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NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOURTEEN! Part One!
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I'm a bit tired from the jihad last night. Jihads are more tiring than crusades. Who knew?
We start the day with @ajgoal on the clock. He hasn't picked any musicians yet, so I'm excited to see who he hates. MacGruber told us to skip him, so @Hollywood Couturier is on deck. He also hasn't picked any musicians yet, but I am not holding my breath to see them anytime soon. He is going to need some time to research music, but we have nothing but time. @Chuck Downie is on the lido deck. From the neck up, Chuck is a mad scientist's laboratory. I wouldn't be surprised to see him turn Conway Twitty and Tiffany into Siamese twins and have them sing terrible harmonies which create an extinction-level cacophony. After Chuckles picks twice and my brother picks again and we skip MacGruber again (possibly) and ajgoal picks again, I will choose something once more.
You know how you have that fitted sheet that goes on top of the mattress, the one with the elastic in the corners so that it stays in place? It's the Chuck of sheets, the total bottom. Kitty likes to nap under the sheets. She also likes to tear the shit out of stuff, which is perfectly natural. She has managed to tear rips in that Chuck sheet, and when I go to bed at night I keep getting my feet stuck in the holes when I flail. I have what they call "the jimmy legs." It's why I got the shit kicked out of me in bed when I lived with girls - they don't care for flailing idiots bumping their legs into them all night. This is one of the major reasons I don't do long-term relationships anymore. I wasn't "abused," per se, and you could say I had it coming to me or that I started it, but who needs that shit? It's not like I'm doing it on purpose. I'd like to see any of you not flinch or spaz out when you are having some of the snake nightmares that attack me on the regular. That shit is terrifying, innit.
The Islanders AGAIN tonight, and it's EXCLUSIVELY on ESPN+ and that is f***ing ridiculous. I'm sure you aren't as stupid as me and are able to avoid ESPN, but there isn't shit to put on in the morning. The f***ers are treating it EXACTLY the same as they always have. I am shocked - SHOCKED I tell you!
We start the day with @ajgoal on the clock. He hasn't picked any musicians yet, so I'm excited to see who he hates. MacGruber told us to skip him, so @Hollywood Couturier is on deck. He also hasn't picked any musicians yet, but I am not holding my breath to see them anytime soon. He is going to need some time to research music, but we have nothing but time. @Chuck Downie is on the lido deck. From the neck up, Chuck is a mad scientist's laboratory. I wouldn't be surprised to see him turn Conway Twitty and Tiffany into Siamese twins and have them sing terrible harmonies which create an extinction-level cacophony. After Chuckles picks twice and my brother picks again and we skip MacGruber again (possibly) and ajgoal picks again, I will choose something once more.
You know how you have that fitted sheet that goes on top of the mattress, the one with the elastic in the corners so that it stays in place? It's the Chuck of sheets, the total bottom. Kitty likes to nap under the sheets. She also likes to tear the shit out of stuff, which is perfectly natural. She has managed to tear rips in that Chuck sheet, and when I go to bed at night I keep getting my feet stuck in the holes when I flail. I have what they call "the jimmy legs." It's why I got the shit kicked out of me in bed when I lived with girls - they don't care for flailing idiots bumping their legs into them all night. This is one of the major reasons I don't do long-term relationships anymore. I wasn't "abused," per se, and you could say I had it coming to me or that I started it, but who needs that shit? It's not like I'm doing it on purpose. I'd like to see any of you not flinch or spaz out when you are having some of the snake nightmares that attack me on the regular. That shit is terrifying, innit.
The Islanders AGAIN tonight, and it's EXCLUSIVELY on ESPN+ and that is f***ing ridiculous. I'm sure you aren't as stupid as me and are able to avoid ESPN, but there isn't shit to put on in the morning. The f***ers are treating it EXACTLY the same as they always have. I am shocked - SHOCKED I tell you!
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
That’s quite the correct scouting report. You must work for the Flyers.I'm a bit tired from the jihad last night. Jihads are more tiring than crusades. Who knew?
We start the day with @ajgoal on the clock. He hasn't picked any musicians yet, so I'm excited to see who he hates. MacGruber told us to skip him, so @Hollywood Couturier is on deck. He also hasn't picked any musicians yet, but I am not holding my breath to see them anytime soon. He is going to need some time to research music, but we have nothing but time. @Chuck Downie is on the lido deck. From the neck up, Chuck is a mad scientist's laboratory. I wouldn't be surprised to see him turn Conway Twitty and Tiffany into Siamese twins and have them sing terrible harmonies which create an extinction-level cacophony. After Chuckles picks twice and my brother picks again and we skip MacGruber again (possibly) and ajgoal picks again, I will choose something once more.
