NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOURTEEN! Part One!

[Hollywood Cannon]

I can't even with you - he was thisclose to being in my Supergroup

Same, actually.

So this is strategery.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Oh, it's us again.

I know I said that I wasn't going to pick music people because I have no knowledge of them but here I am again. This time I am going to make a music pick of my own. This wasn't suggested by Sombastate.

So without further adieu we're going to select that asshole that broke up Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld...Phil Collins.

P.S.:



@Magua is up even though he said to skip him but I feel bad making him miss two picks, i'll let my brother decide what to do @Captain Dave Poulin

Damn. That was my next pick.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Oh, it's us again.

I know I said that I wasn't going to pick music people because I have no knowledge of them but here I am again. This time I am going to make a music pick of my own. This wasn't suggested by Sombastate.

So without further adieu we're going to select that asshole that broke up Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld...Phil Collins.

P.S.:



@Magua is up even though he said to skip him but I feel bad making him miss two picks, i'll let my brother decide what to do @Captain Dave Poulin

I'm going to wait for him in the directors draft if he comes up, and I think we should wait for him in here, too. We have lots of time thanks to you guys picking so quickly, in addition to the fact that we can take as long as we f***ing want WE WAIT!

@Magua you can go whenever you have time.

EDIT: That is spectacular reasoning on your choice there, brother. Great pick.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

The pickins' are getting very slim for the 70's Directors I am most familiar with (which is okay since I do have Kubrick as the Captain of my Directors), so I feel like I need to strike now. I also felt like it would be cool to add a genre film director, as the rest of my lineup is very traditional.

DARIO ARGENTO will fit right in with some of the other creeps floating around in the FOG, namely Jeff Goldblum and Willem Dafoe.

Dario Argento - IMDb

At work so I can't add posters at the moment, but among the 6 Horror Movies he directed in the 70's is his masterpiece, SUSPIRIA.

If you feel like putting this in the right thread, that would also be cool

I gotchu.

 

[Rebels57]

If you feel like putting this in the right thread, that would also be cool

I gotchu.

No idea what either of you are going on about

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I gotchu.

Nice one, bruv.

 

[Magua]

The Honolulu Ghibli painfully declare as our Team Crushing Sports Moment: My Birth

You try to tell a woman that birth isn't a physically grueling activity, a competition between existence and not existence. I cannot think of a more emotionally devastating moment.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Phil Collins blows.

 

[ajgoal]

@Captain Dave Poulin, been almost four years since Sonja's cancer diagnosis and best case 18-month prognosis. Her six-month check today still found no sign of it returning. Her kitty rage and spite is still keeping it at bay.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Captain Dave Poulin, been almost four years since Sonja's cancer diagnosis and best case 18-month prognosis. Her six-month check today still found no sign of it returning. Her kitty rage and spite is still keeping it at bay.

Sonja is a damned good kitty. Tell her I am very proud of her, and happy for you. F*** cancer.

 

[Magua]

The Quackverse is about making dreams come true. And in forming my Band of Horseshit, I am the dream-maker.

The Honolulu Ghibli welcome with un-opened arms as our latest Horseshit Musician.......Charles Manson (instrument: his own organs).

When Manson arrived in Los Angeles in the fall of 1967, he was a career criminal who’d learned guitar in prison and was trying to parlay a vague prison contact into a legitimate deal. Over the next year-and-a-half, he met some people who might have made it happen – Beach Boy Brian Wilson, producer (and Doris Day offspring) Terry Melcher – but between his creepy demeanor and clear lack of talent, Manson wasn’t able to get anything off the ground. After his disillusionment with the music scene – and perhaps because of it – Manson, a small-time hippie guru, ordered his followers to murder Sharon Tate, Jay Seabring and four other people on the nights of August 9th and 10th in 1969. They were arrested that fall, and Charles Manson has been a national bogeyman ever since.

All this man ever wanted was to be in a band -- his "Family" was just an inadequate replacement. It warms our heart to lock him in a room with Steve Vai and Sid Vicious to give him a new "Family." Here's a bow for your tendon fiddle, Chuck.

***

@ajgoal -- time to shine

 

[Magua]

Same with Cobain; great songwriter, good singer, but a thoroughly mediocre guitarist.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

The Quackverse is about making dreams come true. And in forming my Band of Horseshit, I am the dream-maker.

The Honolulu Ghibli welcome with un-opened arms as our latest Horseshit Musician.......Charles Manson (instrument: his own organs).

All this man ever wanted was to be in a band -- his "Family" was just an inadequate replacement. It warms our heart to lock him in a room with Steve Vai and Sid Vicious to give him a new "Family." Here's a bow for your tendon fiddle, Chuck.

