NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOURTEEN! Part One!

[Beef Invictus]

I have to be a little vague, but the basic gist of it is that I dated someone in the music industry (booking/management, not a performer) for years. We were backstage at a (Indy rock NYC darlings in the very early 2000s) show she was working and the two of them got into an argument. He threatened to throw a beer on her. The head of the company she worked for was there and told him in no uncertain terms not to screw with her employees. So he turned and dumped it on me.

Do you want me to beat up Liam Gallagher

 

[BiggE]

Do you want me to beat up Liam Gallagher

You’d probably need to take a number

 

[BernieParent]

You’d probably need to take a number

"Beat up Liam Gallagher for $5" would probably resolve the entire Third World's debt.

 

[Lord Defect]

Everyone choosing douchebag musicians, where all I plan to do is nab guys from bands that everyone but me loves...

I’m going a much different route, if the draft ever gets back to me that is.

 

[Lord Defect]

Not a fan of Cat Scratch Fever or Wango-Tango? Both were on heavy radio rotation during my high school days. He's one I would have picked for almost exclusively non-musical reasons.

I forgot about cat scratch. I was talking stranglehold. I think those are the only two songs I know that I’ve heard multiple times. Wango-Tango I’m sure I’ve heard but it didn’t stick with me.

 

[BernieParent]

I forgot about cat scratch. I was talking stranglehold. I think those are the only two songs I know that I’ve heard multiple times. Wango-Tango I’m sure I’ve heard but it didn’t stick with me.

I knew it was Stranglehold. That is a Rock Band go-to.

 

[ajgoal]

"Beat up Liam Gallagher for $5" would probably resolve the entire Third World's debt.

Do we have any way of getting a hold of him? I know a hockey team we need the money to buy.

 

[ajgoal]

I didn't mention that To Kill a Mockingbird was one of my all-time favourite high school novels and landing Gregory Peck as a lawyer is master class.

Ahem.

Los Angeles Whalers' official book To Kill a Mockingbird.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I love that we made @Striiker have to pick music stuff again

 

[Striiker]

I love that we made @Striiker have to pick music stuff again

IVE DONE NOTHING TO YOU

 

[DancingPanther]

PORTLAND FOG Team Lawyer

ATTICUS FINCH

Once again, this is a character so deeply engrained the cultural zeitgeist that I need not provide an elaborate write-up.

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@BernieParent give us a splash of that Holy Water

TKAM is the team book of someone

EDIT: leight. Are we allowing this

 

[BernieParent]

TKAM is the team book of someone

EDIT: leight. Are we allowing this

We're in the upside-down now.

 

[mja]

IVE DONE NOTHING TO YOU

I just thought of an even better fictional character for you.

 

[Striiker]

I just thought of an even better fictional character for you.

GREAT

GLAD TO HEAR IT

IM SURE ILL LOVE IT

IM SURE IT WONT BE HURTFUL AT ALL

 

[ajgoal]

TKAM is the team book of someone

EDIT: leight. Are we allowing this

Yes. We have the book. This is movie Atticus.

 

[Striiker]

Let's see...

OK, then...

Team Actor Swap - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson replaces The Bride in Kill Bill

@Captain Dave Poulin suck farts

@JojoTheWhale you're up

 

[Lord Defect]

Let's see...

OK, then...

Team Actor Swap - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson replaces The Bride in Kill Bill

@Captain Dave Poulin suck farts

@JojoTheWhale you're up

 

[ajgoal]

GREAT

GLAD TO HEAR IT

IM SURE ILL LOVE IT

IM SURE IT WONT BE HURTFUL AT ALL

Just remember that he's a sniping jerk, and his opinion doesn't matter.

 

[BiggE]

Let's see...

OK, then...

Team Actor Swap - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson replaces The Bride in Kill Bill

@Captain Dave Poulin suck farts

@JojoTheWhale you're up

You deserve everything that happens here

 

[DancingPanther]

Yes. We have the book. This is movie Atticus.

Interesting, but ok

 

[mja]

Let's see...

OK, then...

Team Actor Swap - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson replaces The Bride in Kill Bill

@Captain Dave Poulin suck farts

@JojoTheWhale you're up

I was so close on this. I was thinking you'd swap him in for Dumbledore.

 

[Striiker]

You deserve everything that happens here

He started it

 

[BiggE]

He started it

Look what they all did. They broke you

 

[DancingPanther]

@Striiker is so f***ing handsome

 

[BernieParent]

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Look what they all did. They broke you

I thought that was

Spoiler

Therrien

drawing up

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PP strategies

.

"You get da ****ing puck to da point. Den you pass to da slot. Bang, puck in da net!

...

"Wait, wait. I'm kidding. Nobody pass to da slot. Trow it around da boards and wait for a shot from da point."