Tribute The Official "Fire Tortorella" Thread

[Chinatown88]

Another old dinosaur hockey guy that's a giant ass hypocrite and plays favorites with hard working blue collar veterans? Absolutely shocked after doing some back reading.

Whole franchise needs to be torched from the top to the bottom. It's all bad infested juju. This franchise is a TV show that is syndicated except every episode is bad.

 

[Striiker]

“I’m not trolling, I just argue the opposite opinion of the majority 100% of the time and claim that the people who run the team are completely unable to do a single thing wrong!“

 

[Adam Warlock]

LMAO at all this crying about Torts being mean to poor Brinky poo.

The guy just got called up and he's giving that kind of piss-poor defensive effort, and you don't like that the coach let him hear about it?

"Waah, he's being unfair! He's singling out kids!"

He lit into Couturier on the bench a few weeks ago. Has him playing on the 4th line after naming him captain.

He is scratching Atkinson and basically told the media Cam has stunk.

My God fans are sensitive about their players. Like Justin Williams complains about, parents who carry their children's hockey bags.

Its his bias thats annoying. As Appleyard said, he was not the main one at fault...but cant yell at Seeler.

Seems like he only punishes people who dont drop the gloves....

 

[ybnvs]

LMAO at all this crying about Torts being mean to poor Brinky poo.

The guy just got called up and he's giving that kind of piss-poor defensive effort, and you don't like that the coach let him hear about it?

"Waah, he's being unfair! He's singling out kids!"

He lit into Couturier on the bench a few weeks ago. Has him playing on the 4th line after naming him captain.

He is scratching Atkinson and basically told the media Cam has stunk.

My God fans are sensitive about their players. Like Justin Williams complains about, parents who carry their children's hockey bags.

A lot of people are finding it very difficult to rationalize the Brink/Lycksell benching when it is blatantly obvious by watching the replay one time that the real culprit of the goal against was Nick Seeler.

 

[Striiker]

“The moon is made of cheese!”

“No, it isn’t”

“Why can’t anyone handle my different opinion?!”

 

[Embiid]

Gonna set up a GoFund Me for a natural history exhibit space at the NHL Hall of Fame for Dino coaches like Torts....Exhibit A

 

[VladDrag]

LMAO at all this crying about Torts being mean to poor Brinky poo.

The guy just got called up and he's giving that kind of piss-poor defensive effort, and you don't like that the coach let him hear about it?

"Waah, he's being unfair! He's singling out kids!"

He lit into Couturier on the bench a few weeks ago. Has him playing on the 4th line after naming him captain.

He is scratching Atkinson and basically told the media Cam has stunk.

My God fans are sensitive about their players. Like Justin Williams complains about, parents who carry their children's hockey bags.

What was it a week ago where you said, contrary to believe you don't like arguing and respect others opinions?

This post is both argumentative and disrespectful to other opinions.

 

[DancingPanther]

Interesting that this doesn't apply to other players.

Can anyone link me to a single time he tore into Deslauriers, Staal, or any other shit player like this?

Gauthier is such a jerk. Can't believe how he handled the contract situation. Both parties are in the wrong here!! Pretending the Flyers and Cutter can't both be assholes is just not seeing reality!

 

[mja]

You're all wasting your time. That dude has never met a coach nor a front office he didn't instantly defer to, and has gone to bat for the likes of Hagg, DeAngelo, Yandle, Ristolainen, Stewart, and MacEwan while killing guys like Ghost and Frost. He just enjoys being kicked in the balls and this f***ing team is only too happy to oblige him.

Maybe we should reconsider the no kink shaming policy.

 

[Striiker]

You're all wasting your time. That dude has never met a coach nor a front office he didn't instantly defer to, and has gone to bat for the likes of Hagg, DeAngelo, Yandle, Ristolainen, Stewart, and MacEwan while killing guys like Ghost and Frost. He just enjoys being kicked in the balls and this f***ing team is only too happy to oblige him.

Maybe we should reconsider the no kink shaming policy.

I’ve been vocally in favor of kink shaming

 

[Magua]

I’ve been vocally in favor of kink shaming

He that is without kink among you, let him first cast a stone.

We know your kinks too, pal. You can't fool us.

 

[Striiker]

He that is without kink among you, let him first cast a stone.

We know your kinks too, pal. You can't fool us.

Quick and accurate passing

 

[Curufinwe]

I’m just thinking of the mental gymnastics involved for the Authentic fans who spent the early part of this season saying Brink is the player Frost should be.

 

[Strawberry Fields]

 

[Embiid]

Dress torts up in a Haitian police uniform and drop him off in Port-au-Prince....

 

[DancingPanther]

 

[Audible Velvet]

The firing can’t come soon enough. Joke’s on us though. It will most certainly be a promotion instead.

 

[Striiker]

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Remember how the players overwhelmingly voting him as the coach they would most dislike to play for was nonsense and players actually love Torts?

Hmmmmmmmmmm.....

 

[Rebels57]

I like that Torts reminds us at least once per month that he is still a piece of shit. This is important information that should not be forgotten.

 

[captainpaxil]

I'm not yet in on the fire torts idea but riding off into the sunset isn't a bad idea once his contract is up

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Larry Brooks seeing people in the hockey world criticizing John Tortorella.

 

[Appleyard]

And jeez... I missed Brad Richards. And can add Kevin Hayes too.

Incredible forward group.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

And jeez... I missed Brad Richards. And can add Kevin Hayes too.

Incredible forward group.

That team wouldn’t sweep the Lightning though.

Only Torts can do that.

 

[Embiid]

I like that Torts reminds us at least once per month that he is still a piece of shit. This is important information that should not be forgotten.

Saying he is a whole piece of shit is actually tame...dude is complete loose diarrhea..

 

[Fire Tortorella]

I'm not exactly sure where to put this but in the latest PHLY Podcast Charlie and Bill criticized Tortorella (and somewhat the organization as a whole) more than usual - specifically calling out the double standard Torts has between players and how the organization itself embraces/promotes "chaos" rather than stability.