NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE TWENTY-THREE SKIDOO!

[ajgoal]

So I've been going to the shelter to look at a kitty. She's super shy so I've been popping in each day around lunch to see if she gets used to me. She hides in her cave but she was rolling around and rubbing her face on my hand if I reach in to pet her. Have just been hoping for her to come out of her cave of her own accord before I tried to bring her home.

I think someone adopted her out from under me tonight and I am heartbroken.

 

[BernieParent]

So I've been going to the shelter to look at a kitty. She's super shy so I've been popping in each day around lunch to see if she gets used to me. She hides in her cave but she was rolling around and rubbing her face on my hand if I reach in to pet her. Have just been hoping for her to come out of her cave of her own accord before I tried to bring her home.

I think someone adopted her out from under me tonight and I am heartbroken.

 

[Lord Defect]

So I've been going to the shelter to look at a kitty. She's super shy so I've been popping in each day around lunch to see if she gets used to me. She hides in her cave but she was rolling around and rubbing her face on my hand if I reach in to pet her. Have just been hoping for her to come out of her cave of her own accord before I tried to bring her home.

I think someone adopted her out from under me tonight and I am heartbroken.

I’ll get the blowtorch

 

[ajgoal]

And now on the way to the emergency vet with the puppers. Hopefully this is just me being alarmist.

 

[Lord Defect]

And now on the way to the emergency vet with the puppers. Hopefully this is just me being alarmist.

Good luck man

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Thoughts and prayers for aj's puppy.

We start the day with @Beef Invictus on the clock, @Hollywood Cannon on deck, @DancingPanther on the lido deck, and me on the lido afterdeck.

My poor Lions. Just when you think you are the king of the jungle, some jester within your court decides to poop on your draft board. The good news is that Gibbs is at least very dynamic and exciting. I hope my Chargers made the right choice - I was really hoping they'd land Addison, but as Jojo said, they took a big swing on QJ. I don't like receivers with questionable hands, never have - they drive me nuts - but it's curable, I guess. I put my faith in the Whale, as I do when it comes to Beast Mazi. I have no choice.

Off to read mocks. See yous guys later.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Thoughts and prayers for aj's puppy.

We start the day with @Beef Invictus on the clock, @Hollywood Cannon on deck, @DancingPanther on the lido deck, and me on the lido afterdeck.

My poor Lions. Just when you think you are the king of the jungle, some jester within your court decides to poop on your draft board. The good news is that Gibbs is at least very dynamic and exciting. I hope my Chargers made the right choice - I was really hoping they'd land Addison, but as Jojo said, they took a big swing on QJ. I don't like receivers with questionable hands, never have - they drive me nuts - but it's curable, I guess. I put my faith in the Whale, as I do when it comes to Beast Mazi. I have no choice.

Off to read mocks. See yous guys later.

Let me finish my hush puppy

 

[DancingPanther]

And now on the way to the emergency vet with the puppers. Hopefully this is just me being alarmist.

I know that feel bro. All the best

 

[ajgoal]

We are home with antibiotics and sub-q fluids.

 

[Beef Invictus]

In reality the child has strep and I haven't slept well in a week so things are just slow. I should be picking soon.

I do not give HC permission to pick. I want everyone to wait. It's important that everyone waits.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

In reality the child has strep and I haven't slept well in a week so things are just slow. I should be picking soon.

I do not give HC permission to pick. I want everyone to wait. It's important that everyone waits.

I’m away so you’re fine.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

In reality the child has strep and I haven't slept well in a week so things are just slow. I should be picking soon.

I do not give HC permission to pick. I want everyone to wait. It's important that everyone waits.

No rush. Take your time. Hope she feels better.

 

[ajgoal]

There's a way to go before I'm up, right?

Edit: I suppose you could say that.

 

[Lord Defect]

In reality the child has strep and I haven't slept well in a week so things are just slow. I should be picking soon.

I do not give HC permission to pick. I want everyone to wait. It's important that everyone waits.

Strep and a really nasty chest cold has been spreading everywhere. The chest cold hit us, I’ve been hacking up bullshit for a week now. Hope she gets better soon

 

[Beef Invictus]

I’m away so you’re fine.

I'm waiting until you're back so you can wait

 

[Beef Invictus]

No rush. Take your time. Hope she feels better.

