Confirmed Trade: [VGK/CGY/PHI] Noah Hanifin (75% retained), Mikhail Vorobyov to VGK; 2026 1st , 2025 cond. 3rd, Daniil Miromanov to CGY; 2024 5th to PHI

[LeapOnOver]

Vegas is the epitome of "rubbing is racing" lol.

 

[WhataKnight]

Should have an asterisk next your cup win last year.

Why, for putting up nine in the clinching game?

 

[Russian_fanatic]

Vegas is that boomer with the great retirement fund, great house, sweet car telling the Gen X, Millennial, Gen Z to work harder to get what they have, but we work more hours at a job that requires more education and have significantly less.

No Vegas is the kid of the boomer with great retirement fund, great house, sweet car telling the Gen X, Millennial, Gen Z to work harder to get what they have, but we work more hours at a job that requires more education and have significantly less.

But to invest wisely, double the profits, and then sell the profits 10x what they bought them for, is 6-6 with a great physique, flirts with your girlfriend, f***s her, for her to leave you, and then he dumps her.

He then convinces your ex girlfriend to give him money to take a hotter girl out for dinner, to then ask her dad if he can date her HOTTER sister, then HER DAD funds his business which grows into a multi billion dollar tycoon...

WHICH THEN INVESTS INTO ALL HIS OTHER BUSINESSES, and he Steals your girlfriend again, and the cycle goes on.

Did I get it right?

 

[Figgy44]

Miromanov is a sick joke Conroy is playing on Flames fans

Don't worry guys, we're getting a dman back!

 

[Backlund]

 

[OilersFanatics505]

Stacked team again. Cheaters year after year.

Yup the coach came in Stones room in the middle of the night and sliced his spleen.

 

[Scrantonicity 2]

f*** it, let's do it live.

 

[DJJones]

the Miromanov leak is worse than hearing nothing

 

[TheBeastCoast]

NHL the only sport where a trade gets broken and then takes 5 hours to find out what the actual trade is lol

 

[OilersFanatics505]

That + better be pretty f***ing big

 

[Boss Man Hughes]

The league does this already… they have doctors who check in on the players. Bettman was very open about the fact the league does independent checks on these players

If you believe him. And even if they do it doesn't they will do anything about it.

 

[5 14 6 1]

What if he's clearly not 100% healthy with 2 weeks to go in the regular season, but he could be 100% healthy in 2-3 weeks?

Well hey if it's legit that's fine. That's the point of the rule. There is just no type of verification in place for that type of thing so we will never know other than taking teams word for it.

Still have to win the games, so we will see what happens.

 

[Ted Hoffman]

Conditioning starts well before the spleen fully heals, but regardless if you're allowed to stretch "conditioning" as long as you want after an injury then its impossible to stop this cap exploiting from happening.

You're really close to getting it.

Really what needs to happen is a rule change where you either have to be cap compliant in the playoffs on your active roster or you have to play a post-trade deadline game to be eligible for the playoffs.

Both of these ideas have only been proposed numerous times, and had explained numerous times why they won't work and are likely to cause more problems than they problem they purport to fix, but sure ... let's keep lobbing it out like if we keep saying it enough times, it will fix all the problems it will really cause.

"they" never said anything. Literally the only person who did was Seravelli.

Right. That's how the conspiracy works. Physicians put their professional reputations on the line signing bogus injury reports. Vegas intentionally parks players on the sidelines and goes into a tailspin. They eventually get guys at the deadline, but the tailspin puts them in a spot where now they really have to work hard to secure a playoff spot and they still end up with a tougher opponent than if they'd just played everyone, no IR, no LTIR. They get everyone back for the playoffs, play the tougher opponents, no home ice advantage, everyone has to expend more energy as a result, and that's an easier path to success and a Cup than if they'd just played everyone, won games in the regular season and played the weaker opponents in the playoffs, with home ice advantage throughout.

It's f***ing brilliant, and it's a foolproof plan. Especially that whole "go play tougher opponents, no home ice advantage" thing. I can't believe other teams haven't caught on to that and started exploiting it themselves.

 

[thaman8765678]

Murray Edwards hasn't approved the retention yet. It is pending.

 

[Three On Zero]

If you believe him. And even if they do it doesn't they will do anything about it.

Because it’s within the written CBA and allowed? What do you expect him to do? lol

 

[Chips]

Lindholm - 13 goals, 38 points
Henrique - 18 goals, 42 points

Yet Henrique is the bottom 6 player

Keep taking L's, it's what your best at

Regardless of Lindholm, 57 points (his pace) was low end 2nd line in the lower scoring cap era. That’s bottom 6 rn


Still probably an improvement but it’s still kinda funny the optics of edmontons moves compared to other teams

 

[WhataKnight]

I mean, we could have the asterisk for the cute way the whole team somehow coalesced into a big ol’ heart with Marchy in the dead Center immediately after the buzzer….

 

[Straight Fire]

 

[Double Dion]

Murray Edwards hasn't approved the retention yet. It is pending.

Or he can't be reached to approve the trade. That's happened too.

 

[Ted Hoffman]

Well hey if it's legit that's fine. That's the point of the rule. There is just no type of verification in place for that type of thing so we will never know other than taking teams word for it.

There is verification, there's just not verification that some people think is acceptable to a standard they deem satisfactory, with all the transparency they demand, f*** the rights of everyone else involved.

Still have to win the games, so we will see what happens.

You are SO close to getting it.

 

[TheBeard]

sicians put their professional reputations on the line signing bogus injury reports.

Have you seen any actual injury reports pertaining to Stone?

 

[plank]

Carly said it best...

I think you've got the wrong song.


Anticipation.

 

[Boss Man Hughes]

Because it’s within the written CBA and allowed? What do you expect him to do? lol

If the player is healthy force the team to take him off LTIR. Otherwise why have doctors check him out????

 

[Master P]

Vegas staff reacting to all the outrage

 

[Russian_fanatic]

No Vegas is the kid of the boomer with great retirement fund, great house, sweet car telling the Gen X, Millennial, Gen Z to work harder to get what they have, but we work more hours at a job that requires more education and have significantly less.

But to invest wisely, double the profits, and then sell the profits 10x what they bought them for, is 6-6 with a great physique, flirts with your girlfriend, f***s her, for her to leave you, and then he dumps her.

He then convinces your ex girlfriend to give him money to take a hotter girl out for dinner, to then ask her dad if he can date her HOTTER sister, then HER DAD funds his business which grows into a multi billion dollar tycoon...

WHICH THEN INVESTS INTO ALL HIS OTHER BUSINESSES, and he Steals your girlfriend again, and the cycle goes on.

Did I get it right?

I forgot to mention somewhere in there that Vegas sleeps with your sister, and she moves out to only be in a long term relationships with Vegas, for Vegas to dump her, and then he finds an even hotter girl.