NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Mega-Mock Mini-Expansion Supplemental Mega-Draft!

[Beef Invictus]

Oh. Me.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I would strongly encourage you to actually read the OP where I explained everything, including a case like this. The odds of Kapanen not getting picked at all are pretty small, right? So you go to the Civilization tab - as I explained in the OP - and check there. The OP would make for some excellent beach reading. Toe chooses not to read, and Asnito can't read, but there's no excuse for you.

What if I told you I'm intensely lazy.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I'm also deleting the forum if I think of any more players only to find JoJo already has them.

 

[Beef Invictus]

SMOKE THIS IN YOUR PIPE AND SUCK IT

Legends C Syl Apps Methgators

I did it. He's available to me. Sylvanius here is a speed-burning playmaker. He made plays. He went fast. There. Fast. Good.

@Asnito

Belligerent Asnito! Slimy Asnito! Hurt Asnito!


you people are insane if you think I'm gonna read the OP at this point. We've come too far.

 

[Beef Invictus]

@Captain Dave Poulin Did you know the working temperature of the boilers on the KMS Tirpitz was 450 degrees C? Now you do,.

I have a song for you to listen to on repeat until we finish this.

 

[Asnito]

These are my last picks for the night.

Current D Brayden McNabb Las Vegas Desert Ducks

Current D Nikita Zadorov Las Vegas Desert Ducks

We needed to add some @Beef Invictus

 

[Beef Invictus]

Legends C Alexei Zhamnov UFA

Welcome to the wide world of more former Soviet players. Alexei didn't pan out in Chicago, but was one of the few worthwhile players on a shitty Winnipeg team centering Selanne, where he put up a point per game. He was a skill player who did lethal things if he earned open ice. I think he was a decent skater, therefore, and since he could keep up with and set up Selanne, he must have been damned fast. And that's what matters.

According to a sophisticated AI program, this is his portrait:

@BigToe

Limping Toe! Hellish Toe! Deeply Toe!

 

[BigToe]

Legend / LW / Markus Naslund / Desert Ducks

Current / RW / Michael Grabner

Grabner on the second line pls thanks Cap bb thnx

@Beef Invictus

 

[Beef Invictus]

I have an idea

 

[Lord Defect]

Beef is trying to out-Defect Defect. There’s no other explanation.

Let’s be fair man. At this points it’s out-Defect @BiggE

 

[BiggE]

SMOKE THIS IN YOUR PIPE AND SUCK IT

Legends C Syl Apps Methgators

I did it. He's available to me. Sylvanius here is a speed-burning playmaker. He made plays. He went fast. There. Fast. Good.

@Asnito

Belligerent Asnito! Slimy Asnito! Hurt Asnito!


you people are insane if you think I'm gonna read the OP at this point. We've come too far.

Well, he was fast, but then he came to Florida and got hooked on crack and Zaxby’s fried chicken.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

There are a lot more UFAs being taken than I anticipated, so we'll keep going past the first 45 picks and see how far we can get.

One thing is for sure - the newbies have embraced MAXIMUM CHAOS! like a motherf***er.

 

[ajgoal]

This is wrecktacular and I'm all about the chaos.

NOTE: He hasn't been taken yet, and I know he won't appear on the legends list, but Steve Yzerman is NOT an UFA, tyvm.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

This is wrecktacular and I'm all about the chaos.

NOTE: He hasn't been taken yet, and I know he won't appear on the legends list, but Steve Yzerman is NOT an UFA, tyvm.

I would hope that is obvious, and yet I know that it's not.

 

[ajgoal]

I would hope that is obvious, and yet I know that it's not.

It's just a good thing Defecto isn't part of this.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

It's just a good thing Defecto isn't part of this.

His spirit animal, Asnito, is.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

There are a lot more UFAs being taken than I anticipated, so we'll keep going past the first 45 picks and see how far we can get.

One thing is for sure - the newbies have embraced MAXIMUM CHAOS! like a motherf***er.

They're all going in a division with Defect and we're going to hide them from primetime.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Legend LW Alex Semin UFA

Semin was fast. He was a mega-skill boy. He was good at defense. He could play competently at any forward spot. Unfortunately he had some issues, but we embrace this. I'll make a portrait soon.

@Asnito

Regal Asnito! Funereal Asnito! Buried Asnito!

 

[Beef Invictus]

Behold a candid photograph of Semin enjoying his favorite non-hockey hobby, inhaling bottles of vodka:

 

[JojoTheWhale]

@Captain Dave Poulin

I am ~planning~ because I'm traveling for a few weeks. Are the sneak peek categories the official descriptions or will you be doing new ones? Doesn't matter either way, I just don't want to waste my time if a writeup depends upon...interpretations.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Captain Dave Poulin

I am ~planning~ because I'm traveling for a few weeks. Are the sneak peek categories the official descriptions or will you be doing new ones? Doesn't matter either way, I just don't want to waste my time if a writeup depends upon...interpretations.

I think they are accurate - if there is any question about them that I haven't thought of, PM me. Just FYI for everyone, the phrase "Nude Scene" is very loose. I'm much more worried that people not post the nude scenes than I am about people's interpretation of it.

 

[ajgoal]

@Captain Dave Poulin

I am ~planning~ because I'm traveling for a few weeks. Are the sneak peek categories the official descriptions or will you be doing new ones? Doesn't matter either way, I just don't want to waste my time if a writeup depends upon...interpretations.

You're going with [LIVERWUST}. I can sense it. You're that type of guy.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

You're going with [LIVERWUST}. I can sense it. You're that type of guy.

There are so many ways to take this. Tell me later so I know whether to be offended.

 

[ajgoal]

There are so many ways to take this. Tell me later so I know whether to be offended.

I'll PM you once you pick for that category. You actually probably won't pick what I'm thinking of, but you're the type who might.

 

[mja]

It's going to be hard for me to be timely. I finally found some nice beach reading. Check this free stuff out:

Ships, machinery, and mossbacks : the autobiography of a naval engineer

Gold mine.

Anyway, let us do a draft.

Legend RW Sami Kapanen UFA

He won the Fastest Skater competition twice, on his career put up .5 points per game. Competent on offense and defense. Most importantly, he's fast. Fast is everything.

There isn't a single existing photograph or portrait extant. Such is often the case with old people.

@BigToe

Rural Toe! Warlike Toe! Vivacious Toe!

Beef, he is the original Flaming Zeppelin. There’s a whole existentialist background story and everything.