NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE TWENTY-THREE SKIDOO!

[Magua]

Excuse me, but British English and Australian English are foreign languages.

For some people, so is American English.

 

[ajgoal]

For some so people, so is American English.

I wish some people didn't speak English.

 

[Lord Defect]

I wish some people didn't speak English.

¿Que?
I’m stupid in several languages hermano

 

[Beef Invictus]

I still firmly believe you should get nothing of their work post-1968. These cop outs fills me with rage, Cap. R-a-g-e! Classical means classical. It's not like we're choosing Team Silent Film Actor/Actress. This isn't that hard, and there are a million options. Grrrr.

Also, I need a Team Foreign Language Film and Actor/Actress categories. Besides m'lord, that means not English.

I now wish I had taken my second trollish cop-out.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Nananana nananana nananana nananana DRAFT DAY!

We start the day with ... oh dear. Deja vu. Whatever, we're not in a hurry. We start the day with @Rebels57 on the clock, @CanadianFlyer88 on deck, @Chuck Downie on the lido deck, and Milord on the lido defective deck.

We, collectively, may not be in a hurry, but I, as a singularity, am in a hurry - I have a lot of reading to do. Speaking of Space ...

 

[Beef Invictus]

Nananana nananana nananana nananana DRAFT DAY!

We start the day with ... oh dear. Deja vu. Whatever, we're not in a hurry. We start the day with @Rebels57 on the clock, @CanadianFlyer88 on deck, @Chuck Downie on the lido deck, and Milord on the lido defective deck.

We, collectively, may not be in a hurry, but I, as a singularity, am in a hurry - I have a lot of reading to do. Speaking of Space ...

It's not his traditional drunk time yet. We can do it.

 

[pit]

It's not his traditional drunk time yet. We can do it.

 

[Rebels57]

FOG Spite Forward #3

None other than the greasy, illiterate, drug-addict, Nate Thompson!

He's ugly. He's stupid. He's bad at hockey. He's bad at life. The additions of Thompson, and to a lesser extent Grant, are to me the main reasons that 19-20 Flyers team lost its mojo in the Playoffs. AV started leaning on these passive piles of shit in high leverage situations and the entire team took on their "just survive the shift" menality. Be a f***ing Flyer!

How has this guy not been picked as a Spite player yet?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

FOG Spite Forward #3

None other than the greasy, illiterate, drug-addict, Nate Thompson!

He's ugly. He's stupid. He's bad at hockey. He's bad at life. The additions of Thompon, and to a lesser extent Grant, are to me the main reasons that 19-20 Flyers team lost its mojo in the Playoffs. AV started leaning on these passive piles of shit in high leverage situations and the entire team took on their "just survive the shift" menality. Be a f***ing Flyer!

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How has this guy not been picked as a Spite player yet?

 

[ajgoal]

The entirety of the Whalers organization wishes to express our condolences to @Chuck Downie and the Comiques on the passing of their Team Philosopher and Talk Show Host Jerry Springer. This is a sad day in the Quackverse.

 

[mja]

FOG Spite Forward #3

None other than the greasy, illiterate, drug-addict, Nate Thompson!

He's ugly. He's stupid. He's bad at hockey. He's bad at life. The additions of Thompon, and to a lesser extent Grant, are to me the main reasons that 19-20 Flyers team lost its mojo in the Playoffs. AV started leaning on these passive piles of shit in high leverage situations and the entire team took on their "just survive the shift" menality. Be a f***ing Flyer!

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How has this guy not been picked as a Spite player yet?

At least have the guts to @ him.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Spite forward #2: he was annoying when he played and has become even more annoying in retirement. He is the stereotypical Canadian hockey bro in every conceivable way. And he played for Calgary...

The Seattle Sockeyes are thrilled to spite Theo Fleury.

@Chuck Downie

 

[Chuck Downie]

The entirety of the Whalers organization wishes to express our condolences to @Chuck Downie and the Comiques on the passing of their Team Philosopher and Talk Show Host Jerry Springer. This is a sad day in the Quackverse.

Thank you.

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Sad day indeed.

 

[Chuck Downie]

Team Classic Actor

Peter Falk

@Lord Defect

 

[DancingPanther]

Team Classic Actor

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@Lord Defect

Colombo hasn't been picked for anything yet?

 

[Lord Defect]

For our next spite pick the Stay Pufts will select the utterly annoying yet sometimes adorable but always annoying, ruining freshly resurfaced ice, The Mites on Ice.
@Beef Invictus take your time picking. You’re usually right on time. You’re due for a cheat day.

 

[Magua]

For our next spite pick the Stay Pufts will select the utterly annoying yet sometimes adorable but always annoying, ruining freshly resurfaced ice, The Mites on Ice.
@Beef Invictus take your time picking. You’re usually right on time. You’re due for a cheat day.

 

[Lord Defect]

My bad I forgot our players picture.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I'm not responding to that. Someone hit me up if he ever makes an actual pick.

 

[Lord Defect]

I'm not responding to that. Someone hit me up if he ever makes an actual pick.

I cleared that pick with HC. While he didn’t say yes, he didn’t say no.

 

[Lord Defect]

@Hollywood Cannon can I get an amen! I mean a ruling!

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I cleared that pick with HC. While he didn’t say yes, he didn’t say no.

That’s not me clearing it.

I’m out of the office.

Cap decides.

 

[Lord Defect]

That’s not me clearing it.

I’m out of the office.

Cap decides.

Ran it by. Cleared it with. Same difference. I did say that you didn’t say yes or no.
This is fascism.

With a mild annoyance we will take Ned Braden for having the audacity to turn a game of hockey into an erotic strip show that only the Sexpo’s would enjoy

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Beef Invictus you are up.

 

[Beef Invictus]

@Beef Invictus you are up.

I gotta eat this hush puppy