When I end up on the opposite side of the take spectrum from you, it removes any shred of doubt that may have been floating around in my head. Thank you for the reassurance.
NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE TWENTY-THREE SKIDOO!
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mja
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
@Captain Dave Poulin, friendly reminder that you have ajgoal’s pick.
@ajgoal's pick:
"We were in a hurry and suffered a severe lack of judgement when we picked our team cartoonist. This actually happens to be the only cartoonist I own books "by."
Our new team cartoonist enlisted in the National Guard in 1940, and began drawing cartoons for the newspaper. He continued this work while following his Division into Sicily and Italy, with his signature Willie and Joe characters appearing in Stars and Stripes. They would go on to be syndicated throughout the United States, and would even make an appearance with a famous beagle. Despite being popular with the troops and even the War Department, he did anger some command staff, including the commander of the Third Army, who was ordered to leave him alone by Eisenhower. He was wounded by a mortar in Italy. After the Army, he took a few turns at acting, campaigned for office, and continued drawing cartoons, which turned to the political. He was highly decorated for his drawings, including the Legion of Merit and two Pulitzer Prizes.
Team Re-Draft II: Bill Mauldin (Team Cartoonist)"
@GKJ
"We were in a hurry and suffered a severe lack of judgement when we picked our team cartoonist. This actually happens to be the only cartoonist I own books "by."
Our new team cartoonist enlisted in the National Guard in 1940, and began drawing cartoons for the newspaper. He continued this work while following his Division into Sicily and Italy, with his signature Willie and Joe characters appearing in Stars and Stripes. They would go on to be syndicated throughout the United States, and would even make an appearance with a famous beagle. Despite being popular with the troops and even the War Department, he did anger some command staff, including the commander of the Third Army, who was ordered to leave him alone by Eisenhower. He was wounded by a mortar in Italy. After the Army, he took a few turns at acting, campaigned for office, and continued drawing cartoons, which turned to the political. He was highly decorated for his drawings, including the Legion of Merit and two Pulitzer Prizes.
Team Re-Draft II: Bill Mauldin (Team Cartoonist)"
@GKJ
GKJ
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Mother f***er I got sniped on the cheesecakes too. I can make cheesecakes. I made one for St. Patrick’s Day with Bailey’s Irish Cream and mints. I made a lemon one for Christmas.
New category suggestion: Team Cheesecake Chef
ajgoal
Almost always never serious
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Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
Cheesecake is actually wretched though
GKJ
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it was fantastic, I was actually impressed with it, especially since it didn’t crack when I was convinced it would. Added a cream cheese frosting mixed with more bailey’s and Andies mints. Still have some when I am ready to add an entire day’s worth of calories at a moment’s notice.
I’m going to switch to an artist though and pick someone I think I may need to pick one of the two people I know to come out of this category with.
It’s Bob Ross
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JojoTheWhale
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mja
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
Being on the same side on a food take as both His Defectiveness and Herr Beef is causing no small amount of soul-searching on my part. Could it be so? Maybe I’ve been wrong about cheesecake all this time?
Nah, cheesecake is pointless.
Nah, cheesecake is pointless.
Magua
Entirely Palatable Product
I don’t eat cheese, so you can imagine my thoughts on cheesecake.
GKJ
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You guys are weirder than I am
Lord Defect
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I let him fall to you. You’re welcome.
I could get fancy, but why? The variety of options available for this dessert make it a go-to option for me.
Team Dessert: Doughnuts. Or Donuts. You decide.
@Magua , Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Team Dessert: Doughnuts. Or Donuts. You decide.
@Magua , Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
I am going to look for this
We finished the entire golf draft in one day. We'll finish this round in about a month. Not that it matters. Until we find the #DarkestTimeline's weak point, we are going to be stuck on this rock, which is just a pale imitation of Uranus.
We start the day with @Magua on the clock, @Striiker on deck, @BiggE on the lido deck, and Rebel's drunk ass on the lido afterdeck.
