing board

 

[BigToe]

Current / LW / Andrew Cogliano
Current / C / Darren Helm

Can you bump Max Domi down to third line pls, Cap. Thnx bb you’re doing great.

@Beef Invictus

 

[Beef Invictus]

Legends RW Bill Guerin UFA (supposedly)

He won a fastest skating competition. He was decent. He didn't turn up in searches of Legends F or Keepers tabs, so if he's not available I'm just gonna delete the forum.

BIG. TOE.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

He wasn't listed anywhere I'm meant to be looking. Back to the drawing board

I would strongly encourage you to actually read the OP where I explained everything, including a case like this. The odds of Kapanen not getting picked at all are pretty small, right? So you go to the Civilization tab - as I explained in the OP - and check there. The OP would make for some excellent beach reading. Toe chooses not to read, and Asnito can't read, but there's no excuse for you.