NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE TWENTY-THREE SKIDOO!
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I went through the categories too fast and missed it. We’re gonna fight whether you like it or not.
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
Good luck, just remember that I am Bulrog and I have the power to have all of the powers.
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
JojoTheWhale
"You should keep it." -- Striiker
- May 22, 2008
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More like wimp card.
mja
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
It can be a real bitch when you make the wrong pick.
ajgoal
Almost always never serious
- Jun 29, 2015
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@Beef Invictus is a great guy whom I am sure will make his pick soon.
mja
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
ajgoal
Almost always never serious
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I just want to hurry up and get past @Lord Defect
BernieParent
In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
Another very worthy master, @PDX Flyer. Thank you for encouraging me to look Chagall up to remind myself of his work. His bio is fantastic:
I didn't watch any of the WBC, but I saw the highlights. That Ohtani slider was filthier than the gunk on the underside of Kevin's dog teeth.
We start the day with the almost completely useless @Beef Invictus on the clock, the completely useless @Lord Defect on deck, the fantastically useful @Chuck Downie on the lido deck, and the upside-down CelsiusFlyer69 on the lido afterdeck.
I started watching this new one called "Some Vival 1 + 1." Those first two words are supposed to suggest "Survival," but it's a stupid name, obviously. What happens is they get 10 guys and 10 girls in this huge grocery store - one by one, they go and pick out a flavor of ramen, a drink, and a side dish (all of which so far have been either kimchi or pickled radish). Then they reveal their choices, and the ones that match become a team of two. After that, they play different games to win keys to these six suitcases, one of which contains a golden pig which represents the $5000 prize. For each key they win in the games, they are allowed to open up one suitcase and look inside. At the end, all the teams have to guess which suitcase has the golden pig. I'm on episode three right now, and each one of them has had different games and a slightly different format.
When I read about this show, they said to skip ahead and start at ep 5, because that's when they get everything figured out, but of course I can't do that. The idea, aside from winning the money, is that maybe the guy and girl on a team will catch feelings and start dating after the show. It's all kind of a mess at the moment, but I guess it will straighten out soon. The big problem is the f***ing buffering. I like watching these Korean shows at night (especially because some of these ladies will appear in my dreams if I do that), but the last couple have been a pain in my ass with the hiccups.
So that's the story of my life right now. Thanks for asking.
We start the day with the almost completely useless @Beef Invictus on the clock, the completely useless @Lord Defect on deck, the fantastically useful @Chuck Downie on the lido deck, and the upside-down CelsiusFlyer69 on the lido afterdeck.
I started watching this new one called "Some Vival 1 + 1." Those first two words are supposed to suggest "Survival," but it's a stupid name, obviously. What happens is they get 10 guys and 10 girls in this huge grocery store - one by one, they go and pick out a flavor of ramen, a drink, and a side dish (all of which so far have been either kimchi or pickled radish). Then they reveal their choices, and the ones that match become a team of two. After that, they play different games to win keys to these six suitcases, one of which contains a golden pig which represents the $5000 prize. For each key they win in the games, they are allowed to open up one suitcase and look inside. At the end, all the teams have to guess which suitcase has the golden pig. I'm on episode three right now, and each one of them has had different games and a slightly different format.
When I read about this show, they said to skip ahead and start at ep 5, because that's when they get everything figured out, but of course I can't do that. The idea, aside from winning the money, is that maybe the guy and girl on a team will catch feelings and start dating after the show. It's all kind of a mess at the moment, but I guess it will straighten out soon. The big problem is the f***ing buffering. I like watching these Korean shows at night (especially because some of these ladies will appear in my dreams if I do that), but the last couple have been a pain in my ass with the hiccups.
So that's the story of my life right now. Thanks for asking.
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
DancingPanther
Foundational Titan
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Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
Thank you HC! Bloated HC! Evil HC! Wrongfully elected HC!
I pick a spite. I pick MARTIN ERAT.
The most unenthusiastically boring player of our time, Marty the Farty (as he is commonly known everywhere) is part of a duo that epitomizes Poile's complete inability to draft forwards. Nashville has long has the kind of D corps that every other team has been jealous of, and they've had to do it alone. That is Erat's fault.
Erat for Forsberg was the worst trade post-cap until Fletcher really got cooking up grease fires.
He will always have reduced stats in my arena.
@Lord Defect! Defective Lord Defect! Scrupulous Lord Defect! Vigorous Lord Defect!
I pick a spite. I pick MARTIN ERAT.
The most unenthusiastically boring player of our time, Marty the Farty (as he is commonly known everywhere) is part of a duo that epitomizes Poile's complete inability to draft forwards. Nashville has long has the kind of D corps that every other team has been jealous of, and they've had to do it alone. That is Erat's fault.
Erat for Forsberg was the worst trade post-cap until Fletcher really got cooking up grease fires.
He will always have reduced stats in my arena.
@Lord Defect! Defective Lord Defect! Scrupulous Lord Defect! Vigorous Lord Defect!
