NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOURTEEN! Part One!
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@JojoTheWhale I just thought of their album title: "Five Seamen and a Sea Captain"
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I wholeheartedly agree that calling himself The Edge is extremely lame.
BernieParent
In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
I actually thought that Carrie Underwear was going to go earlier when someone PM'ed me to expect disappointment re: the Spite Supergroup.
Whoever PM-ed you that knows me very well lolz. Or has at least once in his lifetime looked in the NFL thread on a Sunday night.
Rich Nixon
No Prior Knowledge of "Flyers"
To be fair, none of her music is country music. In Nashville, they have a big machine that you feed the worst of 1990s/early 00s pop rock, and it applies twang and replaces key nouns with "dirt road" and "red cup" and "Silverado" and then sends the outputs directly to pop country stations. It's all just 3 Doors Down remixed by the Nashville Hickbot 10,000.
mja
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
We can save her! Please co-sign my proposal of a draft category in which we can each select one individual to save from torture and death. I feel like you have way more pull with the league honchos, given your saintly background.
With all due respect, Milhous, I don't care to hear excuses for that slop. I hate it all unreservedly.
DancingPanther
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Lord Defect
Secretary of Blowtorching
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They were in place before 2016, and they were terrible then, and they are still terrible now.No offense, but i'm really not shocked that you don't enjoy them considering most of their material is dunking on people you admire
The little scrawny one is the worst of all. I don’t know if that dude has ever uttered a single funny word in his life.
Seth Meyers, that’s his name.
Lord Defect
Secretary of Blowtorching
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Wait, admire? I don’t admire him in the least bit.No offense, but i'm really not shocked that you don't enjoy them considering most of their material is dunking on people you admire
I’m leaving it at this, so we don’t get into anything.
Hurricane28
Angry Flyers STH/Weather Guy
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mja
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
We still have one more member to add, but the NJFZ Spite a cappella band will be officially known as [LIVERWURST]. All Caps, in brackets. Our official threads designer Z. Cavaricci is working up a bunch of classic late 80's looks for them as I write this.
They will also exclusively perform songs from Alanis' late 80's catalogue, with Dave Matthews and the guy from Imagine Dragons handling beatbox duties to achieve that classic 80's wet drum sound:
They will also exclusively perform songs from Alanis' late 80's catalogue, with Dave Matthews and the guy from Imagine Dragons handling beatbox duties to achieve that classic 80's wet drum sound:
BernieParent
In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
It wouldn't be right to request exceptional status, especially with so many worthy candidates. How could I enjoy the Quackverse sharing it with Marilyn Manson, for example? Plus, Carrie Underwood is not my estimation of a cause to go to war over; however, I will bide my time for a future category where I can draft a space rescue craft.
BernieParent
In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
Our accounting people will be watching for your usage fee e-transfer.
It wouldn't be right to request exceptional status, especially with so many worthy candidates. How could I enjoy the Quackverse sharing it with Marilyn Manson, for example? Plus, Carrie Underwood is not my estimation of a cause to go to war over; however, I will bide my time for a future category where I can draft a space rescue craft.
Bernardo, I will pray for your poor ears.
BernieParent
In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
Hurricane28
Angry Flyers STH/Weather Guy
Striiker
Former Flyers Fan
I needed this
thank you
ajgoal
Almost always never serious
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Sorry. I couldn't get away from work and then had somewhere to be.
This ain't no disco. It ain't no country club either. This is LA, as [RANCH] would sing. What do we have in LA? Well, there's Beverly Hills, with swimming pools, and movie stars. The thing is, the movie stars of today seem somewhat...ill fitting. And few shine as brightly as our team babe did.
OK, that's not terribly flattering. But we like women who seem to like the same things we do. Ice cream is definitely one of those things.
Better?
Team Babe: Ingrid Bergman
Sorry. I couldn't get away from work and then had somewhere to be.
This ain't no disco. It ain't no country club either. This is LA, as [RANCH] would sing. What do we have in LA? Well, there's Beverly Hills, with swimming pools, and movie stars. The thing is, the movie stars of today seem somewhat...ill fitting. And few shine as brightly as our team babe did.
OK, that's not terribly flattering. But we like women who seem to like the same things we do. Ice cream is definitely one of those things.
Better?
Team Babe: Ingrid Bergman
Great babe. Great pick.
Magua
Entirely Palatable Product
For our next pick, let's just say........do you believe in life after Earth Prime?
The Honolulu Ghibli gleefully lead to the Spite Group torture deck: Cher (instrument: antifreeze gargling)
We know, courtesy of South Park, that Cher has already attempted to leave Earth Prime on a Space X rocket before. So, we don't even have to waste resources kidnapping her, even though our owner granted us a blank check when it comes to Spite Group development. She'll come along willingly. I like that part.
Moonstruck is a great movie though, so we'll treat Cher a little more kindly than the rest of the group when it comes to which torture devices we use. She'll get a one time "Get Out of Torture" card. Maybe. Probably not.
*****
@Hollywood Couturier -- have at it
The Honolulu Ghibli gleefully lead to the Spite Group torture deck: Cher (instrument: antifreeze gargling)
We know, courtesy of South Park, that Cher has already attempted to leave Earth Prime on a Space X rocket before. So, we don't even have to waste resources kidnapping her, even though our owner granted us a blank check when it comes to Spite Group development. She'll come along willingly. I like that part.
Moonstruck is a great movie though, so we'll treat Cher a little more kindly than the rest of the group when it comes to which torture devices we use. She'll get a one time "Get Out of Torture" card. Maybe. Probably not.
*****
@Hollywood Couturier -- have at it
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