NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOURTEEN! Part One!

[Rebels57]

The 5-6 Philly Sports ones in my lifetime are all off the board so I had to reach. The only other one I considered was St. Joe's Elite 8 loss to Oklahoma State.

But I mainly took this one because if this happened to a team I was a die hard fan of, I would be despondent for weeks.

As someone that gives less than zero shits about the sport or any of its teams, this was awesome to watch and I am glad you shared it lol

 

[BiggE]

As a neutral fan, but leaning towards the Citeh side of the ledger for that match day, this was one of the craziest sporting events I ever saw. Had both games on and the astonished noise I made when Aguero scored woke up my wife who thought we were being robbed.

Part of the craziness was that QPR, a relegation side, took the lead down a man, completely against the run of play.

What the f*** is QPR and, more importantly, why should I give a shit?

 

[Asnito]

@Captain Dave Poulin I missed two picks yesterday and I'm going to jump the line and make those today

 

[Asnito]

What the f*** is QPR and, more importantly, why should I give a shit?

Queens Park Rangers. Joey Barton was a total meathead that game.

 

[BiggE]

Queens Park Rangers. Joey Barton was a total meathead that game.

They’re the Rangers, of course they suck.

 

[Asnito]

For our first spite band dickwad we are going with

Phil Spector pulled a gun on the Ramones, pointed a crossbow at Leonard Cohen's head while barring the singer from his own sessions and had a penchant for pointing guns at his girlfriends. This wad actually went as far as killing one of his girlfriends in 2003.

 

[Asnito]

For our next spite band member we are going with Axl Rose. While talented anybody who feels the need to go around picking fights with people including paying members to his shows is definitely deserving of all the spite I can muster.

 

[ajgoal]

There are two things I need to address here: my pick and the overall group.

First, my pick. This guy was initially selected because of the horror of his music as well as the numerous very public *ssholery incident he was known to be involved in, such as the previously mentioned sex tape involving Kid Rock, getting in a fistfight with members of RANCH (where both sides losing would have been a win), laying onstage for an entire show, and shooting up his house with machine guns.

Upon a deeper dive I've discovered that he has bipolar disorder, which caused addiction issues and much larger problems for him. He sought treatment and is now sober and leading a more normal life. So I won't be snatching him for his extra-curricular activities but solely the ear-bleeding faux-Christian music he played a role in.

Scott Stapp, lead singer of Creed, you're in the band.

Whether it's Arms Wide Open, My Sacrifice, or Higher, this mewling quim never fails to deliver intense nausea.

Now, you may be look at my wretchedly vile picks of Fred Durst, Kid Rock and Scott Stapp and say "But all you have are (allegedly) vocalists. Where are the instruments? How is this a supergroup"

This is where it gets worse.

Ladies and gentlemen, we won't be despoiling rock music with this group. It's too great a form to have such a tremendous pall cast over it. Not a single musical instrument will be touched by this cadre of crap. We will instead be moving these heinous so-called musicians into one of the worst forms of music ever: a capella

Without any further ado, I give you the first three members of: The Brown Notes.

@mja , look away (but don't listen away).

I'm thinking i might have to do an a cappella supergroup next.

 

[Asnito]

I believe @GKJ is up.

 

[BiggE]

For our first spite band dickwad we are going with

Phil Spector pulled a gun on the Ramones, pointed a crossbow at Leonard Cohen's head while barring the singer from his own sessions and had a penchant for pointing guns at his girlfriends. This wad actually went as far as killing one of his girlfriends in 2003.

He should get the chair just for that hair. Or perhaps he already did before that pic.

 

[BernieParent]

There are two things I need to address here: my pick and the overall group.

First, my pick. This guy was initially selected because of the horror of his music as well as the numerous very public *ssholery incident he was known to be involved in, such as the previously mentioned sex tape involving Kid Rock, getting in a fistfight with members of RANCH (where both sides losing would have been a win), laying onstage for an entire show, and shooting up his house with machine guns.

Upon a deeper dive I've discovered that he has bipolar disorder, which caused addiction issues and much larger problems for him. He sought treatment and is now sober and leading a more normal life. So I won't be snatching him for his extra-curricular activities but solely the ear-bleeding faux-Christian music he played a role in.

Scott Stapp, lead singer of Creed, you're in the band.

Whether it's Arms Wide Open, My Sacrifice, or Higher, this mewling quim never fails to deliver intense nausea.

Now, you may be look at my wretchedly vile picks of Fred Durst, Kid Rock and Scott Stapp and say "But all you have are (allegedly) vocalists. Where are the instruments? How is this a supergroup"

This is where it gets worse.