You know how you have that fitted sheet that goes on top of the mattress, the one with the elastic in the corners so that it stays in place? It's the Chuck of sheets, the total bottom. Kitty likes to nap under the sheets. She also likes to tear the shit out of stuff, which is perfectly natural. She has managed to tear rips in that Chuck sheet, and when I go to bed at night I keep getting my feet stuck in the holes when I flail. I have what they call "the jimmy legs." It's why I got the shit kicked out of me in bed when I lived with girls - they don't care for flailing idiots bumping their legs into them all night. This is one of the major reasons I don't do long-term relationships anymore. I wasn't "abused," per se, and you could say I had it coming to me or that I started it, but who needs that shit? It's not like I'm doing it on purpose. I'd like to see any of you not flinch or spaz out when you are having some of the snake nightmares that attack me on the regular. That shit is terrifying, innit.
The Islanders AGAIN tonight, and it's EXCLUSIVELY on ESPN+ and that is f***ing ridiculous. I'm sure you aren't as stupid as me and are able to avoid ESPN, but there isn't shit to put on in the morning. The f***ers are treating it EXACTLY the same as they always have. I am shocked - SHOCKED I tell you!
ajgoal
Almost always never serious
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He's smart, but misguided. Has a pet that is cooler then him. Knows way more than he should. And is otherwise just shy of being someone you like to root for.
Team fictional rival owner: Dexter (@JojoTheWhale)
@Hollywood Couturier
Team fictional rival owner: Dexter (@JojoTheWhale)
@Hollywood Couturier
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
That's a quality pick right there.
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
Alright so I know that I have given off the vibe that I know nothing about music and for that reason I would not be selecting musicians for a long time. The former is true. The latter has changed after "discussing" things with my Official Team Musician, @Sombastate we're going to select as the first member of our Spite Band... Kurt Cobain.
Please direct any and all anger or applause towards @Sombastate. I was given two bands that were "the worst" in his eyes and for that reason we went straight to the top with the head honcho.
@Chuck Downie you're up.
Please direct any and all anger or applause towards @Sombastate. I was given two bands that were "the worst" in his eyes and for that reason we went straight to the top with the head honcho.
@Chuck Downie you're up.
ajgoal
Almost always never serious
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EXCELLENT pick, you sniping *******.
mja
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
Morrisey's a dick, so that was understandable. But Yorke, Dylan, and now Cobain?
mja
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
I would like to suggest a new category for the next phase: Spite Member Rescuee. Each of us can help one spite musician escape the [Ranch] before liftoff.
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This is criminal.
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
No. If you cared about them so much you should have drafted them for your original band.
It's a good idea, but it has been overruled, as you can see above. And you know how I feel - all spite is inherently good. I think there are already far too many excuses being made for shit already, too. But here's the good news - we have some excellent categories lined up for the next phase, plus the Supplemental Supergroup 2 Draft.
JojoTheWhale
(after my conversation with Torts)
- May 22, 2008
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Morrisey's a dick, so that was understandable. But Yorke, Dylan, and now Cobain?
Wait until you see the concept for the finished band and what Thomas will have to manage. Then you're really going to hate me.
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
mja
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
That's fine, in my head canon, I help all three of them escape.
ajgoal
Almost always never serious
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That's fine, in my head canon, I help all three of them escape.
Into space. Great plan.
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That's fine, in my head canon, I help all three of them escape.
I'll fly the getaway chopper
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
Into space. Great plan.
Also, with what Chopper? You don't have a Chopper. You have a SR-71.
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You think i'd publicly reveal the actual getaway plan? Smoke and Mirrors, babe.
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
Just making sure that you're aware that if it isn't picked it doesn't exist so plan carefully.
JojoTheWhale
(after my conversation with Torts)
- May 22, 2008
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That's fine, in my head canon, I help all three of them escape.
Dylan wasn't picked. He's still a free agent available for all of humanity to enjoy.
Reality is what you make of it. *double rainbow*
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You leave that to @mja and I - Professor X, Forge, and the original designers of the Blackbird, the denizens of Skunk Works, have been working on retro-fitting it for interstellar travel for months now already.
That combined with it's cloaking and weapons capability make it the ideal escape vehicle.
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
mja
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
I have an X-Wing at my disposal. Just saying...
ajgoal
Almost always never serious
- Jun 29, 2015
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Starberry picked him. He's just not on the sheet.
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