NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Mega-Mock Mini-Expansion Supplemental Mega-Draft!

[Beef Invictus]

Current LD Jakub Zboril UFA

He led all Dmen in xGF% last season. Sample size probably doesn't matter.

@BigToe

 

[BigToe]

Legend RD David Naslund
Legend RD Niklas Naslund

@Beef Invictus

 

[Beef Invictus]

Current RD Owen Power UFA

His name is Power. His dongers are also power, probably.

@Asnito

 

[BigToe]

Current RD Owen Power UFA

His name is Power. His dongers are also power, probably.

@Asnito

Something about your posts feels similar, Biff.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Something about your posts feel similar, Biff.

What do you mean?

 

[BigToe]

What do you mean?

Can't put my finger on it, but they give off the same vibe.

 

[Asnito]

Current D Tanner Jeannot Ufa

@Beef Invictus end this madness

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Current RD Owen Power UFA

His name is Power. His dongers are also power, probably.

@Asnito

He is super taken.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Beef Invictus you need a CURRENT RD and a LEGEND G, and then we are done with this thing.

 

[Beef Invictus]

@Beef Invictus you need a CURRENT RD and a LEGEND G, and then we are done with this thing.

Yes. I passed the hell out after making a selection that was stolen from me. Do I make both picks at once? I already have something special planned for my last goalie. Oh yes.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Yes. I passed the hell out after making a selection that was stolen from me. Do I make both picks at once? I already have something special planned for my last goalie. Oh yes.

Yosh, you can go ahead with both.

 

[BiggE]

 

[Beef Invictus]

Current RD Alex Carrier UFA

I saved this pick for last:

Legend G Martin Erat UFA

Hello Marty. My old nemesis. Welcome back to the game of hockey! You have been selected as my second goalie. Your job will be to play totally naked except for a dongcloth. You must throw your body and limbs in front of every single shot anyone takes at you. I congratulate you.

Here is your new portrait.

 

[BernieParent]

Mommy, the man with the black clothes and dead eyes scares me!!

 

[Lord Defect]

Apparently not very well.

I love everything about lesser quality me.