How can one move past the vast limitless emptiness that is his stupidity? It's like trying to move past the universe.
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How can one move past the vast limitless emptiness that is his stupidity? It's like trying to move past the universe.
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
Sir, you have to answer in the form of a question.
Lord Defect
Secretary of Blowtorching
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Wait, you honestly believe that was the end of my stupidity? I haven’t even begun to stupid.
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
Thank you Cannon! Plump Cannon! Delicious Cannon! Savory Cannon!
I am picking my international hockey team.
I choose ITALIAN WOMEN'S NATIONAL TEAM
@Lord Defect! Intelligent Defect! Geniusy Defect! Brave Defect!
I am picking my international hockey team.
I choose ITALIAN WOMEN'S NATIONAL TEAM
@Lord Defect! Intelligent Defect! Geniusy Defect! Brave Defect!
Lord Defect
Secretary of Blowtorching
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I have not thought of anything stupid yet
Asnito
Blood Rival to a Briere Simp
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Look up oxymoron, moron
Magua
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Lord Defect
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The Pufts will be selecting for our next spite player, a forward, I think, on the Toronto Spade Leafs, as seen in the movie [RANCH], #5, Nobody Piderns.
Mr. Piderns is directly responsible for impeding [RANCH] not once, but twice, and as an end result [LIVERWURST] gets shot and [REDACTED] escapes.
The game taking place in [RANCH] is against the Toronto Maple Leafs and LA Kings, except the close up shots the jerseys were changed for one reason or another and the Kings logo was slightly altered while the Leafs leaf became a spade.
@Chuck Downie they f*** you in the drive through!
Mr. Piderns is directly responsible for impeding [RANCH] not once, but twice, and as an end result [LIVERWURST] gets shot and [REDACTED] escapes.
The game taking place in [RANCH] is against the Toronto Maple Leafs and LA Kings, except the close up shots the jerseys were changed for one reason or another and the Kings logo was slightly altered while the Leafs leaf became a spade.
@Chuck Downie they f*** you in the drive through!
Asnito
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Chuck Downie
Cheese and olive
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
Bunny is KILLING the Phantoms. Atoadaso. Suck it, Lappy, you bitch.
We start the day with @CanadianFlyer88 on the clock, @Rebels57 on deck, @BiggE on the lido deck, and Striiker patiently waiting on the lido afterdeck.
The officiating in that Canes game last night was f***ing atrocious. In the previous game, Levy and the other crap weasel New York simps at ESPN would not stop moaning about a "missed" high-sticking on Carolina - even hours later - all the while ignoring the sheer volume of holding, clutching, grabbing, and general Islanderness of the f***ing fish dicks. You know - that admirable shit Chuck Fletcher wanted to emulate. So last night, of course, this goofy league and these goofy officials went f***ing overboard in Long Island's favor. It was unpleasant and f***ed. Do they like fish dicks? Do they want to put fish dicks in their mouths? Apparently.
The good news is that the new season of "I Am SOLO" has kicked off. Last week's episode was delayed, so I just waited and got to watch two in a row last night. It's a pretty tasty cast - the theme this season is "Golden Singles," meaning people in their forties or late thirties who have focused on their careers and now want to get married. It looks like it's going to be a good one, so go ahead and start watching now before you fall too far behind.
We start the day with @CanadianFlyer88 on the clock, @Rebels57 on deck, @BiggE on the lido deck, and Striiker patiently waiting on the lido afterdeck.
The officiating in that Canes game last night was f***ing atrocious. In the previous game, Levy and the other crap weasel New York simps at ESPN would not stop moaning about a "missed" high-sticking on Carolina - even hours later - all the while ignoring the sheer volume of holding, clutching, grabbing, and general Islanderness of the f***ing fish dicks. You know - that admirable shit Chuck Fletcher wanted to emulate. So last night, of course, this goofy league and these goofy officials went f***ing overboard in Long Island's favor. It was unpleasant and f***ed. Do they like fish dicks? Do they want to put fish dicks in their mouths? Apparently.
The good news is that the new season of "I Am SOLO" has kicked off. Last week's episode was delayed, so I just waited and got to watch two in a row last night. It's a pretty tasty cast - the theme this season is "Golden Singles," meaning people in their forties or late thirties who have focused on their careers and now want to get married. It looks like it's going to be a good one, so go ahead and start watching now before you fall too far behind.
