NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOURTEEN! Part One!

[GKJ]

She was taken as @JojoTheWhale's Team Spite category. I missed her for the spreadsheet - my bad. Good news is that she is going to get it - Jojo hates her almost as much as I hate stuff.

I’ll come back to it later then I didn’t really want to pick her anyways

 

[ajgoal]

I’ll come back to it later then I didn’t really want to pick her anyways

I have suggestions!

 

[GKJ]

I have suggestions!

I am open. I also have @Beef Invictus on retainer

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I’ll come back to it later then I didn’t really want to pick her anyways

You can go whenever you think of someone (or you could just seal off your group and be finished with the phase, either way) and I'll go ahead and launch the day now.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Morning has broken here in the greatest little broken country in the world.

We start the day with @Hurricane28 on the clock. He has a babe and a shitbabe (optional) to cram into their boxes. @mja is on deck. He also has a babe and a shitbabe (optional) to cram into their boxes. It feels like deja vu all over again. @pit is on the lido deck, but he has a babe and a fictional owner to choose, both of which are solemn obligations, so he is definitely on the hook for those. BiggE is finished with the phase, so Young Sandwich is on the lido afterdeck with a babe and a lawyer to pick.

Speaking of deja vu, you know how the soldiers came back from Vietnam to a cauldron of shitty hippies spitting on them and just a megaf***ton of gunk in general? Can you imagine the Greatest Generation coming back to the slop we live in now? Holy shit. The reason I thought of this is the Olympics and the horrendous ear poison of the "experts" they always get to do these events. It truly makes me grieve for humanity. You know how I told you a long time ago that f***ing DISH is in a dispute with our local NBC station, so we haven't gotten NBC in about six months? That's still going on, so if I don't want to put f***ing Peacock on my lappy, which I don't, I am stuck watching whatever is on USA or MSNBC or whatever. The only thing I could find that's on atm is women's hockey. I mean, who could even? I can't.

We'll start the Supergroup 2 Supplemental Superdraft as soon as we finish this phase, or possibly if and when we finish the directors draft, so everyone who is participating in that should be preparing for it. The glare coming in the windows is an absolute bitch IRL right now. Have a nice day and good luck with your eyeballs.

 

[Asnito]

Morning has broken here in the greatest little broken country in the world.

We start the day with @Hurricane28 on the clock. He has a babe and a shitbabe (optional) to cram into their boxes. @mja is on deck. He also has a babe and a shitbabe (optional) to cram into their boxes. It feels like deja vu all over again. @pit is on the lido deck, but he has a babe and a fictional owner to choose, both of which are solemn obligations, so he is definitely on the hook for those. BiggE is finished with the phase, so Young Sandwich is on the lido afterdeck with a babe and a lawyer to pick.

Speaking of deja vu, you know how the soldiers came back from Vietnam to a cauldron of shitty hippies spitting on them and just a megaf***ton of gunk in general? Can you imagine the Greatest Generation coming back to the slop we live in now? Holy shit. The reason I thought of this is the Olympics and the horrendous ear poison of the "experts" they always get to do these events. It truly makes me grieve for humanity. You know how I told you a long time ago that f***ing DISH is in a dispute with our local NBC station, so we haven't gotten NBC in about six months? That's still going on, so if I don't want to put f***ing Peacock on my lappy, which I don't, I am stuck watching whatever is on USA or MSNBC or whatever. The only thing I could find that's on atm is women's hockey. I mean, who could even? I can't.

We'll start the Supergroup 2 Supplemental Superdraft as soon as we finish this phase, or possibly if and when we finish the directors draft, so everyone who is participating in that should be preparing for it. The glare coming in the windows is an absolute bitch IRL right now. Have a nice day and good luck with your eyeballs.

I may be pick tipping here but I already have my next supergroup picked out. George Canyon, Garth Brooks, Blake Shelton, Toby Keith, Kenny Chesney and the duo from Florida Georgia line, Tyler Hubbard and Brian Kelley. They will all be quality members of the QV full spite of course

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I may be pick tipping here but I already have my next supergroup picked out. George Canyon, Garth Brooks, Blake Shelton, Toby Keith, Kenny Chesney and the duo from Florida Georgia line, Tyler Hubbard and Brian Kelley. They will all be quality members of the QV full spite of course

Not only are you pick-tipping, not only are some of those already taken, but it isn't a f***ing spite group - it's an actual group. Did you fall and hit your head last night or something?

 

[Asnito]

Not only are you pick-tipping, not only are some of those already taken, but it isn't a f***ing spite group - it's an actual group. Did you fall and hit your head last night or something?

Severe lack of sleep which is about to be remedied.

 

[Lord Defect]

Not only are you pick-tipping, not only are some of those already taken, but it isn't a f***ing spite group - it's an actual group. Did you fall and hit your head last night or something?

