NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOURTEEN! Part One!

[Lord Defect]

Just wait. I haven't picked yet this leg.

I’m about to single handedly save this threat with my two picks.
You’re welcome in advance.

 

[BiggE]

Well if these jerks are all spreading it anyways I might as well take advantage of the gifs too.

Self-deprecating humor is all I have, Jojo. Im an empty shell of a person.

Ok, but only one

 

[Strawberry Fields]

I couldn’t name one single Bob Dylan song if my life depended on it.

I'm proud of you, son.

 

[Lord Defect]

I cannot believe you fools let Kid f***ing Rock fall back into my lap.
Now you have the pleasure of watching all of the Godzilla franchise become the Kid Rock franchise.

I have no clue who is up I was so excited to make this pick. F you all lol.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I cannot believe you fools let Kid f***ing Rock fall back into my lap.
Now you have the pleasure of watching all of the Godzilla franchise become the Kid Rock franchise.


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I have no clue who is up I was so excited to make this pick. F you all lol.

You are one massive hot f***ing mess.

@Young Sandwich is up.

 

[Striiker]

I'm proud of you, son.

Aren't I older than you?!?!?!

Thank you though

 

[Strawberry Fields]

I cannot believe you fools let Kid f***ing Rock fall back into my lap.
Now you have the pleasure of watching all of the Godzilla franchise become the Kid Rock franchise.


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I have no clue who is up I was so excited to make this pick. F you all lol.

He was one of the ones my coworker and I brainstormed together. There are many artists I dislike far more than him so he was pretty far down on the shortlist, figured someone else would be better off taking him.

 

[Strawberry Fields]

Aren't I older than you?!?!?!

Thank you though

Yes

I'm pretty sure everyone here is, haha

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I have two drafts going on, and I haven't picked in a thousand years. All this spite is just sitting there for me to feed on. It's like going to a buffet for hours and hours and never being allowed to poop.

 

[Striiker]

Yes

I'm pretty sure everyone here is, haha

Your secret is safe with me.

 

[BiggE]

I cannot believe you fools let Kid f***ing Rock fall back into my lap.
Now you have the pleasure of watching all of the Godzilla franchise become the Kid Rock franchise.


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I have no clue who is up I was so excited to make this pick. F you all lol.

Spiteful sure, also massively vile and disgusting. Totally on brand, well done

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Yes

I'm pretty sure everyone here is, haha

"Dear Jeremy,

Even I'm older than you.

Sincerely,

Connor Bedard"

 

[Lord Defect]

Spiteful sure, also massively vile and disgusting. Totally on brand, well done

The best part, it doesn’t even count as a spite pick, I still have a bunch left.

 

[Strawberry Fields]

Your secret is safe with me.

Yesterday had a coworker flabbergasted to learn when I graduated high school (read: he couldn't believe it was so recent). My other coworker asked him how old he thought I was and he was like "I dunno, I thought he was like 30."

Granted, I'm within a half decade away from that now, I still didn't know how to feel about that, lol.

The 40 and 50-somethings on this board right now:

 

[BiggE]

Yesterday had a coworker flabbergasted to learn when I graduated high school (read: he couldn't believe it was so recent). My other coworker asked him how old he thought I was and he was like "I dunno, I thought he was like 30."

Granted, I'm within a half decade away from that now, I still didn't know how to feel about that, lol.

The 40 and 50-somethings on this board right now:
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I feel sorry for you, all your Flyers memories are from the 21st century.

 

[Strawberry Fields]

I feel sorry for you, all your Flyers memories are from the 21st century.

Wish I was watching in 2004. 2007-12 was okay enough at least. 2012 was probably the last time I consistently had fun watching the Flyers.

 

[Rebels57]

Ya'll can say what you want about Bob Dylan...but this is one of the best songs ever written.

 

[BiggE]

Ya'll can say what you want about Bob Dylan...but this is one of the best songs ever written.

Great lyricist, great songs

 

[Magua]

When y'all take spite picks of bands/musicians I like:

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

When y'all take spite picks of bands/musicians I like:

Those are the best ones.

 

[mja]

I cannot believe you fools let Kid f***ing Rock fall back into my lap.
Now you have the pleasure of watching all of the Godzilla franchise become the Kid Rock franchise.


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I have no clue who is up I was so excited to make this pick. F you all lol.

If your reading comprehension were any good, you’d realize that this pick changes nothing and that he’s still available (and even that you could have picked him for this even if someone had already selected him.)

Team Actor Swap - This is where you take a film role and replace one actor with another. For this one, we are going to abandon NO DUPLICATES, because this isn’t going to steal anything from anyone.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I think one of my favorite things of this whole thing is the dog piling on Defect’s choices and his willingness to steer into his defectiveness.

 

[mja]

I couldn’t name one single Bob Dylan song if my life depended on it.

You know them, even if you don’t realize it. And surely you can name Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door? Mr. Tambourine Man? All Along the Watchtower? All of them are Dylan.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I think one of my favorite things of this whole thing is the dog piling on Defect’s choices and his willingness to steer into his defectiveness.

This is why we work as a management team. That is my least favorite thing of this whole thing, and it's not remotely close.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

You know them, even if you don’t realize it. And surely you can name Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door? Mr. Tambourine Man? All Along the Watchtower? All of them are Dylan.

Go easy on him. He just learned the Clean Up song from Barney the other day. He’ll learn.