Social Media Septic Tank Thread

[Hollywood Cannon]

Yep, it’s so much better that they have one goal rather than zero.

Major difference.

 

[trostol]

"Don't read into preseason results EVER! I will, though."

i mean that's actually a good thing if he is...that means we are really shitty and shooting for a really good chance at the most chance for 1OA...also means that someone like TK got hurt and we should have moved him when we could instead of holding on for the TDL like some have suggested

 

[BernieParent]

Yep, it’s so much better that they have one goal rather than zero.

Major difference.

Technically an infinite difference.

 

[Audible Velvet]

They don’t lack depth up front? This is probably the first time in years that forward depth is shabby. We lack high end skill, have a handful of decent players, then the platoon of substandards.

 

[FLYguy3911]

 

[VladDrag]

this is exactly the type of shit that infuriates me.

 

[CutOnDime97]

"Don't read into preseason results EVER! I will, though."

Why get excited about Michkov when you can get excited about Tuomaala and Noah Cates

 

[BringBackHakstol]

LOL at anyone thinking this organization has learned a thing. It may actually be continuing to get worse

 

[freakydallas13]

LOL at anyone thinking this organization has learned a thing. It may actually be continuing to get worse

We haven't even scratched the surface of how deep this rabbit hole goes.

 

[Magua]

LOL at anyone thinking this organization has learned a thing. It may actually be continuing to get worse

By 2030-2032, when Michkov demands a trade or walks in UFA because the team around him is stuck in perma-mediocrity; and the Flyers realize they are, in fact, the second coming of the Eichel-era Sabres; only then will a total organizational cleanse be possible. And by possible, I mean Scott Hartnell is the betting favorite to be POHO. So, the 2040s it is.

 

[Striiker]

Of course they’re not getting better.

The made the face of the franchise a dinosaur coach who’s both a clueless idiot and horrible person who players all across the league agree don’t want to play for. Then they hired a commentator who’s one of the dumbest human beings on the planet to be the guy in charge of the whole thing… who is now hiring all his brainless friends and happily admitted that he doesn’t want to get positive value in trades.

In the absolute best case scenario, this is not going to get better for a very, very long time. More likely: never. You all need to shift your focus to other sports or hobbies because the franchise you loved is dead. It’s been infested at all levels with pure incompetence, literally from the tippity-top to the absolute bottom. A resurrection and return to relevance is going to require a (maybe literal) act of god.

 

[Chinatown88]

Of course they’re not getting better.

The made the face of the franchise a dinosaur coach who’s both a clueless idiot and horrible person who players all across the league agree don’t want to play for. Then they hired a commentator who’s one of the dumbest human beings on the planet to be the guy in charge of the whole thing… who is now hiring all his brainless friends and happily admitted that he doesn’t want to get positive value in trades.

In the absolute best case scenario, this is not going to get better for a very, very long time. More likely: never. You all need to shift your focus to other sports or hobbies because the franchise you loved is dead. It’s been infested at all levels with pure incompetence, literally from the tippity-top to the absolute bottom. A resurrection and return to relevance is going to require a (maybe literal) act of god.

 

[Striiker]

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

A resurrection and return to relevance is going to require a (maybe literal) act of god.

Luckily TORTS is here already, so we have the God part covered. Whether he will perform acts or hang out in the locker room....buckle up and stay tuned!

 

[Cody Webster]

Maybe they should have resigned him, eh Charlie?

 

[VladDrag]

Maybe they should have resigned him, eh Charlie?

Two years ago this MFer talking about how he was in decline because of pp numbers

 

[Audible Velvet]

Two years ago this MFer talking about how he was in decline because of pp numbers

Not dynamic anymore

 

[DancingPanther]

Maybe they should have resigned him, eh Charlie?

What a bitch. If I had Twitter I'd go back and spam his replies with all his shitty Giroux takes

 

[wankstifier]

O'Connor is gonna stay in the Septic Tank Thread, isn't he?

 

[Striiker]

Maybe they should have resigned him, eh Charlie?

Tippetts #1 fan won’t admit that.

Anyone who didn’t like that trade is just a whiner, after all.

 

[Striiker]

Two years ago this MFer talking about how he was in decline because of pp numbers

Dumbest argument I’ve ever seen.

And he knew it too. He was just defending his best pal AVs horrible PP misuse.

 

[Striiker]

Dumbest argument I’ve ever seen.

And he knew it too. He was just defending his best pal AVs horrible PP misuse.

Just as a reminder, since he’s such an unbearable prick and Giroux is so damn good:

(there more but I didn't want to screenshot all of it)

Spoiler: Idiot

 

[Magua]

O'Connor is gonna stay in the Septic Tank Thread, isn't he?

He was on fire today.

1.) Playing prospects is not a viable rebuild strategy because you want to play vets to boost their value (despite the team showing no interest in trading them?).

2.) The 4th line is actually fine because it will take on the tougher minutes. (Sure. Pretty please match them against top lines.) And prospects shouldn’t play on the 4th line.

3.) The Flyers don’t need a 1C prospect because they have Gauthier. 1D is more important.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Poehling & Hathaway legitimately are positive fourth line caliber of players. But even then it’s like saying you have a nice driveway when your house is burnt to the ground.