Social Media Septic Tank Thread

Striiker

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Jun 2, 2013
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Flyers fans are so f***ing stupid it hurts

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Magua

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And one of the top Torts simps pops in to say nothing of value



Accountability is the most worn out and meaningless word in existence and it's not even been a month.


He’s the Flyers Digital Content Creator, aka Director of Fluff. Know that Flyers commercial, with the annoying Philly accent, telling you to buy tickets? Myrtetus’ voice. Much as the word “shill” is thrown around loosely, he is the very definition. Even Meltzer has more of an internal struggle than that guy. Neither is a match for Jordan Hall though.
 

Striiker

Former Flyers Fan
Jun 2, 2013
90,173
156,703
Pennsylvania
He’s the Flyers Digital Content Creator, aka Director of Fluff. Know that Flyers commercial, with the annoying Philly accent, telling you to buy tickets? Myrtetus’ voice. Much as the word “shill” is thrown around loosely, he is the very definition. Even Meltzer has more of an internal struggle than that guy. Neither is a match for Jordan Hall though.
This is mindblowing stuff.

Side note: Sean did not respond to Jasons tweet. Jason came out of nowhere and responded to a thread he wasn't even mentioned in. No rest for the defenders of Torts honor, I guess.



 

LegionOfDoom91

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Myrtetus gives off big time “teenage girl talking about a boy band” energy when he talks about Tortorella. It’s f***ing weird.

I don’t even really dislike Tortorella but at the same time he’s not exactly that impressive when you peel back the layers of the narrative. He’s a guy who says candid shit in a league where nobody has personality, that’s literally the best thing he has going for him.
 

Chinatown88

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Jan 17, 2012
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Myrtetus gives off big time “teenage girl talking about a boy band” energy when he talks about Tortorella. It’s f***ing weird.

I don’t even really dislike Tortorella but at the same time he’s not exactly that impressive when you peel back the layers of the narrative. He’s a guy who says candid shit in a league where nobody has personality, that’s literally the best thing he has going for him.
He's one of these girls who is fangirling and obsessing over BTS.
 

Striiker

Former Flyers Fan
Jun 2, 2013
90,173
156,703
Pennsylvania
Myrtetus gives off big time “teenage girl talking about a boy band” energy when he talks about Tortorella. It’s f***ing weird.

I don’t even really dislike Tortorella but at the same time he’s not exactly that impressive when you peel back the layers of the narrative. He’s a guy who says candid shit in a league where nobody has personality, that’s literally the best thing he has going for him.
He was the same kind of shameless fanboy for AV too

 
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Magua

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Myrtetus gives off big time “teenage girl talking about a boy band” energy when he talks about Tortorella. It’s f***ing weird.

I don’t even really dislike Tortorella but at the same time he’s not exactly that impressive when you peel back the layers of the narrative. He’s a guy who says candid shit in a league where nobody has personality, that’s literally the best thing he has going for him.

When he interviews him it’s like Tony and George.

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FLYguy3911

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I have no doubt Chuck has interest in Bellows (Shoot first winger from Minnesota!) Don't think they have room to add him though with Anisimov seemingly hanging around waiting for a contract.
 

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