Social Media Septic Tank Thread

[Striiker]

A desperate attempt to stir shit but who knows, maybe it pays off

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

A desperate attempt to stir shit but who knows, maybe it pays off

Is that Brian's friend?

 

[Striiker]

Is that Brian's friend?

Yeah, they’re not close but they have a mutual friend named Dom.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Yeah, they’re not close but they have a mutual friend named Dom.

My favorite thing about Sean is his accent. JK, it's horrendous.

 

[Striiker]

My favorite thing about Sean is his accent. JK, it's horrendous.

Unfortunately our friends on Twitter don’t get to experience that.

 

[Striiker]

 

[Cody Webster]

 

[DAVIDE1333]

 

[Rich Nixon]

I've managed to piss off all the stupidest people (Di Marco, VikDeth, that old frank guy) by asserting that Ghost and Tony D are equivalent impact players.

 

[Striiker]

Ghost is better

But those idiots swear Ristolainen is better than Ghost, so there's no point in even attempting to reason with them. Their cockroach-level intelligence prevents them from using anything other than stereotypes, cliches, and what Daddy Chuck tells them to evaluate players.

 

[Rich Nixon]

Ghost is better

But those idiots swear Ristolainen is better than Ghost, so there's no point in even attempting to reason with them. Their cockroach-level intelligence prevents them from using anything other than stereotypes, cliches, and what Daddy Chuck tells them to evaluate players.

The one guy wrote like 5 character-capacity tweets to me about how Tony D's career +/- is better.

 

[Striiker]

The one guy wrote like 5 character-capacity tweets to me about how Tony D's career +/- is better.

Yep, that's exactly the level of intellect you're working with over there.

The most worthless stat in hockey is all you need, while any advanced stats are completely disallowed and if you even mention them they'll have a meltdown.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

 

[Striiker]

Conflict amongst the clueless

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I guess we all have a different definition of "playing well."

 

[Striiker]

Well they won and there's been fights. That's all it takes for the average braindead casual fan to think things are going well.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

This fanbase is f***ed.

 

[GKJ]

Weird words considering we’ve been told it’s a country club in there. What do people think happens there?

 

[bennysflyers16]

I've managed to piss off all the stupidest people (Di Marco, VikDeth, that old frank guy) by asserting that Ghost and Tony D are equivalent impact players.

I think that Frank guy may be one of the Chuck ball washers here,

 

[Lord Defect]

This fanbase is f***ed.

How in the hell did you manage to become a flyers fan anyway? Weren’t you in Thailand teaching a young group of 40 year olds English when the flyers came into the league?

 

[Fight4yourRight]

Jamey requires assistance putting on his pants each morning, because it’s too complicated a process for him. Convince me otherwise.

 

[Rebels57]

I guess we all have a different definition of "playing well."

They'll learn soon enough what this team really is. Their pea sized brains already forgot the first 10 games of the last 2 seasons.

 

[PhillyWings]

 

[GKJ]

edit: UPDATE

 

[Striiker]

Imagine having a burner twitter account to argue with people...