NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Mega-Mock Mini-Expansion Supplemental Mega-Draft!

[Lord Defect]

If you draft shit players you don’t need to worry about people stealing your shit players.

 

[Asnito]

If you draft shit players you don’t need to worry about people stealing your shit players.

I think @Chuck Downie has that market cornered

 

[Asnito]

@Captain Dave Poulin I'm heading out for a few hours so skip me if my turn comes up.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

So you’re saying Hurts is shit and has no chance to improve?

How's your pup doing?

 

[Beef Invictus]

I think @Chuck Downie has that market cornered

Not for long.


I draft Current LW Ronalds Kenins UFA


This man is the fastest hockey player in the world.


@Asnito

Sandy Asnito! Molecular Asnito! Soaked Asnito!

 

[Asnito]

Not for long.


I draft Current LW Ronalds Kenins UFA


This man is the fastest hockey player in the world.


@Asnito

Sandy Asnito! Molecular Asnito! Soaked Asnito!

Go again beef, I'll catch up later

 

[Striiker]

How's your pup doing?

Seems really good. If I couldn’t see the bump, I wouldn’t even know it was there. She’s acting completely normal; eating normally, moving normally, and doesn’t appear to even notice it herself. She still bullies me, but that’s to be expected.

Surgery is scheduled to remove the bump later this month.

How about yours? How’s the pups leg?

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Seems really good. If I couldn’t see the bump, I wouldn’t even know it was there. She’s acting completely normal; eating normally, moving normally, and doesn’t appear to even notice it herself. She still bullies me, but that’s to be expected.

Surgery is scheduled to remove the bump later this month.

How about yours? How’s the pups leg?

Wonderful!

We're into good recovery now, thankfully. I didn’t sleep for almost 3 days because of this jerk. He had to be actively watched or confined, so we bough him a giant ass crate just for this and he freaked the hell out. We think his first owners either abused him in one or kept him confined because it wasn't a normal anxiety. It was panic. But now we get this:

 

[Beef Invictus]

Go again beef, I'll catch up later

Uh oh. I've got a dinner in Stone Harbor for anniversary tonight and I'm on the beach and I won't be available for a while. We shall see what we see

 

[Striiker]

Wonderful!

We're into good recovery now, thankfully. I didn’t sleep for almost 3 days because of this jerk. He had to be actively watched or confined, so we bough him a giant ass crate just for this and he freaked the hell out. We think his first owners either abused him in one or kept him confined because it wasn't a normal anxiety. It was panic. But now we get this:

Good to hear but that cage stuff is awful. He’s so damn cute.

And yeah, it’s like these little shits suddenly go out of their way to hurt themselves after surgery.

Mine had two incisions in order to have two lumps removed from her rib area a few years back, which were then closed by surgical staples. I’m giving her medicine and watching her constantly to make sure she doesn’t lick them or do anything at all, as instructed, and everything is going well. The day before the staples get removed, I take my eyes off of her for 10 minutes while cooking, realized she was being too quiet, and go find her upstairs laying in the bedroom closet, having pulled 75% of the staples out of her left side. They’re lucky they’re cute because holy shit…

 

[Beef Invictus]

JoJo, the make huge ass play pens for dogs that can contain them. We got that for our little being for her surgeries. For the lesser confinement.

But for those initial days of strict confinement I just had to sleep in the floor against the crate

 

[Striiker]

My dog never really minded her crate.

There was a bedsheet over it and the inside was lined with beach towels and blankets, so it was a dark, quiet spot for her and she’d regularly go in there to hide when scared (like during a thunderstorm) or if she just wanted to take a nap. I assume that means she thought of it as a place of comfort, not somewhere negative.

 

[Asnito]

Uh oh. I've got a dinner in Stone Harbor for anniversary tonight and I'm on the beach and I won't be available for a while. We shall see what we see

Why not just let @BigToe have his picks. I'm sure all the swede's will be gone but that's one less philistine to worry about.

 

[Lord Defect]

My dog never really minded her crate.

There was a bedsheet over it and the inside was lined with beach towels and blankets, so it was a dark, quiet spot for her and she’d regularly go in there to hide when scared (like during a thunderstorm) or if she just wanted to take a nap. I assume that means she thought of it as a place of comfort, not somewhere negative.

The crate when used properly and the dog properly trained with it is a wonderful thing.
Unfortunately people think you can just dump the dog in a crate for 12 hours a day

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Good to hear but that cage stuff is awful. He’s so damn cute.

And yeah, it’s like these little shits suddenly go out of their way to hurt themselves after surgery.

Mine had two incisions in order to have two lumps removed from her rib area a few years back, which were then closed by surgical staples. I’m giving her medicine and watching her constantly to make sure she doesn’t lick them or do anything at all, as instructed, and everything is going well. The day before the staples get removed, I take my eyes off of her for 10 minutes while cooking, realized she was being too quiet, and go find her upstairs laying in the bedroom closet, having pulled 75% of the staples out of her left side. They’re lucky they’re cute because holy shit…

The emergency vet gave us one of these and it's been an absolute lifesaver: Choosing the Right Harness
 - Help 'Em Up®

You can just grab the back handle to keep the weight off the injured leg and let them hop on 3 without the risk of falling. I know your dog is larger too, so if she has issues walking on it afterward, it's a good way to keep stress off your back. We have 5 or 6 steps down to our backyard, so the double handle makes it super easy to carry him down quickly and avoid the worst of the lifting.

 

[Striiker]

The emergency vet gave us one of these and it's been an absolute lifesaver: Choosing the Right Harness
 - Help 'Em Up®

You can just grab the back handle to keep the weight off the injured leg and let them hop on 3 without the risk of falling. I know your dog is larger too, so if she has issues walking on it afterward, it's a good way to keep stress off your back. We have 5 or 6 steps down to our backyard, so the double handle makes it super easy to carry him down quickly and avoid the worst of the lifting.

I don't anticipate that we'll need it, given where the bump is, but that's good to know. Thanks.

 

[Strawberry Fields]

Current C Nazem Kadri Beavers

I'm not picking on you @Strawberry Fields I just like your players.

@Beef Invictus your turn to drive this trainwreck

Bratt was the one I wanted to lose least. I would've much rather exposed Kubalik but I figured I'd rather chance exposing Bratt and two 30+ players than losing Suzuki and Bjorkstrand.

 

[pit]

Legend C Dave Keon Chimpanzees

Damn you.

Current LW Jordan Greenway Chimpanzees

I care less about that one, but what did I ever do to you?! Back to back picks no less!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Asnito when you come back on just go ahead and pick your two picks - don't wait for me to give you permission or something.

 

[Asnito]

Damn you.



I care less about that one, but what did I ever do to you?! Back to back picks no less!

Three-peat?

 

[Asnito]

Current D Cam York Sockeyes

Legend RW Reggie Leach Sockeyes

@Beef Invictus happy anniversary to you and the misses

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Current D Cam York Sockeyes

Legend RW Reggie Leach Sockeyes

@Beef Invictus happy anniversary to you and the misses

You can't take both - the Sockeyes are frozen since the first of them you take will be the third he has lost. You can take one of them.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I'm glad you tried to do theft because it buys me time to think some thoughts

 

[Asnito]

You can't take both - the Sockeyes are frozen since the first of them you take will be the third he has lost. You can take one of them.

I'll take Leach and then smoke @pit 's ass

 

[Asnito]

Current G Jake Oettinger Chimpanzees

Go Beef Go