That’s my rival!

 

[JojoTheWhale]

She was taken as @JojoTheWhale's Team Spite category. I missed her for the spreadsheet - my bad. Good news is that she is going to get it - Jojo hates her almost as much as I hate stuff.

Put her on every roster and I'll do 20 separate spite posts. I have that much material.

 

[ajgoal]

Put her on every roster and I'll do 20 separate spite posts. I have that much material.

I find her hard to hate, because if it wasn't for her, we wouldn't have this gem by our official team musician:

 

[Hurricane28]

Team Babe: Christie Brinkley

Im not sure if I ran out of time or not but @mja is up.

And I am done with the spite group

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@GKJ and @Hollywood Couturier still have make-up picks to make up.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@GKJ and @Hollywood Couturier still have make-up picks to make up.

Do I still have a spite group spot?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Do I still have a spite group spot?

Yep, and a fictional owner for pit.

 

[mja]

I didn't get that notification for some reason. Pick incoming.

 

[mja]

Team Babe? This was hard. So many great ones out there. Should I go with a classic beauty, a fellow Gen X-er, or someone a little younger? Even as I type this, I'm unsure where I'm headed. It doesn't help that the Defective One of all people, took Salma Hayek. My wife, the love of my life, looks nothing like her, which is why she was annoyed when she figured out I may have had a thing for Salma based on how many times I rewatched Desperado and Fools Rush In.

I strongly considered Salma's best friend [Ranch] here. Also, French beauties [Ranch], [Ranch], or [Ranch]. But I'm typing this here, looking for gifs to help tip the scales in one particular direction, and I found one that's particularly hypnotic, so I'm instead going to go with someone who has caught my eye more recently.

Ana de Armas

@pit, no time to die, get on it

p.s. My next pick promises to be controversial.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Team Babe? This was hard. So many great ones out there. Should I go with a classic beauty, a fellow Gen X-er, or someone a little younger? Even as I type this, I'm unsure where I'm headed. It doesn't help that the Defective One of all people, took Salma Hayek. My wife, the love of my life, looks nothing like her, which is why she was annoyed when she figured out I may have had a thing for Salma based on how many times I rewatched Desperado and Fools Rush In.

I strongly considered Salma's best friend [Ranch] here. Also, French beauties [Ranch], [Ranch], or [Ranch]. But I'm typing this here, looking for gifs to help tip the scales in one particular direction, and I found one that's particularly hypnotic, so I'm instead going to go with someone who has caught my eye more recently.

Ana de Armas

@pit, no time to die, get on it

p.s. My next pick promises to be controversial.

 

[Magua]

Team Babe? This was hard. So many great ones out there. Should I go with a classic beauty, a fellow Gen X-er, or someone a little younger? Even as I type this, I'm unsure where I'm headed. It doesn't help that the Defective One of all people, took Salma Hayek. My wife, the love of my life, looks nothing like her, which is why she was annoyed when she figured out I may have had a thing for Salma based on how many times I rewatched Desperado and Fools Rush In.

I strongly considered Salma's best friend [Ranch] here. Also, French beauties [Ranch], [Ranch], or [Ranch]. But I'm typing this here, looking for gifs to help tip the scales in one particular direction, and I found one that's particularly hypnotic, so I'm instead going to go with someone who has caught my eye more recently.

Ana de Armas

@pit, no time to die, get on it

p.s. My next pick promises to be controversial.

@Beef Invictus isn't even in the Quackverse, and he'll beat you up for sniping his pick.

Imagine leaving Ana de Armas for JLo.

 

[ajgoal]

I am open. I also have @Beef Invictus on retainer

Whoever it is that sings this "Look at this photograph" song for a start.

 

[GKJ]

Whoever it is that sings this "Look at this photograph" song for a start.

I think he’s off the board.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I think he’s off the board.

Yep.

 

[ajgoal]

I think he’s off the board.

Oh. Well. Good. Eff that dude.

 

[pit]

When @Striiker went for Babe from the movie, I thought it might mean a run on non-human babes that would leave me bereft of options. However, the one other option I thought of has fortunately remained available. If they weren't still left, I would have selected RANCH (since some other very nice women are off the board).

Team Babe: Babe the Blue Ox (could also be the band, but let's stick with the literary companion of Paul Bunyan)

Jumping over @BiggE to @Young Sandwich.

 

[BiggE]

When @Striiker went for Babe from the movie, I thought it might mean a run on non-human babes that would leave me bereft of options. However, the one other option I thought of has fortunately remained available. If they weren't still left, I would have selected RANCH (since some other very nice women are off the board).

Team Babe: Babe the Blue Ox (could also be the band, but let's stick with the literary companion of Paul Bunyan)

Jumping over @BiggE to @Young Sandwich.

Cool, I don’t have to put the bong down!