NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOURTEEN! Part One!

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Oh shit, I just thought of a great category. Member when I was like, quote, "Pick a K-Pop group or the Eyeroll emoji," and a bunch of you went out and discovered the joys of K-Pop by staring at hot Korean girls so you could have something to select and @pit lost his mind and his literacy and stole Babymetal from me? Check this out.

I really want to choose a Team Poet, because there are a bunch of great ones out there. But at least half of you would hate that. So guess what we are going to do?

Team Poet/Team Rapper - you choose.

F***ing awesome.

 

[BiggE]

Oh shit, I just thought of a great category. Member when I was like, quote, "Pick a K-Pop group or the Eyeroll emoji," and a bunch of you went out and discovered the joys of K-Pop by staring at hot Korean girls so you could have something to select and @pit lost his mind and his literacy and stole Babymetal from me? Check this out.

I really want to choose a Team Poet, because there are a bunch of great ones out there. But at least half of you would hate that. So guess what we are going to do?

Team Poet/Team Rapper - you choose.

F***ing awesome.

@Striiker is gonna flip his little ginger lid over this

 

[Striiker]

 

[ajgoal]

Oh shit, I just thought of a great category. Member when I was like, quote, "Pick a K-Pop group or the Eyeroll emoji," and a bunch of you went out and discovered the joys of K-Pop by staring at hot Korean girls so you could have something to select and @pit lost his mind and his literacy and stole Babymetal from me? Check this out.

I really want to choose a Team Poet, because there are a bunch of great ones out there. But at least half of you would hate that. So guess what we are going to do?

Team Poet/Team Rapper - you choose.

F***ing awesome.

Can I write my pick on a [RANCH]?

 

[BernieParent]

Can I write my pick on a [RANCH]?

The principal will just make you scrub it off.

 

[ajgoal]

The principal will just make you scrub it off.

I'd drop it and it would break anyway.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Striiker is gonna flip his little ginger lid over this

He knows a rapper, surely. Even if it's just the one who does "Baby Shark." If his palpitations get too violent, I'll just give him a name to fill in. He'll be fine.

 

[Striiker]

 

[mja]

Should be an orange tabby cat, n'est-ce pas?

 

[Striiker]

Should be an orange tabby cat, n'est-ce pas?

NO IT SHOULD NOT

 

[Magua]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The Flyers are dead,
Only the Quackverse can save you.

 

[Striiker]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The Flyers are dead,
Only the Quackverse can save you.

 

[ajgoal]

I know a rapper you youts are all familiar with.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I have too many threads to manage right at the moment.

We start the day with @Rebels57 on the clock. Who does he hate? Like me, you would never know, since he is so calm and relaxed and never lets his Italian temper get out of whack and flame everything in sight. You know what's funny? That's obviously a crock of shit, figuratively, a way for me to joke with Rebs, but in the real world at this very moment I smell something poopy. I wonder if one of those opossums snuck in this bitch and pinched off a triangular load. Bastards.

Anyway, Asnito is on deck. He PMed me yesterday to tell me that he's very busy at the moment and we should skip him if he isn't around, and I doubt that he will be around during the daytime. So after Rebel goes, he will tag Asnito and see if he responds before he goes again. I'll try and monitor the situation. Therefore, @BernieParent is ostensibly on deck, in a way. @CanadianFlyer88 is on the lido deck after that. He seethes with loathing for all kinds of things, is just full of hatred and spite, so be careful when you read his posts or you might get burned. Striiker is on the lido afterdeck pitching a fit. He's a ginger, so it's only appropriate.

I'm going to go counsel Jojo on managing a hangover after a blackout drunk. Best of luck in your research and planning, and remember - spite is good.

 

[DancingPanther]

ilu bb

 

[DancingPanther]

Team actor swap implies bringing the new actor to the QV right?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Team actor swap implies bringing the new actor to the QV right?

It’s a grey area. Only in that film medium, I think.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Team actor swap implies bringing the new actor to the QV right?

Yes, but remember that you can always lock him in a cage and throw dung at him 24 hours per day if it's someone you hate. Or once he finishes filming, you could launch him back out into deep space. Plus we suspended NO DUPLICATES for that category, so if someone else already chose that actor, you would just return him to his original franchise. There are a lot of working parts here, a lot of ins, a lot of outs.

 

[DancingPanther]

Yes, but remember that you can always lock him in a cage and throw dung at him 24 hours per day if it's someone you hate. Or once he finishes filming, you could launch him back out into deep space. Plus we suspended NO DUPLICATES for that category, so if someone else already chose that actor, you would just return him to his original franchise. There are a lot of working parts here, a lot of ins, a lot of outs.

Related: is the character coming or is the real life actor coming

For example is "literally f***ing anyone" coming or is Dumbledore coming

 

[BiggE]

Related: is the character coming or is the real life actor coming

For example is "literally f***ing anyone" coming or is Dumbledore coming

Apparently Kid Rock is coming so we’re already f***ed

 

[Asnito]

@Captain Dave Poulin can I PM you my two picks?

 

[Rebels57]

Pick #1 for the PORTLAND FOG Band of Horseshit will be none other than that vile, despicable, braindead, prolapsed asshole, pedophile who also happens to be a hell of a guitar player..

TED NUGENT - Lead Guitar / Back-up Vocals

I'm not going to desecrate the Glorious Quackverse by sharing a picture of him or any of his songs. He's also not worthy of our excellent Font Color and he along with everyone else in the Band will get announced in dookie brown.

@Asnito hurl some feces at us

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Captain Dave Poulin can I PM you my two picks?

Absolutely.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Related: is the character coming or is the real life actor coming

For example is "literally f***ing anyone" coming or is Dumbledore coming

The actor.

 

[Asnito]

Absolutely.

Since it's my turn in both drafts I'm going to bang them out