***

@ajgoal -- time to shine

Isn’t it more likely he’s going to use his other band members as instruments?

 

[Magua]

Isn’t it more likely he’s going to use his other band members as instruments?

Improvisation is definitely a major component of my band. I'll just stand back and let the artists work.

 

[BernieParent]

I appreciate our ability to amicably disagree, which is a hallmark of social media.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I appreciate our ability to amicably disagree, which is a hallmark of social media.

I'm so glad you brought up amicable disagreement, Bern. I apologize in advance for my next selection. Now I know you'll forgive me.

 

[ajgoal]

For our first douchenozzle, er, "musician," we're taking "Kid Rock Lite."

This dipshit was all over the place in Germany in the early 2000s. He was unlistenable, yet inescapable. Then he went and made a shitty cover of [RANCH], one of our favorite songs. He can burn in hell, along with our as-yet unselected other band members.

Team spite "musician" #1 (I should have waited to make him #2): Matthew Shafer/Uncle Kracker

He'll be playing guitar, I guess.

@Captain Dave Poulin

 

[Rebels57]

For our first douchenozzle, er, "musician," we're taking "Kid Rock Lite."

This dipshit was all over the place in Germany in the early 2000s. He was unlistenable, yet inescapable. Then he went and made a shitty cover of [RANCH], one of our favorite songs. He can burn in hell, along with our as-yet unselected other band members.

Team spite "musician" #1 (I should have waited to make him #2): Matthew Shafer/Uncle Kracker

He'll be playing guitar, I guess.

@Captain Dave Poulin

This pick is so good it almost makes up for your Cobain nonsense. Almost.

 

[ajgoal]

This pick is so good it almost makes up for your Cobain nonsense. Almost.

I don't know what you're talking about.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

This pick is so good it almost makes up for your Cobain nonsense. Almost.

P.S. I’m the one with the nonsense.

 

[BiggE]

The Honolulu Ghibli painfully declare as our Team Crushing Sports Moment: My Birth

You try to tell a woman that birth isn't a physically grueling activity, a competition between existence and not existence. I cannot think of a more emotionally devastating moment.

Ah yes, a birth. And that is what exactly?

 

[ajgoal]

Ah yes, a birth. And that is what exactly?

Where you sleep on a boat.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Weighing in at a svelte 730 pounds, our next Spite Supergroup member is a favorite of the paparazzi, which you can tell here from the sounds of all the cameras clicking.



As you can see there, it is important for her to choose her outfits wisely - not just because of the countless lenses on her constantly, but because she will just drop a massive shit without warning #AnytimeAnywhere. She rose to fame by wearing an assless dress out in public for just that reason, and it became a huge hit and a staple in the fat-assed twerking community.

In the following video you can hear her practicing her number one single prior to its recording.



Here it is in its final form - as you can tell, very little was changed from the above practice session. The actual hot girls around her in this video were said to be, quote, "horrified and traumatized." The moment this rose to the top spot in the charts is considered to be "the end of society as we know it" according to historians, economists and city planners.



I think that pretty much covers everything, right? She will of course sing and play the flute, but primarily her bare ass will serve as Sandakanto's drum kit - it is thought to be the largest percussion section in the history of music.

Team Member (literally) - F***ing Lizzo - Vocals, Flute, Percussion, Put Your F***ing Pants On

@DancingPanther

 

[ajgoal]

Weighing in at a svelte 730 pounds, our next Spite Supergroup member is a favorite of the paparazzi, which you can tell here from the sounds of all the cameras clicking.



As you can see there, it is important for her to choose her outfits wisely - not just because of the countless lenses on her constantly, but because she will just drop a massive shit without warning #AnytimeAnywhere. She rose to fame by wearing an assless dress out in public for just that reason, and it became a huge hit and a staple in the fat-assed twerking community.

In the following video you can hear her practicing her number one single prior to its recording.



Here it is in its final form - as you can tell, very little was changed from the above practice session. The actual hot girls around her in this video were said to be, quote, "horrified and traumatized." The moment this rose to the top spot in the charts is considered to be "the end of society as we know it" according to historians, economists and city planners.



I think that pretty much covers everything, right? She will of course sing and play the flute, but primarily her bare ass will serve as Sandakanto's drum kit - it is thought to be the largest percussion section in the history of music.

Team Member (literally) - F***ing Lizzo - Vocals, Flute, Percussion, Put Your F***ing Pants On

@DancingPanther

I am thankful that I consume so little pop culture nowadays that I have no idea who this is.

 

[Rebels57]

So the first usage of our attack and transport vehicles is going to be to alternately attempt to free those crappy artists, or prevent the escape from happening. Cool.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Don't you play dumb with me lol