OT: Philadelphia Eagles (NFL): Don't Cry Because It's Over, Smile Because it Happened (Offseason - 2023)

[trostol]

i made the mistake of taking a whole cookie once after being warned...i ate like half at first and thought ..this ain't doing shit...long story short everyone at work the next day kept asking why I was so happy

 

[Striiker]

Haven't touched anything since about 9 months before @Striiker was born, so you can understand my hesitance.

 

[Chinatown88]

@Captain Dave Poulin

 

[BrindamoursNose]

Perfect spot for Trey.

Dallas is full of overpriced, overhyped losers.

 

[Taijuan Fedotov]

For the Niners that has to lock in one of the worst draft picks (ROI) in sports history, considering what they gave up.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Captain Dave Poulin

At least it's just a fourth, I guess. Hopefully they don't waste ~15 years on him like they did with Romo.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Hell of a friggin night.

So I decided last week that I wanted a pair of season tickets for myself so I finished that process yesterday with me yet to sit in the seats ever to see the actual view. I didn’t want to go tonight knowing that I went to the last two Phillies games.

So I gave the tickets to my younger brother (he’s almost 19) to my new seats for tonight to take a friend and tell him to take some pictures for me.

My older brother was taking his wife and his daughter (one y/o) to the game and sitting in his regular seats and they see my younger brother on 295 heading to the game and see he’s by himself. So they call him and he says he’s going by himself because he couldn’t find anyone to go and he’s just gonna go in get some crab fries, take some pictures, and leave. So my older brother calls me and tells me that so I’m like “well that sucks, why didn’t he tell me? I would have went” so I go to the game.

I was in the seats for five minutes.

I sit down and my jackass younger brother’s eyes are bloodshot so I asked him if he was high. He said he took an edible before the game. I call him an idiot.

So national anthem, he stands up and a few notes into the song he sits down on the folded up chair. I figure got up too quick or whatever. He proceeds to go limp and starts what I’d probably consider seizing. I yell for some help. He never really loses consciousness but dips out here and there. Could answer all of our questions. People behind us give him some water. He continues to go in and out. Throws up and comes to and says “what the hell happened?”

The EMT’s take him down to the medical center and monitor him.

He got released with probably a couple minutes left in the 2nd quarter and they wheeled him out to his mom who was waiting in her car and I just went back to my car and left.

Unbelievable. I didn’t see one play.

OK, at first I assumed it was an edible THC thing, but after seeing that reaction I think he's defining edible as "I swallowed a random thing that fit in my mouth." Like a dishwasher pod.

 

[Beef Invictus]

At least it's just a fourth, I guess. Hopefully they don't waste ~15 years on him like they did with Romo.

Say that two more times and The Candyman shows up to make him starter.

 

[achdumeingute]

@Captain Dave Poulin

Kinda still shocked they did this. Lynch is on air saying they liked the journeyman Brandon Allen.

Guess getting a 4th vs less later was worth it.

Still glad they didn't draft Fields.

 

[Halladay]

This is a bizarre trade. Not that the niners traded him but it was to Dallas where he will be nothing but a backup.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

Damn. I missed the whole weed conversation. (Because I was high)

I was gonna edumacate some folks. (But then I got high)

Ladadadaddadah

Now I'm posting to myself, and I know why!

Hey, HEY

Weed is great. Use responsibly.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Spit out my coffee.

 

[DrinkFightFlyers]

Greedy was cut? Say it ain't so, Howie!

 

[BrindamoursNose]

This seems like a Howie investment @JojoTheWhale

Played for Desai, too.

 

[Halladay]

Ive never smoked the sticky icky. Im too calm as it is and it smells too bad. i would try edibles though.

 

[Superman33]

Ive never smoked the sticky icky. Im too calm as it is and it smells too bad. i would try edibles though.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

It honestly does somewhat mirror his situation in Washington in that the team opted for a lesser draft pick over the high one.

 

[trostol]

feel bad for the guy and my team..but will help us be bad I am gonna look at it as

'Breaks my heart': Bucs' Jensen to IR, out for '23

Ryan Jensen, the Bucs' starting center since 2018, was placed on season-ending injured reserve because of a knee injury.

www.espn.com

 

[trostol]

so..another quick fantasy question

should i waste what will be the first round pick on Keeper Herbert or should I take my chances later on in getting him and go with no keepers and take RB WR in first 2 rounds

non-ppr league..12 teams..snake draft

 

[Chinatown88]

so..another quick fantasy question

should i waste what will be the first round pick on Keeper Herbert or should I take my chances later on in getting him and go with no keepers and take RB WR in first 2 rounds

non-ppr league..12 teams..snake draft

6 pts per passing TD or 4?

 

[Cody Webster]

Eagles legend

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

 

[GKJ]

I don’t know, Robert Griffin at least got on the field and gave them some thrills for a year.

Lance started 4 games.

It’s incredible he lasted as long as he has because he might be the dumbest player in the league.

 

[BrindamoursNose]

This is great considering he started like 3 fights in the pre-season

watch out Howie