OT: Philadelphia Eagles (NFL): Don't Cry Because It's Over, Smile Because it Happened (Offseason - 2023)

[JojoTheWhale]

New England is back?

Birds by a billion.

There's a shadowy figure setting up a video camera outside her house at this very moment.

 

[Beef Invictus]

There's a shadowy figure setting up a video camera outside her house at this very moment.

Deflating her tires

 

[trostol]

bold prediction

sports suck

 

[BrindamoursNose]

QB1 answer

He's got that dog in him

 

[Chinatown88]

bold prediction

sports suck

Don't be too sad, Drake Maye will be worth it.

 

[BrindamoursNose]

It came up elsewhere, so I'll toss them in here. Who's got bold predictions?

• Falcons win the South.
• Matt Stafford gets traded.
• Olave establishes himself as a true #1, consensus top 7-8 guy.
• Dallas-Buffalo Super Bowl
• Trevor Lawrence, Serious MVP Contender No one will complain about my predictions.

-Jets finish 8-9
-Metcalf & Saquon have season-ending injury by mid-year
-Brock Purdy loses job to Sam Darnold
-Micah wins Defensive MVP again
-Nolan Smith wins DROY
-Eagles break the NFC East Division winner curse (it's only bold because the curse is real)

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

bold prediction

sports suck

Sports don't suck. They're just stupid.

 

[Taijuan Fedotov]

New England is back?

Birds by a billion.

She won't know where to begin. Proof they paid Brady under the table would be a start.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

It came up elsewhere, so I'll toss them in here. Who's got bold predictions?

• Falcons win the South.
• Matt Stafford gets traded.
• Olave establishes himself as a true #1, consensus top 7-8 guy.
• Dallas-Buffalo Super Bowl
• Trevor Lawrence, Serious MVP Contender No one will complain about my predictions.

it was Benjamin Solak, wasn't it?

• Eagles trade for Aaron Donald midseason for the Howie push (no I don't feel like looking into cap ramifications, I just know he can get out after 2024)
• Justin Herbert, Serious MVP Contender
• Tyreek Hill gets placed on Commissioner's List midseason and Jaylen Waddle leads NFL in receiving yards
• Christian McCaffrey outproduces Boston Scott by a massive margin

Oh wait, you said bold predictions and not things that i'd like to see.

• Games were marked as an "Easy W" when the talking heads went through schedules week to week will be losses and losses will be wins
• Mike Tomlin's Steelers finish below .500
• Chiefs stumble way through regular season and finish 10-7 or 9-8 for a WC berth
• Justin Fields falls on his face
• John Harbaugh AND Bill Belichick get fired

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

 

[JojoTheWhale]

it was Benjamin Solak, wasn't it?

• Eagles trade for Aaron Donald midseason for the Howie push (no I don't feel like looking into cap ramifications, I just know he can get out after 2024)
• Justin Herbert, Serious MVP Contender
• Tyreek Hill gets placed on Commissioner's List midseason and Jaylen Waddle leads NFL in receiving yards
• Christian McCaffrey outproduces Boston Scott by a massive margin

Oh wait, you said bold predictions and not things that i'd like to see.

• Games were marked as an "Easy W" when the talking heads went through schedules week to week will be losses and losses will be wins
• Mike Tomlin's Steelers finish below .500
• Chiefs stumble way through regular season and finish 10-7 or 9-8 for a WC berth
• Justin Fields falls on his face
• John Harbaugh AND Bill Belichick get fired

It was not at the time, but I am currently listening to that Solak + Kapadia podcast.

I cannot imagine your reaction if Goff and Stafford get flipped again.

 

[trostol]

Bucs won't be as bad as perceived but not good either..kinda like the Flyers

Baker will do his best Winston immatation and get close to 30 tds and ints

 

[Beef Invictus]

it was Benjamin Solak, wasn't it?

• Eagles trade for Aaron Donald midseason for the Howie push (no I don't feel like looking into cap ramifications, I just know he can get out after 2024)
• Justin Herbert, Serious MVP Contender
• Tyreek Hill gets placed on Commissioner's List midseason and Jaylen Waddle leads NFL in receiving yards
• Christian McCaffrey outproduces Boston Scott by a massive margin

Oh wait, you said bold predictions and not things that i'd like to see.

• Games were marked as an "Easy W" when the talking heads went through schedules week to week will be losses and losses will be wins
• Mike Tomlin's Steelers finish below .500
• Chiefs stumble way through regular season and finish 10-7 or 9-8 for a WC berth
• Justin Fields falls on his face
• John Harbaugh AND Bill Belichick get fired

It's supposed to be bold. "OSU QB sucks" is not bold. That's Swiss clockwork.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I think all of Belichick, McVay, and (Shanahan or Lynch) are gone in this cycle. McVay would be a retirement rather than a firing, but the point stands.

 

[DancingPanther]

I think all of Belichick, McVay, and (Shanahan or Lynch) are gone in this cycle. McVay would be a retirement rather than a firing, but the point stands.

McVay is the dunce who cried retirement. His shtick is pathetic

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

It was not at the time, but I am currently listening to that Solak + Kapadia podcast.

I cannot imagine your reaction if Goff and Stafford get flipped again.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@Cody Webster

I got an offer from Draftkings of boosted odds of Mahomes to complete one pass tonight to +100 with a max bet of $25.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

When did Chip Kelly do that? In fact, he built a fair amount of the foundation of the team that did win a championship.

 

[Chinatown88]

I hope you got paid big royalties for giving them this pic @Beef Invictus

 

[Cody Webster]

@Cody Webster

I got an offer from Draftkings of boosted odds of Mahomes to complete one pass tonight to +100 with a max bet of $25.

Thanks for the heads up, but did not receive that offer here, unfortunately....I've got a happy hour boos of St. Brown 15+ receiving yards in the first quarter boosted to +150