I just napped for two hours while she played Goat Simulator, which she willingly stopped playing on her own to stagger upstairs and take her own nap. So I know shes rough. I then napped two more hours. I am here now, awaiting HC to tell us he is waiting.

 

[Lord Defect]

I just napped for two hours while she played Goat Simulator, which she willingly stopped playing on her own to stagger upstairs and take her own nap. So I know shes rough. I then napped two more hours. I am here now, awaiting HC to tell us he is waiting.

Goat simulator lol. That game was awesome. Poor child.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Goat simulator lol. That game was awesome. Poor child.

The saddest part was when I had to convince her she wasn't going to need an operation. My tummyache just turned into an operation, so she was certain she was going to have a neck operation come out of this. While we were waiting for the test result she asked if I got my operation there, and it was hard to keep a straight face when I told her I didn't get surgery at a pediatrician's office

 

[Lord Defect]

The saddest part was when I had to convince her she wasn't going to need an operation. My tummyache just turned into an operation, so she was certain she was going to have a neck operation come out of this. While we were waiting for the test result she asked if I got my operation there, and it was hard to keep a straight face when I told her I didn't get surgery at a pediatrician's office

That’s heartbreaking.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I'm tired of waiting for HC to wait for me. This sucks.

Thank you Defect! Dazzling Defect! Sumptuous Defect! Grotesque Defect!

I think it's time to do a painter because I can't decide on a redraft. You people are making the painter category really f***ing hard because I was banking on you disciples of degeneracy (not you Bernie, you are an apostle of appreciativeness) taking all my main choices and thus ridding me of the need to decide amongst them. So I'm going to cast them all aside and go off the board. This guy is similar in feel to a certain Swiss weirdo, but he is among the people I can't decide on so I'll take this lesser known version.

Zdzisław Beksiński

Beksinksi is Polish. He grew up in Poland during and after WW2 and like most Polish artists of that era, this guy is absolutely twisted. If you wanna see what I mean, go check out Polish film posters. They're all bleak to the point of being disturbing. This guy does my kind of art, as pioneered by [redacted, how is he available] in the 15th century. Here are some examples.

Stop making us wait, @Hollywood Cannon! Stupendous Cannon! Idiotic Cannon! Boisterous Cannon!

 

[Beef Invictus]

Oh, Beksinski has claimed that most people misinterpret his work. He says all of that is optimistic. That tells you a LOT about Poland.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I'm tired of waiting for HC to wait for me. This sucks.

Thank you Defect! Dazzling Defect! Sumptuous Defect! Grotesque Defect!

I think it's time to do a painter because I can't decide on a redraft. You people are making the painter category really f***ing hard because I was banking on you disciples of degeneracy (not you Bernie, you are an apostle of appreciativeness) taking all my main choices and thus ridding me of the need to decide amongst them. So I'm going to cast them all aside and go off the board. This guy is similar in feel to a certain Swiss weirdo, but he is among the people I can't decide on so I'll take this lesser known version.

Zdzisław Beksiński

Beksinksi is Polish. He grew up in Poland during and after WW2 and like most Polish artists of that era, this guy is absolutely twisted. If you wanna see what I mean, go check out Polish film posters. They're all bleak to the point of being disturbing. This guy does my kind of art, as pioneered by [redacted, how is he available] in the 15th century. Here are some examples.

Stop making us wait, @Hollywood Cannon! Stupendous Cannon! Idiotic Cannon! Boisterous Cannon!

Muahahah. I out waited you.

This secures my election over you.

@DancingPanther you can go though. I’ll make up my picks when I get home at a later time.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Strep and a really nasty chest cold has been spreading everywhere. The chest cold hit us, I’ve been hacking up bullshit for a week now. Hope she gets better soon

Circling back to this I know at least 4 people with young kids developing pneumonia requiring hospitalization in the last couple weeks. That seems weird.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Muahahah. I out waited you.

This secures my election over you.

@DancingPanther you can go though. I’ll make up my picks when I get home at a later time.

It was rigged.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Circling back to this I know at least 4 people with young kids developing pneumonia requiring hospitalization in the last couple weeks. That seems weird.

My buddy's two kids both had walking pneumonia this past week. No hospitalization needed luckily. The f*** is going on?