NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOURTEEN! Part One!

[ajgoal]

You........like Vanilla Ice? That was the Spite pick that did it for you?

Eh. A bit of a guilty pleasure. I'm mostly stalling.

 

[mja]

You........like Vanilla Ice? That was the Spite pick that did it for you?

IIRC, he had Cobain on his list but was sniped by HC. I don't understand people.

We can save him! On second thought, f*** that noise. He can be Ice Ice Baby in the far reaches of space.

 

[BernieParent]

Team Actor Swap

Bobcat Goldthwait

Bobcat Goldthwait - Wikipedia

Takes the lead role of Ben-Hur from Charlton Heston

I am glad somebody else sees the chaos-sowing potential for this category.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

IIRC, he had Cobain on his list but was sniped by HC. I don't understand people.



We can save him! On second thought, f*** that noise. He can be Ice Ice Baby in the far reaches of space.

That’s just good drafting by me.

 

[ajgoal]

@Magua sliced me like a ninja, cut me like a razor blade.

Let's go.

Writer and performer of what is quite possibly the worst chart topping song ever. Folks, it's not romantic. It's a story of two shitty people who are going to continue to be shitty to each other. Please let it die. He apparently wrote some Tony winning musicals that are likely to be just as shitty. And he likes Bergen County, so that's more evidence that he belongs.

Spite band member (literally) #5: David Goldstein (Rupert Holmes)

@Captain Dave Poulin

 

[ajgoal]

I am glad somebody else sees the chaos-sowing potential for this category.

Come on. I used it to kill an actor.

 

[ajgoal]

IIRC, he had Cobain on his list but was sniped by HC. I don't understand people.

I also would have used it on Lennon. Sue me.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Come on. I used it to kill an actor.

And I used it to make Danny DeVito the person that was cloned to spawn and entire army from...

 

[mja]

I also would have used it on Lennon. Sue me.

Just out of curiosity, do you happen to play an instrument? Sing at all? Rap?

 

[ajgoal]

Just out of curiosity, do you happen to play an instrument? Sing at all? Rap?

Badly.

 

[mja]

Badly.

Interesting...

 

[ajgoal]

Interesting...

We're also exempt from being picked.

 

[Lord Defect]

The Honolulu Ghibli cackle manically introducing our next spite band member: Vanilla Ice (instrument: Speak & Spell)

Yo, VIP,
Let's kick me.

Spite spite baby,
Spite spite baby.
All right stop,
Maim and dismember,
Magua is back with a brand new Horse Shit member.

Something grabs a hold of me tightly,
Flow like my blood in my torture cell nightly,
Will it ever stop?
Yo, I don't know,
He sliced off my ears like Vincent van Gogh.
To the extreme my intestines are tangled,
Light up a stage, literally on fire like a candle.

@ajgoal

I will not stand for losing Ninja Rap. We demand ownership for the rights for the song.

 

[Lord Defect]

I am glad somebody else sees the chaos-sowing potential for this category.

I swapped kid rock with Godzilla for Christ sake!

 

[mja]

We're also exempt from being picked.

Check is in the mail, HC.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Magua

Writer and performer of what is quite possibly the worst chart topping song ever. Folks, it's not romantic. It's a story of two shitty people who are going to continue to be shitty to each other. Please let it die. He apparently wrote some Tony winning musicals that are likely to be just as shitty. And he likes Bergen County, so that's more evidence that he belongs.

Spite band member (literally) #5: David Goldstein (Rupert Holmes)

@Captain Dave Poulin

Are you talking about "I was tired of my lady ..." the "Pina Colada Song"?

 

[ajgoal]

Are you talking about "I was tired of my lady ..." the "Pina Colada Song"?

Yes

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Yes

That is a f***ing dog shit song. Great pick.

 

[ajgoal]

That is a f***ing dog shit song. Great pick.

I know! My taste in music is impeccable.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Yeah but without that song we would never have this fine cinematic moment.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I have agonized over this pick and thought of about a trillion different directions I could go in, but then an epiphany hit me right in the heart. An epiphany in the shape of bunny teeth (#Lore)

... and bunny ears.

She would fit into BLACKPINK perfectly if one of them was sick or something.

Basically, I can't risk her being sniped by any of you dirty bastards.

I'm in danger of simp overload right now.

Team Dreamboat - Bae Suzy

@GKJ is up because DP has finished his phase.

 

[GKJ]

Avril Lavigne. Not someone I outright dislike. Trying to get her career back on sorts. But she also said she would never do dance numbers and I only recently forgave her for that.

 

[GKJ]

@Hurricane28

 

[mja]

I know! My taste in music is impeccable.

Eh. A bit of a guilty pleasure. I'm mostly stalling.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Avril Lavigne. Not someone I outright dislike. Trying to get her career back on sorts. But she also said she would never do dance numbers and I only recently forgave her for that.

She was taken as @JojoTheWhale's Team Spite category. I missed her for the spreadsheet - my bad. Good news is that she is going to get it - Jojo hates her almost as much as I hate stuff.