Lord Defect
Secretary of Blowtorching
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The stay Pufts first spite pick will be to not select a spite pick in the first round.
However out artist will be non other than
Frédéric Auguste Bartholdi, sculpter of the Pufts transport vehicle, the Statue of Liberty. He also painted and sculpted a bunch of other stuff too.
@Chuck Downie you’re up higher than lady liberty’s torch bud.
However out artist will be non other than
Frédéric Auguste Bartholdi, sculpter of the Pufts transport vehicle, the Statue of Liberty. He also painted and sculpted a bunch of other stuff too.
@Chuck Downie you’re up higher than lady liberty’s torch bud.
Chuck Downie
Cheese and olive
I had the hockey on last night. McDavid's second goal (and the miss just prior) was ridiculous, but you know what? He's still a crybaby bitch, and the Oilers still gobble donkey dick forever.
We start the day with @CanadianFlyer88 on the clock, @Rebels57 finally off the bottom of the order on deck, @BiggE on the lido deck, and Striiker on the lido afterdeck.
I've got two problems right now. One is that Ryan c*** from Philadelphia, who is hosting the morning show on ESPN. He's so f***ing God awful and phony and f***ing terrible at his job. It boils my cells, man. And then that C***fest tonight between the warm milk and the flaming shit of the NHL. It's impossible not to think of Chuck f***ing Fletcher at a time like this, and that boils my piss. So my cells are boiling, and my piss is boiling. I'm a hot mess.
We start the day with @CanadianFlyer88 on the clock, @Rebels57 finally off the bottom of the order on deck, @BiggE on the lido deck, and Striiker on the lido afterdeck.
I've got two problems right now. One is that Ryan c*** from Philadelphia, who is hosting the morning show on ESPN. He's so f***ing God awful and phony and f***ing terrible at his job. It boils my cells, man. And then that C***fest tonight between the warm milk and the flaming shit of the NHL. It's impossible not to think of Chuck f***ing Fletcher at a time like this, and that boils my piss. So my cells are boiling, and my piss is boiling. I'm a hot mess.
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
As always, we’ll save picking dipshit hockey players til the end. Besides, I have massive spite and hatred for hundreds of those f***ers so plenty will be available!
CanadianFlyer88
Knublin' PPs
I guess I don't want to get stuck picking the Afghanistan U13 girls team as my international hockey team, so I'm going with the obvious by taking Team Canada.
Two of my three favourite hockey memories involve Team Canada, so this is an easy enough selection. Being in downtown Vancouver for the celebration after the gold medal game in 2010 is something that will be almost impossible to top, especially since I'm resigned to the small chance that I'll experience something like that related to the Flyers.
@Rebels57
Two of my three favourite hockey memories involve Team Canada, so this is an easy enough selection. Being in downtown Vancouver for the celebration after the gold medal game in 2010 is something that will be almost impossible to top, especially since I'm resigned to the small chance that I'll experience something like that related to the Flyers.
@Rebels57
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
Lol, imagine taking a Celcius Time team.
CanadianFlyer88
Knublin' PPs
Celsius is as Celsius does.
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FOG Classic Actor - JIMMY STEWART
One of the best to ever do it, with a filmography as varied as anyone in history over the course of his 50 years in the industry. Comedy, Horror, Thriller, Noir, Musicals, Drama, Western. He's done classics in every genre.
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Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, The Philadelphia Story, It's A Wonderful Life, Rear Window, Vertigo, Rope, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, to name a few. What a career!
@BiggE you're up
One of the best to ever do it, with a filmography as varied as anyone in history over the course of his 50 years in the industry. Comedy, Horror, Thriller, Noir, Musicals, Drama, Western. He's done classics in every genre.
James Stewart | Actor, Director, Producer
Known for: Anatomie eines Mordes, Vertigo: Aus dem Reich der Toten, Ist das Leben nicht schön?
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Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, The Philadelphia Story, It's A Wonderful Life, Rear Window, Vertigo, Rope, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, to name a few. What a career!
@BiggE you're up
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
NO, I SAID, ARE YOU READY?!
Ok, that’s more like it. You know, sometimes you need to make a change, or change the game, and, since I am THE GAME, let’s make a little change!
Vince, your pop-pop to my girls and pops to my sweet Steph, but, let’s face it, you’re also A MASSIVE PERVY PIECE OF SHIT!!!
So, Austin, do your thing!
and Vince, guess what, YOU’RE FIRED!!!
So, who is the new owner of the Jacksonville Methgators? Well, it’s not me, I don’t want any part of that freakshow, the WWE has more than enough freaks for anyone! So please welcome to Jacksonville, our replacement pick and the new owner of those twisted nutjobs known as the Jacksonville Methgators, local celebrity….FLORIDA MAN!!!!
DO OVER PICK: New team owner, Florida Man
@Striiker , after you get home from school and you finish your homework, you can have nugz and choccy milk and make a pick.
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