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Bunny is KILLING the Phantoms. Atoadaso. Suck it, Lappy, you bitch.
We start the day with @CanadianFlyer88 on the clock, @Rebels57 on deck, @BiggE on the lido deck, and Striiker patiently waiting on the lido afterdeck.
The officiating in that Canes game last night was f***ing atrocious. In the previous game, Levy and the other crap weasel New York simps at ESPN would not stop moaning about a "missed" high-sticking on Carolina - even hours later - all the while ignoring the sheer volume of holding, clutching, grabbing, and general Islanderness of the f***ing fish dicks. You know - that admirable shit Chuck Fletcher wanted to emulate. So last night, of course, this goofy league and these goofy officials went f***ing overboard in Long Island's favor. It was unpleasant and f***ed. Do they like fish dicks? Do they want to put fish dicks in their mouths? Apparently.
The good news is that the new season of "I Am SOLO" has kicked off. Last week's episode was delayed, so I just waited and got to watch two in a row last night. It's a pretty tasty cast - the theme this season is "Golden Singles," meaning people in their forties or late thirties who have focused on their careers and now want to get married. It looks like it's going to be a good one, so go ahead and start watching now before you fall too far behind.
How am I always up on weekends?
mja
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
#darkesttimelineHow am I always up on weekends?
Lord Defect
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At least the rain is holding off, so far.How am I always up on weekends?
CanadianFlyer88
Knublin' PPs
Chuckles was a little too close for comfort with his Cherry pick, so we'll get this guy off the board. I hate that he's from Kingston, I hate that he was voted one of the greatest ever Canadians and I love that, after years of xenophobia, he was unceremoniously removed from television... though I hate that his weasel sidekick still remains.
The Seattle Sockeyes are thrilled to spite defenseman Don Cherry. No picture for this jerk.
@Rebels57
The Seattle Sockeyes are thrilled to spite defenseman Don Cherry. No picture for this jerk.
@Rebels57
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BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
Well alrighty then,
Please welcome this piece of rotting garbage to Jacksonville, our next spite Dman,
ROD LANGWAY
Look at that stupid face, that cheesy pseudo pornstache, what a douchebag! Worse yet this prick, who made his career by holding guys all over the ice, beat out Mark Howe for the Norris trophy in 1983! Disgusting!
@Striiker , be glad you aren’t old enough to remember this limp dicked butthole.
Please welcome this piece of rotting garbage to Jacksonville, our next spite Dman,
ROD LANGWAY
Look at that stupid face, that cheesy pseudo pornstache, what a douchebag! Worse yet this prick, who made his career by holding guys all over the ice, beat out Mark Howe for the Norris trophy in 1983! Disgusting!
@Striiker , be glad you aren’t old enough to remember this limp dicked butthole.
CanadianFlyer88
Knublin' PPs
@Lord Defect, my 5 year old has a new favourite word for something that is broken: defective.
Strangely, the context of her learning about this word had nothing to do with me describing your posting history to her.
Strangely, the context of her learning about this word had nothing to do with me describing your posting history to her.
Magua
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The Honolulu Ghibli roll out the red carpet for our Team Classic Actress......Lauren Bacall
Old Hollywood black-and-white moody charisma at its finest. If you're going to have a female lead repeatedly go toe-to-toe with maybe the coolest cat to ever grace the silver screen -- and hell, even marry him off it -- she better be out of this world magnetic. And boy was Lauren Bacall ever a gulp-worthy presence.
She had the smoky voice and the penetrating chin down gaze and the sultry humor-flecked confidence that was noir incarnate. She had more range than just noir -- from comedies to musicals, on film and stage -- on account of how believably whip-smart she could make any character. If anything, the limits of the studio system in her heyday probably deprived us of even juicier darker roles. But even in her film debut at age 19, in To Have and Have Not, she carried herself like an old soul. It makes sense looking at her career why she had a late stage renaissance as an actual old soul, with work as wide-ranging as The Sopranos to Lars von Trier.
And last but not least, Lauren Bacall voiced the Witch of the Waste in Studio Ghibli's Howl's Moving Castle. Miyazaki, who almost never watches the dubbed versions, was so excited he attended a screening with her. Heck yeah.
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@pit -- "You know how to pick, don't you pit? You just put your fingers together and type. Unless you're Lord Defect."
