I don't know this for a fact but I just know it's true.
With Doan now on board giving Matthews the bunny blanket and confidential ally he lost with the Dubas departure. Feeling really confident again he has contacted Trees and outlined his plan for the Toronto Maple Leafs.
Auston knowing that the structure needs to change and because Will never lifts him out of any slumps hes ever had, has told Trees that its Will that can now be moved and replaced by whoever. Auston has also informed the GM that all the money that is now saved will help with the pay raise he so richly deserves. Afterall he did as everyone has witnessed won the Leafs first playoff round in like a long time, and that coupled with the 2 Rockets, the Lindsay(whoever that guy was) and of course the MVP trophy, is certainly worth a 2 yr 15m, at which time the cap should go up and 18.5m a year won't be out of the question, or maybe just have 18 players and Auston gets 25m per year, and oh yeah Brian(my dad ya jabroni) also gets the head scouts job and 5m per year
Auston would also like that Rockets trophy be renamed to like the Falcon Heavy or perhaps SpaceX trophy, cause that's some cool stuff right there, also because nobody knows who that Hart guy was either, the MVP trophy also gets renamed to the BiebsBestBelt and make it like a WWE Champs belt, it'll be cool and the bros will dig it. Also can we get someone to remind me when the seasons over so I can quit trying so hard.