NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOURTEEN! Part One!

BernieParent

In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
Mar 13, 2009
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Chasm of Sar (north of Montreal, Qc)
Pick #1 for the PORTLAND FOG Band of Horseshit will be none other than that vile, despicable, braindead, prolapsed asshole, pedophile who also happens to be a hell of a guitar player..

TED NUGENT - Lead Guitar / Back-up Vocals

I'm not going to desecrate the Glorious Quackverse by sharing a picture of him or any of his songs. He's also not worthy of our excellent Font Color and he along with everyone else in the Band will get announced in dookie brown.

@Asnito hurl some feces at us

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Asnito

Blood Rival to a Briere Simp
Mar 2, 2017
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15,604
For our first two picks in the spite musician category we are going with 2 people who allegations of abuse I find deeply disturbing.

Sharing a bed with a child that you are not related to or are a surrogate father figure is absolute best case scenario weird and disturbing.

Tho he was never convicted of a crime this type of behavior is just unacceptable and disgusting. Shame on those parents who allowed their children to stay at his home.

Our first pick is
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A Short History Of The Michael Jackson Child Molestation Case | Crime News (oxygen.com)
 

BernieParent

In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
Mar 13, 2009
25,120
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Chasm of Sar (north of Montreal, Qc)
For our first two picks in the spite musician category we are going with 2 people who allegations of abuse I find deeply disturbing.

Sharing a bed with a child that you are not related to or are a surrogate father figure is absolute best case scenario weird and disturbing.

Tho he was never convicted of a crime this type of behavior is just unacceptable and disgusting. Shame on those parents who allowed their children to stay at his home.

Our first pick is
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A Short History Of The Michael Jackson Child Molestation Case | Crime News (oxygen.com)

For our second pick we are going with a coward who took pleasure in abusing his wife both physically and mentally, Ike Turner.

Tina Turner Is Still Haunted by Her Abusive Marriage to Ike | Vanity Fair

This is worthy spite for issues way more important than lack of talent or big ego. Well done as always, @Asnito.
 

BernieParent

In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
Mar 13, 2009
25,120
45,807
Chasm of Sar (north of Montreal, Qc)
"Oh my, oh dear, oh great conundrum! The ownership of the Tamps Bay FireSticks are at loggerheads over the next selection, as we have two options for separate categories that will likely not make it back to our turn. It pains us greatly to choose between the two, but choose we must. We need to adhere to our franchise faith-based theme in breaking the tie and select Matt Murdock as our Franchise Lawyer.

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"Mr. Murdock (aka Daredevil) is not only an intelligent and well-spoken lawyer with a complete focus on supporting the downtrodden but he also uses his heightened senses -- in the absence of his sight -- to glean emotional responses from others, a very useful talent in a court case.

"Beyond his personalities as a lawyer and as the Devil of Hell's Kitchen, Mr. Murdock is a devoted Catholic, which shapes his ethos to avoid killing.



"With this pick made, we will now comment on the apparent encroachment on ownership of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. We checked this selection with the Quackverse Overlords, who gave their consent. It was a relief that @Rebels57 selected another very worthy option for this category. In appreciation, we feel that some degree of compensation is still warranted for @Rebels57. We will gladly sit in on the negotiations between our respective legals counsels Finch and Murdock to come to a fair agreement.

"And now for something completely @Lord Defect."

"Doh! That is so another draft. Sorry, @CanadianFlyer88, it is your turn."
 

Rebels57

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"Oh my, oh dear, oh great conundrum! The ownership of the Tamps Bay FireSticks are at loggerheads over the next selection, as we have two options for separate categories that will likely not make it back to our turn. It pains us greatly to choose between the two, but choose we must. We need to adhere to our franchise faith-based theme in breaking the tie and select Matt Murdock as our Franchise Lawyer.

iu


"Mr. Murdock (aka Daredevil) is not only an intelligent and well-spoken lawyer with a complete focus on supporting the downtrodden but he also uses his heightened senses -- in the absence of his sight -- to glean emotional responses from others, a very useful talent in a court case.

"Beyond his personalities as a lawyer and as the Devil of Hell's Kitchen, Mr. Murdock is a devoted Catholic, which shapes his ethos to avoid killing.



"With this pick made, we will now comment on the apparent encroachment on ownership of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. We checked this selection with the Quackverse Overlords, who gave their consent. It was a relief that @Rebels57 selected another very worthy option for this category. In appreciation, we feel that some degree of compensation is still warranted for @Rebels57. We will gladly sit in on the negotiations between our respective legals counsels Finch and Murdock to come to a fair agreement.

"And now for something completely @Lord Defect."

"Doh! That is so another draft. Sorry, @CanadianFlyer88, it is your turn."


Great pick. I retroactively consent with the expectation that 7% of all of Murdock's legal fees are paid to the FOG in quarterly installments.
 

CanadianFlyer88

Knublin' PPs
Feb 12, 2004
43,729
53,264
Van City
Everyone must have a Mount Rushmore of douchey band frontmen/frontwomen. Mine includes Bono, who was already selected, as well this asshole Manc who, along with his brother, formed one of the douchiest sibling combos in Earth Prime history... music or otherwise.

The Seattle Sockeyes are filled with disgust to select Liam Gallagher on vocals and tambourine as the next member of this shit group.

@Striiker, don't look back in anger, or you may get hit upside the head with a cricket bat like has happened to our pal Liam.
 

JojoTheWhale

2.5 Murrays Above Replacement
May 22, 2008
35,547
110,130
Everyone must have a Mount Rushmore of douchey band frontmen/frontwomen. Mine includes Bono, who was already selected, as well this asshole Manc who, along with his brother, formed one of the douchiest sibling combos in Earth Prime history... music or otherwise.

The Seattle Sockeyes are filled with disgust to select Liam Gallagher on vocals and tambourine as the next member of this shit group.

@Striiker, don't look back in anger, or you may get hit upside the head with a cricket bat like has happened to our pal Liam.

He once dumped a beer on my head. :laugh:

I still can't knock the music, though.
 

Captain Dave Poulin

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Apr 30, 2015
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Everyone must have a Mount Rushmore of douchey band frontmen/frontwomen. Mine includes Bono, who was already selected, as well this asshole Manc who, along with his brother, formed one of the douchiest sibling combos in Earth Prime history... music or otherwise.

The Seattle Sockeyes are filled with disgust to select Liam Gallagher on vocals and tambourine as the next member of this shit group.

@Striiker, don't look back in anger, or you may get hit upside the head with a cricket bat like has happened to our pal Liam.

You have Clapton, not Bono, right?
 

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