NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOURTEEN! Part One!

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Enormous kudos to @JojoTheWhale for fixing my spreadsheet f***-up. Hit me up on my Venmo and I will think of a way to repay his kindness. Not with money, I'm going to keep all the money, but with some kind of thoughtful gesture.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Sorry for delay.

We thought long (not long and all) and hard (not hard at all) about who we would make our Rival Fictional Owner. We came to the conclusion that we're going to select... Dorito's Guy. Now I don't know if he actually had an actual name but the internet tells me that Avery Schreiber was in multiple Doritos commercials in the 70's so he's a fit. Just always feening for Doritos just like @pit

@Chuck Downie bring us home.

 

[Chuck Downie]

Team Crushing Sports Moment

Belarus defeats Sweden 4-3

Belarus Stuns Sweden in Its Own 'Miracle'

 

[pit]

Sorry for delay.

We thought long (not long and all) and hard (not hard at all) about who we would make our Rival Fictional Owner. We came to the conclusion that we're going to select... Dorito's Guy. Now I don't know if he actually had an actual name but the internet tells me that Avery Schreiber was in multiple Doritos commercials in the 70's so he's a fit. Just always feening for Doritos just like @pit

@Chuck Downie bring us home.

I feel seen. Thank you.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I feel seen. Thank you.

Just remember what you did to me with your pick. Just remember.

 

[pit]

Just remember what you did to me with your pick. Just remember.

It's a What If fictional scenario, not for reals!

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

It's a What If fictional scenario, not for reals!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Great progress, boys, great progress. I'm in good shape with the new phase, but I have several things to do, so it won't be ready until later this afternoon at the earliest. We'll keep this thread open until I launch that one.

 

[Asnito]

Just remember what you did to me with your pick. Just remember.

Frankly I'm disappointed that's all you could come up with after being abused by pit.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Hollywood Couturier is up in the new phase and I am finished with this thread, so it can be locked by the first mod who sees this. You animals can now post in there at will.