NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE TWENTY-THREE SKIDOO!

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Asnito

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Keeping with our previous theme our classic actor is Orangey.

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Orangey the Cat is the only feline double-winner of the Patsy Award, the animal kingdom's equivalent of the Oscar. The Patsy Award is given out by the American Humane Association's Hollywood branch and stands for Picture Animal Top Star of the Year. Orangey won his first Patsy for his cinema debut in Rhubarb (1951), playing the eponymous baseball team-owning cat in the 1951 film. Ten years later, he won his second Patsy, playing "Cat" in Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961), a homeless feline described as a "poor slob without a name" by Holly Golightly (Audrey Hepburn), whom he visits.
 

BernieParent

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The Toads are appalled that Beef, GKJ and Magua among others are picking their classic actresses strictly on appearance. The Toads would never objectify and degrade women like that.:madfire:

Aw hell who am I kidding. The Toads have always had a hankering for brunettes so we are choosing an absolute bombshell with a long list of movie roles.

Sorry, @Asnito. This genius idea was already used by @BigToe-Toe.
 

BigToe

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The Toads are appalled that Beef, GKJ and Magua among others are picking their classic actresses strictly on appearance. The Toads would never objectify and degrade women like that.:madfire:

Aw hell who am I kidding. The Toads have always had a hankering for brunettes so we are choosing an absolute bombshell with a long list of movie roles.
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CanadianFlyer88

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Oh ok easy

Fossil Actress - Lassie

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"All the Lassies were actually male dogs because female collies tend to "blow coat" (go through a massive hormone-induced shedding process) with each heat cycle. While males blow coat as well in reaction to a change in season, it is much less noticeable than what occurs with an intact female."

Per IMDB.
 

Asnito

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Oh ok easy

Fossil Actress - Lassie

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@BiggE

"All the Lassies were actually male dogs because female collies tend to "blow coat" (go through a massive hormone-induced shedding process) with each heat cycle. While males blow coat as well in reaction to a change in season, it is much less noticeable than what occurs with an intact female."

Per IMDB.
Are you sure he's talking about a 'dog'?
 

Beef Invictus

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The Toads are appalled that Beef, GKJ and Magua among others are picking their classic actresses strictly on appearance. The Toads would never objectify and degrade women like that.:madfire:

Aw hell who am I kidding. The Toads have always had a hankering for brunettes so we are choosing an absolute bombshell with a long list of movie roles.

I picked my actress on pure accomplishment thank you very much.
 

Striiker

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"All the Lassies were actually male dogs because female collies tend to "blow coat" (go through a massive hormone-induced shedding process) with each heat cycle. While males blow coat as well in reaction to a change in season, it is much less noticeable than what occurs with an intact female."

Per IMDB.
Shh. Reality is unimportant. All that matters is what I can get away with.
 
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