Old Hollywood black-and-white moody charisma at its finest. If you're going to have a female lead repeatedly go toe-to-toe with maybe the coolest cat to ever grace the silver screen -- and hell, even marry him off it -- she better be out of this world magnetic. And boy was Lauren Bacall ever a gulp-worthy presence.
She had the smoky voice and the penetrating chin down gaze and the sultry humor-flecked confidence that was noir incarnate. She had more range than just noir -- from comedies to musicals, on film and stage -- on account of how believably whip-smart she could make any character. If anything, the limits of the studio system in her heyday probably deprived us of even juicier darker roles. But even in her film debut at age 19, in To Have and Have Not, she carried herself like an old soul. It makes sense looking at her career why she had a late stage renaissance as an actual old soul, with work as wide-ranging as The Sopranos to Lars von Trier.
And last but not least, Lauren Bacall voiced the Witch of the Waste in Studio Ghibli's Howl's Moving Castle. Miyazaki, who almost never watches the dubbed versions, was so excited he attended a screening with her. Heck yeah.
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@pit -- "You know how to pick, don't you pit? You just put your fingers together and type. Unless you're Lord Defect."
Chuck Downie
Cheese and olive
I am happy you spite him too. Also, he's my coach.
Four days from the NFL Draft. Oh boy.
We start the day with @pit IN THE PIT, @GKJ on deck, ajgoal on the lido deck, and the Pervert's disgusting ass on the disgusting lido afterass. @Rebels57's drunk ass needs to take two aspirin with his brunch and drag his drunk ass in here to make up his pick.
I've been watching this K-Drama called "25 Going On 21" for the past week or so, and I have two episodes left. It's about this high-school fencer and her rival and group of friends, and it's set in 1998. There is a love story, natch, with this guy who is four years older than her and down on his luck because of the IMF financial crisis which destroyed his family's fortune. Her rival (who becomes her best friend) is also very badly effected by the money situation. It yanks (phrasing) on your heartstrings and manipulates your emotions like a motherf***er. But the guy who plays her love interest also played one-third of the love triangle with Bae Suzy in "Start Up," and he was the passive-aggressive bitch angle of that triangle. I hated him in that one more than words can express, but when I started watching this one I thought I could get past it. Guess what? It turns out that I can't. Of course. He can't act worth a f***, and he looks like he has an extra row of front teeth, which makes him resemble a f***ing cartoon parrot. I really hate his guts. The show is worth watching, and I'm enjoying the emotional roller-coaster, but he's a c***.
I just wanted to make sure you all know that.
We start the day with @pit IN THE PIT, @GKJ on deck, ajgoal on the lido deck, and the Pervert's disgusting ass on the disgusting lido afterass. @Rebels57's drunk ass needs to take two aspirin with his brunch and drag his drunk ass in here to make up his pick.
I've been watching this K-Drama called "25 Going On 21" for the past week or so, and I have two episodes left. It's about this high-school fencer and her rival and group of friends, and it's set in 1998. There is a love story, natch, with this guy who is four years older than her and down on his luck because of the IMF financial crisis which destroyed his family's fortune. Her rival (who becomes her best friend) is also very badly effected by the money situation. It yanks (phrasing) on your heartstrings and manipulates your emotions like a motherf***er. But the guy who plays her love interest also played one-third of the love triangle with Bae Suzy in "Start Up," and he was the passive-aggressive bitch angle of that triangle. I hated him in that one more than words can express, but when I started watching this one I thought I could get past it. Guess what? It turns out that I can't. Of course. He can't act worth a f***, and he looks like he has an extra row of front teeth, which makes him resemble a f***ing cartoon parrot. I really hate his guts. The show is worth watching, and I'm enjoying the emotional roller-coaster, but he's a c***.
I just wanted to make sure you all know that.
I'm paralyzed by options on Artist/Painter and not much has been done to narrow the field.
I basically rolled a die and ended up on this Dutchman.
If you don't know him, you might better recognize one of these two:
Team Artist/Painter - Vincent Van Gogh
I'd do a write-up, but I'll let a scene from Team Show Doctor Who handle it in video for me.
@GKJ , lend me an ear.
I basically rolled a die and ended up on this Dutchman.
If you don't know him, you might better recognize one of these two:
Team Artist/Painter - Vincent Van Gogh
I'd do a write-up, but I'll let a scene from Team Show Doctor Who handle it in video for me.
@GKJ , lend me an ear.
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