NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Mega-Mock Mini-Expansion Supplemental Mega-Draft!

I would strongly encourage you to actually read the OP where I explained everything, including a case like this. The odds of Kapanen not getting picked at all are pretty small, right? So you go to the Civilization tab - as I explained in the OP - and check there. The OP would make for some excellent beach reading. Toe chooses not to read, and Asnito can't read, but there's no excuse for you.

What if I told you I'm intensely lazy.
 
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Legends C Syl Apps Methgators

I did it. He's available to me. Sylvanius here is a speed-burning playmaker. He made plays. He went fast. There. Fast. Good.

@Asnito

Belligerent Asnito! Slimy Asnito! Hurt Asnito!


you people are insane if you think I'm gonna read the OP at this point. We've come too far.
 
Legends C Alexei Zhamnov UFA

Welcome to the wide world of more former Soviet players. Alexei didn't pan out in Chicago, but was one of the few worthwhile players on a shitty Winnipeg team centering Selanne, where he put up a point per game. He was a skill player who did lethal things if he earned open ice. I think he was a decent skater, therefore, and since he could keep up with and set up Selanne, he must have been damned fast. And that's what matters.

According to a sophisticated AI program, this is his portrait:

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@BigToe

Limping Toe! Hellish Toe! Deeply Toe!
 
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Legends C Syl Apps Methgators

I did it. He's available to me. Sylvanius here is a speed-burning playmaker. He made plays. He went fast. There. Fast. Good.

@Asnito

Belligerent Asnito! Slimy Asnito! Hurt Asnito!


you people are insane if you think I'm gonna read the OP at this point. We've come too far.
Well, he was fast, but then he came to Florida and got hooked on crack and Zaxby’s fried chicken.
 
There are a lot more UFAs being taken than I anticipated, so we'll keep going past the first 45 picks and see how far we can get.

One thing is for sure - the newbies have embraced MAXIMUM CHAOS! like a motherf***er.

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They're all going in a division with Defect and we're going to hide them from primetime.
 
@Captain Dave Poulin

I am ~planning~ because I'm traveling for a few weeks. Are the sneak peek categories the official descriptions or will you be doing new ones? Doesn't matter either way, I just don't want to waste my time if a writeup depends upon...interpretations.

I think they are accurate - if there is any question about them that I haven't thought of, PM me. Just FYI for everyone, the phrase "Nude Scene" is very loose. I'm much more worried that people not post the nude scenes than I am about people's interpretation of it.
 
@Captain Dave Poulin

I am ~planning~ because I'm traveling for a few weeks. Are the sneak peek categories the official descriptions or will you be doing new ones? Doesn't matter either way, I just don't want to waste my time if a writeup depends upon...interpretations.
You're going with [LIVERWUST}. I can sense it. You're that type of guy.
 
It's going to be hard for me to be timely. I finally found some nice beach reading. Check this free stuff out:


Gold mine.

Anyway, let us do a draft.

Legend RW Sami Kapanen UFA

He won the Fastest Skater competition twice, on his career put up .5 points per game. Competent on offense and defense. Most importantly, he's fast. Fast is everything.

There isn't a single existing photograph or portrait extant. Such is often the case with old people.

@BigToe

Rural Toe! Warlike Toe! Vivacious Toe!

Beef, he is the original Flaming Zeppelin. There’s a whole existentialist background story and everything.
 

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