NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Mega-Mock Mini-Expansion Supplemental Mega-Draft!

[Beef Invictus]

Beef, he is the original Flaming Zeppelin. There’s a whole existentialist background story and everything.

Well you should have stopped me

 

[Striiker]

Wait I picked Tim Horton? I don't remember that. Which makes sense because the legends were my least fav part lol

It became more enjoyable for me when I implemented a theme.

 

[Asnito]

Legend LW Boom Boom Geofrion Sexpos

Legend C Dave Keon Chimpanzees

@Beef Invictus how's the beach

 

[Beef Invictus]

Legend LW Boom Boom Geofrion Sexpos

Legend C Dave Keon Chimpanzees

@Beef Invictus how's the beach

It's covered in sand

 

[Beef Invictus]

I think I'm figuring out my team's identity.

Current LW Nikolai Zherdev UFA

This dude is a lunatic. He's such a lunatic he can't separate it from his hockey. This dude is as big a waste of talent as Ben Simmons. This guy could have been an all-timer. Absolutely elite hands. No concept of team play, and yet that didn't stop him from routinely being a one-man offense in a sport where nobody does that. Both incredible and incredibly frustrating.

I think we can fix him.

Here is a portrait of him partaking in his favorite off-ice hobby.

@BigToe

Dizzy Toe! Nonstop Toe! Picayune Toe!

 

[Asnito]

It's covered in sand

 

[mja]

I think I'm figuring out my team's identity.

Speed and Vodka?

 

[Beef Invictus]

Speed and Vodka?

More or less

 

[Lord Defect]

It's just a good thing Defecto isn't part of this.

I’ve been known to insert myself into a thing or two
Tag me next time thought ya coward!

 

[BigToe]

Legend / LW / Mats Naslund / Sockeyes
Current / LW / Brad Marchand / Les Comiques

@Beef Invictus

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Legend / LW / Mats Naslund / Sockeyes
Current / LW / Brad Marchand / Les Comiques

@Beef Invictus

I knew this would happen, but it's still devastating.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Current LW Adrian Kempe UFA

Kempe had an OK year last year. He is fast. So, there's that.

@Asnito

Open Asnito! Cheerful Asnito! Lyrical Asnito!

 

[DancingPanther]

Has anyone taken any of my things

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Has anyone taken any of my things

Guy Lafleur and Jonas Brodin

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Has anyone taken any of my things

Guy LaFleur and Jonas Brodin.

 

[BigToe]

Current LW Adrian Kempe UFA

Kempe had an OK year last year. He is fast. So, there's that.

@Asnito

Open Asnito! Cheerful Asnito! Lyrical Asnito!

STOP TAKING MY SWEDES, BIFF.

 

[Asnito]

Current LW Jordan Greenway Chimpanzees

Current LW Jamie Benn Firesticks

@Beef Invictus

 

[DancingPanther]

Guy LaFleur and Jonas Brodin.

Excellent, I have no room for that old fart Guy

Surprised Brodin went, I figured all my current sleeper type picks were bad

 

[JojoTheWhale]

It became more enjoyable for me when I implemented a theme.

Fill your replacement players with guys who have quotes about how much better players today are.

If they exist.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Legends LW Dave Andreychuk Firesticks

I missed his early career. What I vaguely remember about him was that he didn't have any real standout skill, but was good enough at enough things to be effective. He had size, but more importantly he knew how to use his size to maximum utility.

@BigToe

Drunk Toe! Absurd Toe! Brave Toe!

 

[mja]

Legends LW Dave Andreychuk Firesticks

I missed his early career. What I vaguely remember about him was that he didn't have any real standout skill, but was good enough at enough things to be effective. He had size, but more importantly he knew how to use his size to maximum utility.

@BigToe

Drunk Toe! Absurd Toe! Brave Toe!

Decidedly not fast.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Decidedly not fast.

No but I can't think of any more fast players. You people elected to keep everyone I know.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Decidedly not fast.

Started his NHL career in the 80s, though, so almost certainly full of vodka.

 

[BigToe]

Current / LD / John Klingberg / Villains
Current / G / Linus Ullmark / Fog

@Beef Invictus

 

[Striiker]

Fill your replacement players with guys who have quotes about how much better players today are.

If they exist.

So you’re saying Hurts is shit and has no chance to improve?