I can't wait to hear the revisionist, retconned history of Dan Hakstok we have in store.
We start the day with
@DancingPanther on the clock,
@Hollywood Cannon on deck with a couple of picks,
@Beef Invictus on the lido deck, and Milord's dumb ass on the lido afterdeck.
That Florida game was hilarious and entertaining. That Haken game was ... typical. It's not like the #DarkestTimeline to give with one hand, but it is like the #DarkestTimeline to take with the other. Because the #DarkestTimeline is a dick.
I had a dream last night where I was back in Thailand. The difference is that there had been a coup, and everything was in chaos. The striker from my grade school football team was there, and he was running around getting in machete fights and murdering people. I saw a girl I knew, and she said "Hey, I finally found a nice guy." I said "Who?" And this guy standing with his back to us slowly turned around. I recognized him, and he was indeed a normal guy, but now he had a neck tattoo, and a face tattoo, and I could see more tattoos emerging from his collar and sleeves. "What are you looking at?" he said. And I said "Nothing." I had bought an engine block for a van - f*** knows why - but I was broke, natch, so I couldn't pay for it or buy a ticket out of the country. All I could do was run around until I found my own machete and try to avoid getting in too many machete fights.
It was like being in an Asian railyard.