NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOURTEEN! Part One!

[Hollywood Cannon]

This is why we work as a management team. That is my least favorite thing of this whole thing, and it's not remotely close.

It’s so defective at this point that I’m genuinely not sure if it’s satire or genuine. It’s frankly amazing.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

It’s so defective at this point that I’m genuinely not sure if it’s satire or genuine. It’s frankly amazing.

That would be great and entertaining if I didn't have to figure out what category he is even picking for every time he picks, on those rare occasions when he doesn't pick something which has already been picked.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

That would be great and entertaining if I didn't have to figure out what category he is even picking for every time he picks, on those rare occasions when he doesn't pick something which has already been picked.

Oh yeah, that’s annoying. I can’t argue that. Very annoying and he should stop doing that.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Oh yeah, that’s annoying. I can’t argue that. Very annoying and he should stop doing that.

He's the worst. He's the opposite of you.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

He's the worst. He's the opposite of you.

<3

 

[Striiker]

You know them, even if you don’t realize it. And surely you can name Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door? Mr. Tambourine Man? All Along the Watchtower? All of them are Dylan.

I’ve probably have heard them at some point, but I have absolutely no idea how any of those songs sound, let alone that they were from him.

 

[Striiker]

Go easy on him. He just learned the Clean Up song from Barney the other day. He’ll learn.

YOU REALLY DONT NEED TO HELP THEM

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

YOU REALLY DONT NEED TO HELP THEM

I woke up (from a nap) and chose violence.

 

[Striiker]

I woke up (from a nap) and chose violence.

Then direct your violence towards someone who isn’t such a good noodle, like mja.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Then direct your violence towards someone who isn’t such a good noodle, like mja.

Maybe.

 

[Hurricane28]

I cannot believe you fools let Kid f***ing Rock fall back into my lap.
Now you have the pleasure of watching all of the Godzilla franchise become the Kid Rock franchise.


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I have no clue who is up I was so excited to make this pick. F you all lol.

This was going to be my round 2 pick. Cardi B was just a bit ahead of him on my spite Big Board

 

[Lord Defect]

If your reading comprehension were any good, you’d realize that this pick changes nothing and that he’s still available (and even that you could have picked him for this even if someone had already selected him.)

Team Actor Swap - This is where you take a film role and replace one actor with another. For this one, we are going to abandon NO DUPLICATES, because this isn’t going to steal anything from anyone.

True but I didn’t have to advertise that.

 

[Lord Defect]

I think one of my favorite things of this whole thing is the dog piling on Defect’s choices and his willingness to steer into his defectiveness.

My what now?

 

[Lord Defect]

Go easy on him. He just learned the Clean Up song from Barney the other day. He’ll learn.

That’s also from Dylan

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

You know them, even if you don’t realize it. And surely you can name Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door? Mr. Tambourine Man? All Along the Watchtower? All of them are Dylan.

There's a high probability that @Striiker has no idea what those are.

Edit: should have kept reading first.

 

[DancingPanther]

We've all been far too nice with our spite picks. Let's piss some people off.

Spite: Thom Yorke

Radiohead is a thoroughly average band and he's a complete prick.

@Strawberry Fields This would be a good time to sneak one in while I take the brunt of the ire.

Jojo, they do some pretty cool and interesting music theory stuff, but I agree that their weird popularity is disproportional to their overall quality. Videotape is my fav from them

 

[DancingPanther]

Bob Dylan. Spite band.

I don't like his music or his voice and have met few other people who disagree. Even if he's inspired bands and musicians I actually do like.

@Lord Defect

This is something. I respect your opinion, though it is off base. Unusual for you.

There goes my superband pt 2 songwriter though

 

[DancingPanther]

I've probably seen him live 40 or 50 times.

You bastard.

 

[DancingPanther]

Ya'll can say what you want about Bob Dylan...but this is one of the best songs ever written.

And if my thought dreams could be seen, they'd probably put my head in a guillotine

 

[mja]

There's a high probability that @Striiker has no idea what those are.

Edit: should have kept reading first.

I refuse to accept that.

I’ve probably have heard them at some point, but I have absolutely no idea how any of those songs sound, let alone that they were from him.

None of these ring a bell? Do you just exclusively watch SpongeBob and the Flyers?

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Jojo, they do some pretty cool and interesting music theory stuff, but I agree that their weird popularity is disproportional to their overall quality. Videotape is my fav from them

I am very much with you in the camp of every musical act has value (except Avril) and I appreciate that you stick to that no matter how much flack you get for it.. It's exactly as you said, the weird popularity combined with his attitude.

I don't know that I've heard anything from In Rainbows, but I will give it a shot today.

 

[Striiker]

I refuse to accept that.



None of these ring a bell? Do you just exclusively watch SpongeBob and the Flyers?

I’ve heard the first and third one, but they only sound vaguely familiar. As if I’ve heard them as part of a movie soundtrack, but I’d never have been able to tell you who the artists were if you only played me the audio.

The second one doesn’t even sound familiar to me.

And no, not quite. If I’m trying to kill time at home I watch the Flyers (unfortunately), I read, I watch movies/TV shows/documentaries, or I play video games. That music doesn’t really pop up in those places and I’d never go searching for it, so it’s pretty foreign to me. It’s just not something I’m exposed to, especially since I don’t listen to a lot of music, of any kind, anyways.

 

[BiggE]

I’ve heard the first and third one, but they only sound vaguely familiar. As if I’ve heard them as part of a movie soundtrack, but I’d never have been able to tell you who the artists were if you only played me the audio.

The second one doesn’t even sound familiar to me.

And no, not quite. If I’m trying to kill time at home I watch the Flyers (unfortunately), I read, I watch movies/TV shows/documentaries, or I play video games. That music doesn’t really pop up in those places and I’d never go searching for it, so it’s pretty foreign to me. It’s just not something I’m exposed to, especially since I don’t listen to a lot of music, of any kind, anyways.

Life without music is incomprehensible to me

 

[Striiker]

Life without music is incomprehensible to me

I find the real problem to be the ”being alive” part, not the lack of music.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I am neck-deep in directors, so none of the following words will make much sense probably, which you should be used to by now.

@Young Sandwich is the first one on the clock today. I don't know why, that's just the way the timing goes and that's the way the cookie crumbles. @BiggE is on deck. I'm pretty sure he is going to pick a musician, but as a musician himself, it will be interesting to see which way his spite shimmies. Spite is just super interesting in general, isn't it? It's so f***ing great. @pit is on the lido deck. We have almost the exact same taste in music, except for that band I want to talk about openly but not until after Supergroup 2, so I wonder who he will roast on the bonfire of shit we are building. My other taste doppelganger, mja, is on the lido afterdeck. His list of draft targets is 1,000 miles long, which reminds me of someone that one of you may and probably should pick in this, but I will not pick-tip. My list is one billion miles long, and I hate everyone and everything on it. I'm tempted to just randomly spew bile at stuff that we aren't even picking, but you know how I am - I like to only post positive thoughts and feelings.

Whatever, I can't concentrate at all - I'm obsessed with these directors. I'm going to be AFK for an hour or two this morning, so don't have your period if I don't answer right away. Enjoy these gifs while I f*** off.