Ladies and gentlemen, we won't be despoiling rock music with this group. It's too great a form to have such a tremendous pall cast over it. Not a single musical instrument will be touched by this cadre of crap. We will instead be moving these heinous so-called musicians into one of the worst forms of music ever: a capella

Without any further ado, I give you the first three members of: The Brown Notes.

@mja , look away (but don't listen away).

Alternative group name: The Three Tumours.

 

[Lord Defect]

For our next spite band member we are going with Axl Rose. While talented anybody who feels the need to go around picking fights with people including paying members to his shows is definitely deserving of all the spite I can muster.

Damnit. I was thinking on taking him. Didn’t tawny kitan beat him up?

 

[Asnito]

Damnit. I was thinking on taking him. Didn’t tawny kitan beat him up?

No idea who Tawny kat is but good for her if she did.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@DancingPanther is actually up.

 

[Lord Defect]

No idea who Tawny kat is but good for her if she did.

LOS ANGELES : Ex-Wife Sues Axl Rose, Alleging Years of Abuse
apparently he beat the shit out of his wife

https://gnrcentral.com/2018/12/25/guns-n-roses-axl-roses-disastrous-christmas-pary/
Stephanie Seymour beat the shit out of him.

 

[BiggE]

@DancingPanther is actually up.

 

[pit]

Alternative group name: The Three Tumours.

Unfortunately, there are more of these sh*tstains joining.

Also,

 

[BiggE]

Unfortunately, there are more of these sh*tstains joining.

Also,

It just wouldn’t be the Quackverse without the brown note

 

[DancingPanther]

Carrying with him the utmost respect of everyone, Alfred from the Dark Knight trilogy is reserved, brilliant, trustworthy, and wise as he leads both Batman and Bruce through life's tribulations. With the most important pick of this phase, the Plats are honored to bestow upon my great friend @Magua and his Honolulu Ghibli Alfred the Butler from the Dark Knight trilogy as his team owner.

@Captain Dave Poulin

 

[ajgoal]

Carrying with him the utmost respect of everyone, Alfred from the Dark Knight trilogy is reserved, brilliant, trustworthy, and wise as he leads both Batman and Bruce through life's tribulations. With the most important pick of this phase, the Plats are honored to bestow upon my great friend @Magua and his Honolulu Ghibli Alfred the Butler from the Dark Knight trilogy as his team owner.

@Captain Dave Poulin

Suck up.

 

[Lord Defect]

Carrying with him the utmost respect of everyone, Alfred from the Dark Knight trilogy is reserved, brilliant, trustworthy, and wise as he leads both Batman and Bruce through life's tribulations. With the most important pick of this phase, the Plats are honored to bestow upon my great friend @Magua and his Honolulu Ghibli Alfred the Butler from the Dark Knight trilogy as his team owner.

@Captain Dave Poulin

This was so sweet it gave me diabetes.
This is not what the spirit of the quack verse is all about.

 

[Magua]

Carrying with him the utmost respect of everyone, Alfred from the Dark Knight trilogy is reserved, brilliant, trustworthy, and wise as he leads both Batman and Bruce through life's tribulations. With the most important pick of this phase, the Plats are honored to bestow upon my great friend @Magua and his Honolulu Ghibli Alfred the Butler from the Dark Knight trilogy as his team owner.

@Captain Dave Poulin

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I still have never watched this movie, believe it or not. Why would I after this stupid f***ing song by this stupid f***ing tool came out? F*** that.



Also can't stand this terrible homoerotic banger (literally) from "Top Gun." You know me - I couldn't give a shit what people do in the privacy of their own loins as long as they are free to make sweet love to whomever they want without being persecuted. I just wish that if someone were going to make a gay anthem for this film it would have been someone who didn't completely suck ass (figuratively).



But really, those songs don't matter in the grand scheme of things. It is the following swamp-rotted crotch of a "song" that makes my blood boil. It's just so f***ing stupid. It's half country, half hippie, half folk, and half f***ing bluegrass or some shit. The grammar is diabolical and the lyrics in general don't make any f***ing sense. Sweet Jobu's ballsack, I loathe this f***ing thing as much as any "song" I have ever heard. And just look at the pair of woodchuck-looking c***s.

Team Member (literally) - Kenny F***ing Loggins - Vocals, Guitar, Gibberish, F*** Yourself

@ajgoal

 

[BernieParent]

Carrying with him the utmost respect of everyone, Alfred from the Dark Knight trilogy is reserved, brilliant, trustworthy, and wise as he leads both Batman and Bruce through life's tribulations. With the most important pick of this phase, the Plats are honored to bestow upon my great friend @Magua and his Honolulu Ghibli Alfred the Butler from the Dark Knight trilogy as his team owner.

@Captain Dave Poulin

 

[DancingPanther]