Salary Cap: We are looking for nuclear Kessels. And whales. Beam me up, Scotty Bowman

[Bennett Brauer]

Max Talbot has requested a trade.

We're bringing back Gonchar and Kennedy, should might as well bring Max Talbot back also.

 

[xxxxxxxxxxxxxx]

What are you doing looking at a 12 year olds legs you sicko!

I thought to myself "Man, his legs are tiny. Holy ****, I think they're even more scrawny than that girl he's taking a picture with."

 

[Asuna]

Simmonds has weirdly skinny legs as well. It's very odd.

 

[66-30-33]

I thought to myself "Man, his legs are tiny. Holy ****, I think they're even more scrawny than that girl he's taking a picture with."

He skipped leg day.

 

[EVGENIMERLIN]

I'd much much rather move kapenen over pouliot in a kessel trade.

I've gone this way in my thinking as well since I believe we could trade Sutter for a Winger prospect that could equal or surpass KK's upside

 

[Asuna]

Max Talbot has requested a trade.

We're bringing back Gonchar and Kennedy, should might as well bring Max Talbot back also.

Might as well trade for Staal...and sign Cooke too.

 

[xxxxxxxxxxxxxx]

Simmonds has weirdly skinny legs as well. It's very odd.

Lots of players do, it's weird. Geno's got the legs of a newborn giraffe.

 

[Deutschland Dangler]

Great, we get the the guy who forgot leg day as our savior at forward.

That's one of the better power forwards in the league.

 

[Waffle Fries]

Maybe Sid could donate some calf muscle.

 

[OnMyOwn]

Some people just have skinny legs though. Doesn't mean they aren't strong. And he's had leg injuries.

He seems to be into fitness, so I wouldn't be concerned.

 

[Dennis Reynolds]

maybe it happens, maybe it doesn't, but so far, everything has gone exactly as it was supposed to.

So much mystery and intrigue. You could seriously tack on "as the prophets have foreseen" to the end of all of your posts from the last week.

 

[Waffle Fries]

Some people just have skinny legs though. Doesn't mean they aren't strong. And he's had leg injuries.

He seems to be into fitness, so I wouldn't be concerned.

Yeah he hasn't been able to do any major leg workouts. I'm not too worried about it provided he trains hard the rest of the summer.

 

[IcedCapp]

So much mystery and intrigue. You could seriously tack on "as the prophets have foreseen" to the end of all of your posts from the last week.

Now wait, I'm not trying to be vague. I've said exactly what would happen and in the order it would happen in. I don't know what else you want me to say, but it's not vague if I'm explaining the process that's occurring... ? =/

 

[OnMyOwn]

IC is like the typical rumor guy. Just enough to make you believe, but not too much to get called out for being wrong, haha.

I'll take it though

 

[Asuna]

That's one of the better power forwards in the league.

Lmao wtf. I think my arms are bigger than his legs.

 

[AjaxTelamon]

That's one of the better power forwards in the league.

If BB played like Wayne Simmonds, the comments about his pic would have an entirely different tone.

 

[Bennett Brauer]

Might as well trade for Staal...and sign Cooke too.

Why not?

We're keeping Scuderi and Kunitz it seems, let's just get most of the team (who is still playing) back together.

Too bad GMJR isn't re-signing Adams, though the offseason is still young I suppose.

 

[AR5]

maybe it happens, maybe it doesn't, but so far, everything has gone exactly as it was supposed to.

What happened? The draft went by without a trade?

I'm confused.

 

[mikethelegacy]

Took a few tries. https://twitter.com/allykirby13/status/612831897761157121

Jesus Christ I'm a brick ****house compared to Beau Bennet. Can I play pro hockey?

 

[Asuna]

Why not?

We're keeping Scuderi and Kunitz it seems, let's just get most of the team (who is still playing) back together.

Too bad GMJR isn't re-signing Adams, though the offseason is still young I suppose.

JR is only here a few years, why would he care?!

 

[Cherpak]

Big legs has absolutely zero to do with protecting from knee injuries.

I think we are spoiled because Crosby has a massive lower body, that the belief here is all players should as well.

 

[AR5]

Why not?

We're keeping Scuderi and Kunitz it seems, let's just get most of the team (who is still playing) back together.

Too bad GMJR isn't re-signing Adams, though the offseason is still young I suppose.

The way Sweeney is going, I fully expect him to be leading the pack on Adams. Failing that, NJ and BUF are going to be 1M/yr poorer on a 8-10 year Adams contract.

 

[IcedCapp]

IC is like the typical rumor guy. Just enough to make you believe, but not too much to get called out for being wrong, haha.

I'll take it though

"Simon Despres will be traded" - Simon Despres is traded.

The Pens are going after Phil Kessel

"The Pens are going after Phil Kessel"

No trade will be made this weekend
Leaks will start Monday
expect resolution on Tuesday

I mean, i'm not being vague and I'm not being safe. I've been pretty ****ing clear

 

[Riptide]

I really don't agree that he did though, that was a pretty poor return for Lucic overall. Goalies don't have much value in trades and the prospect was a throw in prospect. It was basically the 13th overall for Lucic, which isn't really a steal.

Boston did well with the Lucic trade, but they certainly didn't steal anything from LA. The prospect did very well in the AHL playoff run, and Jones is a very good goalie prospect. 13th is the 13th pick.

 

[tom_servo]

Talbot would have more use than the other ex-Pens I suspect.