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Player Discussion: Patrik Laine IVever: a new hope? (Laine out of PAP, trade request still stands)
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Just saw the news - man this is a real bummer to start the season. Hopefully this will at least mean someone like KJ or Marchenko gets called up.
To be fair, the Columbus Crew went into the toilet after they moved to the Arena District too.
DougKnowsBest
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Curses don’t exist! Come on people. Seriously
As we all know, our thoughts become our reality. E=mc2. Matter, energy, thought are all the same thing. So this is actually our faults for manifesting injuries onto patty by our kvetching all off season.
The only cure is high vibrations and positive thoughts towards laine. No point in blaming dead convicts.
Ps. I like how now that he is all cut up and ripped. The turtle neck protector he wears looks like a hemp necklace on laine now.
As we all know, our thoughts become our reality. E=mc2. Matter, energy, thought are all the same thing. So this is actually our faults for manifesting injuries onto patty by our kvetching all off season.
The only cure is high vibrations and positive thoughts towards laine. No point in blaming dead convicts.
Ps. I like how now that he is all cut up and ripped. The turtle neck protector he wears looks like a hemp necklace on laine now.
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Iron Balls McGinty
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The arena is actually built on a parking lot.
Boston's Pizza, Ted's Montana Grill, the offices, and the condos on the south side of NW Blvd are what would be haunted/cursed or whatever you want to call it.
CBJWerenski8
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If he’s already taking shots then I have no doubts he’s playing in Finland
That's promising! I don't expect him to take full power shots in a while, he puts a lot of weight on that arm when flexing the stick for a shot, so it has to be pretty well healed before he can start taking them.
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CBJWerenski8
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Johansen2Foligno
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The classic "see, you need me" 4 years out from his next deal. Really thinking about the future
He's a goal-oriented young man
Didn't Laine have some injury last year where he came back well before the expected timeline? Maybe he's just one of those guys that heal quick. My step dad's rehab time for any given injury or procedure is usually 75% or less of the expected "minimum" time. Meanwhile, I got mosquito bites from August that are still bothering me.
Well he is an athlete so he will heal faster than the average person. That said if there is no structural damage its probably hard to really guess a timeline but its drastically lower than worst case scenario that could have happened during that play.
AndBoomGoesTheCannon
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Nice! Dr. Domi must’ve been able to squeeze him in for an exam.
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Looks like automatic translations of Finnish are still a bit lacking. 
It's gotten a lot better over the years but here's summary/a couple of clarifications from the original article:
He says the public knows the severity and the location of the injury quite well, it's in the elbow area. Gets better with time. Healing up well so far but no timetable to return yet.
On a scale of 1-10, he comes in at 15, aka bloody annoyed.
He says he had a good summer, good camp, and everyone was excited to start the season, and then the injury strikes. He's skating and doing leg workouts, a little bit of upper body workouts too, and doesn't want to lose his good physical fitness.
Hopes to play in Tampere but nothing has been decided, and he doesn't know if he'll travel with the team if he's not healthy.
Not a whole lot of new info however it's easy to read between the lines that he's (still) fired up for the season.
It's gotten a lot better over the years but here's summary/a couple of clarifications from the original article:He says the public knows the severity and the location of the injury quite well, it's in the elbow area. Gets better with time. Healing up well so far but no timetable to return yet.
On a scale of 1-10, he comes in at 15, aka bloody annoyed.
He says he had a good summer, good camp, and everyone was excited to start the season, and then the injury strikes. He's skating and doing leg workouts, a little bit of upper body workouts too, and doesn't want to lose his good physical fitness.
Hopes to play in Tampere but nothing has been decided, and he doesn't know if he'll travel with the team if he's not healthy.
Not a whole lot of new info however it's easy to read between the lines that he's (still) fired up for the season.
"Most likely, the goal gun will go with him to his hometown, because with the help of the man, it is good to market NHL puck. Laine’s autograph and joint photo are a hot currency among junkies and a little older too."
lol
Farmboy Patty
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Laine will 100% travel with the team, and then tell the coach that he will play one-armed if it comes to that. Laine will score a one-handed backhand and dish out two assists while avoiding all contact except sly slashings and hip checks. The crowd will cheer and Laine will celebrate with a chicken wing dinner. If all of these things come true, I am the Nostradamus of ice hockey 
CBJWerenski8
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