NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – HISTORIC PHASE TWENTY!

[mja]

Stadium Series Location: the Sea of Tranquility. We have the technology in the quackverse. See you dummies on the moon

Wondering if this counts as a duplicate, since @GKJ owns the moon.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

It's just another Manic Monday. Blech.

We start the day with @pit on the clock, @Striiker on deck, @Chuck Downie on the lido deck, and HumongousToe's little Toe on the lido afterdeck.

mja - Pynchon rules. Great pick.

You know that blob-headed swollen-faced c*** I told you about? I cannot f***ing stand that motherf***er. Every single f***ing thing he does irritates the living shit out of me, but the thing he does the most which irritates me the most is that he is constantly eating. CONSTANTLY. The motherf***er is on the Korean national hockey team, right, so he exercises a lot, and the f***ers who do that, in hockey or just in society, are always "fueling." That irritates me in the best of circumstances, but this f***er also talks with his mouth full, and he is wearing a microphone all the time, so I hear every single chew he chews, and I cannot deal with it. Plus, hockey and everyone involved in it are stupid, obviously.

Last night the c*** was sitting there while everyone was playing Truth or Dare, a late-season tradition on "Transit Love." Anytime anyone asks him a question, especially his poor ex-girlfriend, but with anyone, he repeats the question and then more often than not either doesn't answer it, or gives a shitty nonsense answer that has nothing to do with the question. Last night, the c*** not only did all that, but he took a f***ing slurp of his drink before he answered. Every single time. So I'm sitting here the whole time saying out loud to the laptop screen, quote, "Slurp another drink, you bloated balloon-headed c***." I was already in a dogshit mood, and that really topped me off. I thought for sure I was going to spontaneously combust.

I've always thought that mental health was overrated, but I might have been wrong.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Wondering if this counts as a duplicate, since @GKJ owns the moon.

I decided that it doesn't, because we could have picked stadiums in areas we have picked before. I don't think we have done that, but we could have. Also, I hated that pick of the Moon.

 

[DancingPanther]

Whew

 

[GKJ]

I’m happy to rent out space on the Moon since I still control all the tides in the quackverse

 

[ajgoal]

I’m happy to rent out space on the Moon since I still control all the tides in the quackverse

Not if we're not on earth.

 

[GKJ]

Not if we're not on earth.

But then where do you get your tides from? No one’s been drafting any moons. None of your oceans you drafted have tides so they’re just all sitting bodies of water.

Except mine.

 

[pit]

Team Cover is always such a hard category for me because there are so many damned ways to take this. My choice for Team Cover #2 is probably something no one else will ever take, but I'll lay claim to it because I like both the original and the cover. It's the song I had cued up for the ride home from the hospital with my son, so if he ever cares, he'll know the first music he ever heard.

Team Cover #2 - The Joy Formidable cover Sparklehorse's Gold Day:


The original:


@Striiker , may all your days be gold my child.

 

[BernieParent]

Wondering if this counts as a duplicate, since @GKJ owns the moon.

Technically, it isn't a body of water ... but who am I to cause trouble? I like the creativity of the pick and considered choosing it myself.

 

[Striiker]

@Striiker , may all your days be gold my child.

They're all poop brown.

 

[ajgoal]

Technically, it isn't a body of water ... but who am I to cause trouble? I like the creativity of the pick and considered choosing it myself.

He picked it for stadium series, so we just have to worry about whose idiot hockey players have to play with no oxygen and a fraction of Earth Prime's gravity.

 

[Striiker]

Team College Course - Intro To Data Analytics

Everyone who works within a hockey team needs to understand the basics of analytics. This shit is not witchcraft and you have no excuse for not understanding it and using it to gain an edge.

There will be no Fletchers or Torts or any other willfully ignorant assholes within this org.

@Chuck Downie

 

[BernieParent]

He picked it for stadium series, so we just have to worry about whose idiot hockey players have to play with no oxygen and a fraction of Earth Prime's gravity.

Thanks, aj. This is why I learned (am learning?) to not be Acktually Guy.

 

[ajgoal]

Thanks, aj. This is why I learned (am learning?) to not be Acktually Guy.

I'll try to learn that one day.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

But then where do you get your tides from? No one’s been drafting any moons. None of your oceans you drafted have tides so they’re just all sitting bodies of water.

Except mine.

My favorite thing about that pick is that you have to be high to understand how anyone could make sense of this reasoning. My least favorite thing about that pick is everything else, including the fact that you have to be high to understand how anyone could make sense of this reasoning.

 

[ajgoal]

Team College Course - Intro To Data Analytics

Everyone who works within a hockey team needs to understand the basics of analytics. This shit is not witchcraft and you have no excuse for not understanding it and using it to gain an edge.

There will be no Fletchers or Torts or any other willfully ignorant assholes within this org.

@Chuck Downie

We just saw an article about how analytics has ruined baseball.

 

[Striiker]

We just saw an article about how analytics has ruined baseball.

Why was Meltzer writing about baseball?

 

[BiggE]

My favorite thing about that pick is that you have to be high to understand how anyone could make sense of this reasoning. My least favorite thing about that pick is everything else, including the fact that you have to be high to understand how anyone could make sense of this reasoning.

 

[BiggE]

I know it’s going to be my turn again

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Proud Sockeye, Atthaya Thitikul, now the #1 golfer in the world, while still a teenager.

 

[Chuck Downie]

Team College Course

Home Economics

@BigToe

 

[BigToe]

Team Hot Sauce

Skånsk Chili Habanero Hot Sauce

@ajgoal

 

[Rebels57]

Team College Course

Home Economics

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@BigToe

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Seriously.

That motherf***er Hee Dork would not ... stop ... eating. He went out with his ex first. He ate in the car on the way there, he ate snacks while hiking to the top of the mountain, he ate at the top of the mountain, he ate when they left and went out to eat. The entire time. And I mean, the whole f***ing time. Then he got a chance to leave there and go out with someone else, and he did that, and he started eating as soon as he sat down there, and never f***ing stopped. Then they left the restaurant and went back to the house to have drinks with everyone, so he was slurping drinks and eating snacks the whole time. Then, when everyone was starting to go to bed, he went to the kitchen and made himself ramyeon and ate the shit out of that. The only thing that stopped him eating was that the episode ended. I'm not kidding. I can't believe I have even one layer of skin left, because I was crawling out of it for three hours. This c***. Eye poison. Ear poison. I think I only have one episode left to endure, and there is plenty of good to it, but this c*** ... I can't.

We start the day with @ajgoal on the clock, your epidermisless league secretary on deck, @Magua on the lido deck, and @Asnito on the lido afterdeck.

Enjoy your day.

 

[ajgoal]

A man loses his pregnant wife, then his new lover when she is captured by her former boss and murdered. He begins working his way through the killers' organization, takes a break to lead a Vietnam rescue mission, and [REDACTED].

Team Serial Killer: John Kelly (John Clark) - Without Remorse (And other novels)

@Captain Dave Poulin