NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOURTEEN! Part One!

CanadianFlyer88

Knublin' PPs
Feb 12, 2004
43,729
53,263
Van City
I really wanted to go with picking the fictional owner for the Beavers with my first selection, but too many musicians are coming off the board early, so we'll save the fictional owner for later in the phase... especially since there is a 0% chance that pick is sniped (famous last words).

The Seattle Sockeyes are going to build an "upside down world" version of our actual supergroup in this phase, with a full six members matching the same-ish responsibilities.

To kick things off, we're going with the douchiest douche that ever did douche. His only notable positive accomplishment in life is to correctly proclaim that Buddy Guy is the greatest guitarist alive. There are no further redeeming qualities for this person.

On guitar and vocals, the Sockeyes are disgusted to select Eric Clapton.

*barf*

@BernieParent, bring some sanity into this round.
 

Rebels57

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Sep 28, 2014
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I really wanted to go with picking the fictional owner for the Beavers with my first selection, but too many musicians are coming off the board early, so we'll save the fictional owner for later in the phase... especially since there is a 0% chance that pick is sniped (famous last words).

The Seattle Sockeyes are going to build an "upside down world" version of our actual supergroup in this phase, with a full six members matching the same-ish responsibilities.

To kick things off, we're going with the douchiest douche that ever did douche. His only notable positive accomplishment in life is to correctly proclaim that Buddy Guy is the greatest guitarist alive. There are no further redeeming qualities for this person.

On guitar and vocals, the Sockeyes are disgusted to select Eric Clapton.

*barf*

@BernieParent, bring some sanity into this round.

Great pick - he's only getting worse with age too
 

Captain Dave Poulin

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Apr 30, 2015
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Tokyo, JP
I really wanted to go with picking the fictional owner for the Beavers with my first selection, but too many musicians are coming off the board early, so we'll save the fictional owner for later in the phase... especially since there is a 0% chance that pick is sniped (famous last words).

The Seattle Sockeyes are going to build an "upside down world" version of our actual supergroup in this phase, with a full six members matching the same-ish responsibilities.

To kick things off, we're going with the douchiest douche that ever did douche. His only notable positive accomplishment in life is to correctly proclaim that Buddy Guy is the greatest guitarist alive. There are no further redeeming qualities for this person.

On guitar and vocals, the Sockeyes are disgusted to select Eric Clapton.

*barf*

@BernieParent, bring some sanity into this round.

The single most elite of spite selections. Great pick. Clapton is God? I think not. F*** off.
 

ajgoal

Almost always never serious
Jun 29, 2015
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Team Babe - Babe

You asked for it and you got it, Cap.

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@CanadianFlyer88
He specifically said not to be a pig about it.
 

JojoTheWhale

2.5 Murrays Above Replacement
May 22, 2008
35,546
110,130
I really wanted to go with picking the fictional owner for the Beavers with my first selection, but too many musicians are coming off the board early, so we'll save the fictional owner for later in the phase... especially since there is a 0% chance that pick is sniped (famous last words).

It makes me happy when someone else makes the exact same mistake I did. At least I won't be alone.
 

BernieParent

In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
Mar 13, 2009
25,119
45,805
Chasm of Sar (north of Montreal, Qc)
I really wanted to go with picking the fictional owner for the Beavers with my first selection, but too many musicians are coming off the board early, so we'll save the fictional owner for later in the phase... especially since there is a 0% chance that pick is sniped (famous last words).

The Seattle Sockeyes are going to build an "upside down world" version of our actual supergroup in this phase, with a full six members matching the same-ish responsibilities.

To kick things off, we're going with the douchiest douche that ever did douche. His only notable positive accomplishment in life is to correctly proclaim that Buddy Guy is the greatest guitarist alive. There are no further redeeming qualities for this person.

On guitar and vocals, the Sockeyes are disgusted to select Eric Clapton.

*barf*

@BernieParent, bring some sanity into this round.

I knew Clapton wouldn't make it to me. Great choice!
 

BernieParent

In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
Mar 13, 2009
25,119
45,805
Chasm of Sar (north of Montreal, Qc)
"The ownership of the Tampa Bay FireSticks are not used to basing our choices on 'spite'. Do we make our selection based on low musical talent or generally negative personality? We will go with the latter in selecting Kanye West as our Spite Supergroup lead singer.

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"We understand the need for a certain level of self-promotion and confidence to excel in the entertainment industry; however, anyone who "writes" a pseudo-biblical book substituting his own name for God needs to receive a truckload of humility. The entertainment world, and the world as a whole, would be better served not having to hear about Ye anymore.

"Having vented our collective spleens, we cede the draft podium to @Rebels57 in the hope that our next selection remains available 4 picks from now."
 

Captain Dave Poulin

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@Captain Dave Poulin I forgot to mention that Chris Brown will be playing the recorder in our spite band.

And I forgot to tell everyone that we will have group sessions where we all beat the shit out of these people together. It will be fun to take his recorder, smash his teeth in with it, and then ask him, quote, "Do you still think you are a tough guy?"
 

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