I'd really like to try that kimchi sauce with all of the disgusting vegetables all ground up and pulped - I could finally get a real taste of it. I tried eating it in Thailand when I went out for Korean barbecue with some of my students, but I couldn't choke it down. I have a problem with cabbage, and no, I don't know why. I can eat it in cole slaw as long as it isn't too naked, but otherwise it turns my stomach. I'd love to find a way to eat kimchi and develop a taste for it, and that seems as good as any.
I had a weird situation with wasabi, too. The Thais I knew (who are the only ones I ate it with) mix a little wasabi with a little soy sauce, and then dip their sashimi or sushi into it. It's delicious as f***. But then I had an experience where I got a bit of wasabi and it assaulted my face. That's not uncommon - it is some aggressive shit - but there was just nothing positive about this sting. It was almost like I had an allergic reaction to it all of a sudden. Ever since, I haven't been able to eat it much, even with soy sauce. It really pisses me off, because I want to want it.
The #DarkestTimeline has so much to answer for.
We start the day with @Magua on the clock, @Striiker on deck, @BiggE on the lido deck, and Rebel's drunk ass on the lido afterdeck.
I'd really like to try that kimchi sauce with all of the disgusting vegetables all ground up and pulped - I could finally get a real taste of it. I tried eating it in Thailand when I went out for Korean barbecue with some of my students, but I couldn't choke it down. I have a problem with cabbage, and no, I don't know why. I can eat it in cole slaw as long as it isn't too naked, but otherwise it turns my stomach. I'd love to find a way to eat kimchi and develop a taste for it, and that seems as good as any.
I had a weird situation with wasabi, too. The Thais I knew (who are the only ones I ate it with) mix a little wasabi with a little soy sauce, and then dip their sashimi or sushi into it. It's delicious as f***. But then I had an experience where I got a bit of wasabi and it assaulted my face. That's not uncommon - it is some aggressive shit - but there was just nothing positive about this sting. It was almost like I had an allergic reaction to it all of a sudden. Ever since, I haven't been able to eat it much, even with soy sauce. It really pisses me off, because I want to want it.
The #DarkestTimeline has so much to answer for.
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
Magua
Entirely Palatable Product
With so many international teams off the board, the Ghibli are going to strengthen our ties to a certain little nation. We already have them as our international football team -- because of their joyous, non-hooligan fans -- so why not double dip?
The Honolulu Ghibli throw on the blouses of our International Hockey Team: Denmark
Holy mackerel, look at these duds:
*****
@Striiker -- floss for me, sir
The Honolulu Ghibli throw on the blouses of our International Hockey Team: Denmark
Holy mackerel, look at these duds:
*****
@Striiker -- floss for me, sir
Striiker
Former Flyers Fan
You literally could not pay me to do that.
I have never once in my life flossed, dabbed, or any of those other disgusting cringe actions. f*** Torts.
Magua
Entirely Palatable Product
Live a little.
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
What can we say about a country whose list of esteemed citizens includes folks of true wisdom, honor, and of course, hospitality?
So, please welcome to Jacksonville, our official foreign hockey club, TEAM KAZAKHSTAN!!
Wanna guess how many members of our fanbase could point out Kazakhstan on a map, let alone spell it correctly?
Yup, pretty much! But @Rebels57 knows all about the make great for nation Kazakhstan, eh Borat?
Exactly
So, please welcome to Jacksonville, our official foreign hockey club, TEAM KAZAKHSTAN!!
Wanna guess how many members of our fanbase could point out Kazakhstan on a map, let alone spell it correctly?
Yup, pretty much! But @Rebels57 knows all about the make great for nation Kazakhstan, eh Borat?
Exactly
DancingPanther
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Nice. Can't wait til he gets UCL reconstruction next season after pitching through on and off discomfort this yearTeam Painter/Artist – Andrew Painter
@BiggE you're next and I have no idea why we're always next to each other in this draft. Feels like every single phase.
Striiker
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Surgery doesn’t prevent macaroni art. I win either way
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