Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
and they're only coming in the movie form.The actor.
Although, hanging out with [Redacted] played by [Redcated] would be pretty damn cool.
and they're only coming in the movie form.The actor.
Pick #1 for the PORTLAND FOG Band of Horseshit will be none other than that vile, despicable, braindead, prolapsed asshole, pedophile who also happens to be a hell of a guitar player..
TED NUGENT - Lead Guitar / Back-up Vocals
I'm not going to desecrate the Glorious Quackverse by sharing a picture of him or any of his songs. He's also not worthy of our excellent Font Color and he along with everyone else in the Band will get announced in dookie brown.
@Asnito hurl some feces at us
Since it's my turn in both drafts I'm going to bang them out
I knew you were a twerker.Actual footage of me the second Bowers caught that screen.
For our first two picks in the spite musician category we are going with 2 people who allegations of abuse I find deeply disturbing.
Sharing a bed with a child that you are not related to or are a surrogate father figure is absolute best case scenario weird and disturbing.
Tho he was never convicted of a crime this type of behavior is just unacceptable and disgusting. Shame on those parents who allowed their children to stay at his home.
Our first pick is
A Short History Of The Michael Jackson Child Molestation Case | Crime News (oxygen.com)
For our second pick we are going with a coward who took pleasure in abusing his wife both physically and mentally, Ike Turner.
Tina Turner Is Still Haunted by Her Abusive Marriage to Ike | Vanity Fair
PORTLAND FOG Team Lawyer
ATTICUS FINCH
Once again, this is a character so deeply engrained the cultural zeitgeist that I need not provide an elaborate write-up.
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@BernieParent give us a splash of that Holy Water
Damn, he was on my short list. Oh well
"Oh my, oh dear, oh great conundrum! The ownership of the Tamps Bay FireSticks are at loggerheads over the next selection, as we have two options for separate categories that will likely not make it back to our turn. It pains us greatly to choose between the two, but choose we must. We need to adhere to our franchise faith-based theme in breaking the tie and select Matt Murdock as our Franchise Lawyer.
"Mr. Murdock (aka Daredevil) is not only an intelligent and well-spoken lawyer with a complete focus on supporting the downtrodden but he also uses his heightened senses -- in the absence of his sight -- to glean emotional responses from others, a very useful talent in a court case.
"Beyond his personalities as a lawyer and as the Devil of Hell's Kitchen, Mr. Murdock is a devoted Catholic, which shapes his ethos to avoid killing.
"With this pick made, we will now comment on the apparent encroachment on ownership of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. We checked this selection with the Quackverse Overlords, who gave their consent. It was a relief that @Rebels57 selected another very worthy option for this category. In appreciation, we feel that some degree of compensation is still warranted for @Rebels57. We will gladly sit in on the negotiations between our respective legals counsels Finch and Murdock to come to a fair agreement.
"And now for something completely @Lord Defect."
"Doh! That is so another draft. Sorry, @CanadianFlyer88, it is your turn."
"Doh! That is so another draft. Sorry, @CanadianFlyer88, it is your turn."
Everyone must have a Mount Rushmore of douchey band frontmen/frontwomen. Mine includes Bono, who was already selected, as well this asshole Manc who, along with his brother, formed one of the douchiest sibling combos in Earth Prime history... music or otherwise.
The Seattle Sockeyes are filled with disgust to select Liam Gallagher on vocals and tambourine as the next member of this shit group.
@Striiker, don't look back in anger, or you may get hit upside the head with a cricket bat like has happened to our pal Liam.
Everyone must have a Mount Rushmore of douchey band frontmen/frontwomen. Mine includes Bono, who was already selected, as well this asshole Manc who, along with his brother, formed one of the douchiest sibling combos in Earth Prime history... music or otherwise.
The Seattle Sockeyes are filled with disgust to select Liam Gallagher on vocals and tambourine as the next member of this shit group.
@Striiker, don't look back in anger, or you may get hit upside the head with a cricket bat like has happened to our pal Liam.
Correct. Just a general comment that Bono was off the board.You have Clapton, not Bono, right?
Correct. Just a general comment that Bono was off the board.