NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE TWENTY-THREE SKIDOO!

[Hollywood Cannon]

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NO, I SAID, ARE YOU READY?!
Ok, that’s more like it. You know, sometimes you need to make a change, or change the game, and, since I am THE GAME, let’s make a little change!
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Vince, your pop-pop to my girls and pops to my sweet Steph, but, let’s face it, you’re also A MASSIVE PERVY PIECE OF SHIT!!!
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So, Austin, do your thing!
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and Vince, guess what, YOU’RE FIRED!!!
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So, who is the new owner of the Jacksonville Methgators? Well, it’s not me, I don’t want any part of that freakshow, the WWE has more than enough freaks for anyone! So please welcome to Jacksonville, our replacement pick and the new owner of those twisted nutjobs known as the Jacksonville Methgators, local celebrity….FLORIDA MAN!!!!
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DO OVER PICK: New team owner, Florida Man

@Striiker , after you get home from school and you finish your homework, you can have nugz and choccy milk and make a pick.

Has Florida Man ever owned a sports franchise?

That was a requirement for the owner category.

 

[BiggE]

Has Florida Man ever owned a sports franchise?

That was a requirement for the owner category.

I believe he already owns the South Gainesville Pygmy Rattlers of the Central Florida Cornhole League.

It’s a real thing, but only in the Quackverse

But, if we must make a change, we’ll instead go with Shad Khan, the owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars. Plus his kid owns All Elite Wrestling and that will piss Vince off even more.

 

[BernieParent]

I guess I don't want to get stuck picking the Afghanistan U13 girls team as my international hockey team, so I'm going with the obvious by taking Team Canada.

Two of my three favourite hockey memories involve Team Canada, so this is an easy enough selection. Being in downtown Vancouver for the celebration after the gold medal game in 2010 is something that will be almost impossible to top, especially since I'm resigned to the small chance that I'll experience something like that related to the Flyers.

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@Rebels57

The obvious choice for those of us on the right side of the border , but I must ask: did you have any hesitation due to the recent (and ongoing) scandals?

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

The obvious choice for those of us on the right side of the border , but I must ask: did you have any hesitation due to the recent (and ongoing) scandals?

Nope.

This Team Canada selection doesn't include Hockey Canada, nor will any future Seattle Sockeyes selections.

 

[Striiker]

International Hockey Team - Team USA

Hockey is Americas game, so I'll take Americas team.

@Magua

 

[BiggE]

International Hockey Team - Team USA

Hockey is Americas game, so I'll take Americas team.

@Magua

Paul Holmgren and Kevin Hayes are American.

Just sayin…

 

[ajgoal]

Paul Holmgren and Kevin Hayes are American.

Just sayin…

And associated with team usa.

Homer at least

 

[Beef Invictus]

Big OOF for Strike-DaWgg

 

[Striiker]

Big OOF for Strike-DaWgg

I just wanted to make sure I end up with a real team instead of a dogshit one, like Canada or Finland or something.

There’s a million deserving spite picks available, so even if someone gets taken I’ll have no issue finding more.

Plus, this was my only chance to post a pic of Ghost for lore purposes.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I just wanted to make sure I end up with a real team instead of a dogshit one, like Canada or Finland or something.

There’s a million deserving spite picks available, so even if someone gets taken I’ll have no issue finding more.

Plus, this was my only chance to post a pic of Ghost.

@Hollywood Cannon there must be a way to get Ghost onto his team, for the #Lore. Like he would have to give up someone significant, but we could possibly do it. Let's schedule a meeting for HQ.

 

[Magua]

The Honolulu Ghibli peel off the skin of our Spite Goalie: Michael Leighton

A picture is worth a thousand peels.

Recondite @pit ! Well-made pit! Foamy pit!

 

[mja]

The Honolulu Ghibli peel off the skin of our Spite Goalie: Michael Leighton

A picture is worth a thousand peels.

Recondite @pit ! Well-made pit! Foamy pit!

Sniped!

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@Hollywood Cannon there must be a way to get Ghost onto his team, for the #Lore. Like he would have to give up someone significant, but we could possibly do it. Let's schedule a meeting for HQ.

I shall contemplate such matters.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I shall contemplate such matters.

I veto

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I veto

 

[Lord Defect]

While we’re talking trades, let’s finalize the Briere trade from 19 phases ago

 

[Striiker]

I veto

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I said I would "contemplate such matters."

 

[Striiker]

I said I would "contemplate such matters."

And I thank you in advance for your wise decision.

 

[Magua]

I feel like Team International Actor/Actress would be a good future category. I’d prefer Foreign Language, so people don’t cop out and choose some English bloke, but I’m not sure a few people here have seen a foreign language film.

 

[Lord Defect]

I feel like Team International Actor/Actress would be a good future category. I’d prefer Foreign Language, so people don’t cop out and choose some English bloke, but I’m not sure a few people here have seen a foreign language film.

Technically British English is a different language.

 

[Magua]

Technically British English is a different language.

American English is a foreign language to you.

 

[Lord Defect]

American English is a foreign language to you.

Harsh, but true. I have my wife read me all the comments that I think I recognize my name in.

 

[Striiker]

I feel like Team International Actor/Actress would be a good future category. I’d prefer Foreign Language, so people don’t cop out and choose some English bloke, but I’m not sure a few people here have seen a foreign language film.

Are you trying to hurt me?

 

[Magua]

Are you trying to hurt me?

Help.