NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE TWENTY-THREE SKIDOO!

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Captain Dave Poulin

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@ajgoal's pick:

"We were in a hurry and suffered a severe lack of judgement when we picked our team cartoonist. This actually happens to be the only cartoonist I own books "by."

Our new team cartoonist enlisted in the National Guard in 1940, and began drawing cartoons for the newspaper. He continued this work while following his Division into Sicily and Italy, with his signature Willie and Joe characters appearing in Stars and Stripes. They would go on to be syndicated throughout the United States, and would even make an appearance with a famous beagle. Despite being popular with the troops and even the War Department, he did anger some command staff, including the commander of the Third Army, who was ordered to leave him alone by Eisenhower. He was wounded by a mortar in Italy. After the Army, he took a few turns at acting, campaigned for office, and continued drawing cartoons, which turned to the political. He was highly decorated for his drawings, including the Legion of Merit and two Pulitzer Prizes.

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Team Re-Draft II: Bill Mauldin (Team Cartoonist)"

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You don't use malt vinegar in cheesecake, therefore it is an inferior dessert.

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it was fantastic, I was actually impressed with it, especially since it didn’t crack when I was convinced it would. Added a cream cheese frosting mixed with more bailey’s and Andies mints. Still have some when I am ready to add an entire day’s worth of calories at a moment’s notice.

I’m going to switch to an artist though and pick someone I think I may need to pick one of the two people I know to come out of this category with.



It’s Bob Ross

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it was fantastic, I was actually impressed with it, especially since it didn’t crack when I was convinced it would. Added a cream cheese frosting mixed with more bailey’s and Andies mints. Still have some when I am ready to add an entire day’s worth of calories at a moment’s notice.

I’m going to switch to an artist though and pick someone I think I may need to pick one of the two people I know to come out of this category with.



It’s Bob Ross

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I let him fall to you. You’re welcome.
 

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We finished the entire golf draft in one day. We'll finish this round in about a month. Not that it matters. Until we find the #DarkestTimeline's weak point, we are going to be stuck on this rock, which is just a pale imitation of Uranus.

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We start the day with @Magua on the clock, @Striiker on deck, @BiggE on the lido deck, and Rebel's drunk ass on the lido afterdeck.

I'd really like to try that kimchi sauce with all of the disgusting vegetables all ground up and pulped - I could finally get a real taste of it. I tried eating it in Thailand when I went out for Korean barbecue with some of my students, but I couldn't choke it down. I have a problem with cabbage, and no, I don't know why. I can eat it in cole slaw as long as it isn't too naked, but otherwise it turns my stomach. I'd love to find a way to eat kimchi and develop a taste for it, and that seems as good as any.

I had a weird situation with wasabi, too. The Thais I knew (who are the only ones I ate it with) mix a little wasabi with a little soy sauce, and then dip their sashimi or sushi into it. It's delicious as f***. But then I had an experience where I got a bit of wasabi and it assaulted my face. That's not uncommon - it is some aggressive shit - but there was just nothing positive about this sting. It was almost like I had an allergic reaction to it all of a sudden. Ever since, I haven't been able to eat it much, even with soy sauce. It really pisses me off, because I want to want it.

The #DarkestTimeline has so much to answer for.
 

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With so many international teams off the board, the Ghibli are going to strengthen our ties to a certain little nation. We already have them as our international football team -- because of their joyous, non-hooligan fans -- so why not double dip?

The Honolulu Ghibli throw on the blouses of our International Hockey Team: Denmark

Holy mackerel, look at these duds:

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*****

@Striiker -- floss for me, sir

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What can we say about a country whose list of esteemed citizens includes folks of true wisdom, honor, and of course, hospitality?
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So, please welcome to Jacksonville, our official foreign hockey club, TEAM KAZAKHSTAN!!
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Wanna guess how many members of our fanbase could point out Kazakhstan on a map, let alone spell it correctly?
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Yup, pretty much! But @Rebels57 knows all about the make great for nation Kazakhstan, eh Borat?
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Exactly
 
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