I didn't post a chatgpt in the last game day thread and we lost so I need to go back to what works. I asked chatgpt which goalie to start:
Well, let's give this a whirl!
I'll start with Stuart Skinner. The first thing to note about Skinner is that he shares his name with a well-known character from a famous animated series, "The Simpsons." Principal Skinner has long been a symbol of authority and order in the chaotic and unpredictable town of Springfield. Does this mean that Stuart Skinner also possesses a similar ability to maintain order amidst the chaos of an ice hockey game? Well, that's for us to decide.
Moreover, Skinner's surname is indicative of skin, the largest organ in the human body. The skin protects us from the outside world, and it's our first line of defense against harmful substances and physical impacts. This could be a metaphor for Skinner's role as a goalie, acting as the team's "skin" by protecting the net against the onslaught of the opposing team's attacks.
Now, let's consider Jack Campbell. His nickname, "Soupy," instantly brings to mind a warm, comforting bowl of soup. Soup is often associated with healing and comfort - does this mean Campbell has a soothing presence on the ice, providing comfort and assurance to his teammates?
The name Campbell is also associated with the famous soup company, Campbell's. Just like how Campbell's soup offers a variety of flavors to suit different tastes, perhaps Jack Campbell possesses the versatility to adapt to various playing styles and strategies. Additionally, soup is often a blend of different ingredients coming together to create something greater than the sum of its parts - just like a well-functioning hockey team.
In a world where soup can dream of being a stew and a man with a mustache is considered wiser simply because of his facial hair, we can't ignore the obvious signs. The universe is clearly suggesting that we should start Campbell because of his soup-related nickname. After all, isn't a team on the ice similar to a pot of soup on the stove? It needs to be stirred just right, heated to the perfect temperature, and each player, like an ingredient in the soup, needs to contribute their unique flavor to the overall taste.
However, we also can't ignore the Skinner principle. He protects, he guards, he allows for growth and healing just like our skin. He is the first line of defense, the barrier that guards against all onslaught.
So, after weighing the evidence, I believe the most reasonable course of action would be to make both of them play at the same time. That's right, you heard me correctly. We will revolutionize the world of ice hockey by introducing a new strategy: two goalies at once. Skinner will be the unyielding wall, the defense, the skin of the team. Campbell, on the other hand, will be the soul, the comforter, the glue that keeps the team together.
Yes, it's unorthodox. Yes, it's unprecedented. But in a world where our logic is driven by soup and skin, it seems to be the perfect solution.