NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE TWENTY-THREE SKIDOO!

[kudymen]

Spite F - Matt Cooke

@JojoTheWhale

I’m going to guess the F doesn’t stand for “forward” there

 

[Lord Defect]

I’m going to guess the F doesn’t stand for “forward” there

He just needs a M and a K to complete the trifecta now.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

The joy is near. Penultimate game tonight. (That means the next to last, Milord.) We've already dumped JOB, and more subtractions are coming. WOO!

We start the day with @Rebels57 on the clock, @CanadianFlyer88 on deck, @Chuck Downie on the lido deck, and the aforementioned moron on the lido afterdeck with f*** knows how many wrong ideas about f*** knows how many things.

I had a great night last night. Right before I went to sleep I scrolled through my soulmate's Instagram page, and it worked like a dream. Literally. I was in Korea and I was living with her and her dad and her brother (an echo of what happened in real life in Sweden the first few months) (except that it was not only a dream, but utterly dreamy). We were cuddling under a blanket on the floor, and I found all these notes left lying around where she had written down things she should do to make me happy. It was ridiculously unrealistic and amazing, and it lasted quite a while before the urine coitus interrupted us.

I also watched a bunch of episodes of the anime "Ace of Diamond," which was also pure joy, but not quite as dreamy. Jeff Darlington just said "If 'ifs' were 'fifths,' we'd all be drunk." Indeed.

 

[BernieParent]

I'm just disappointed that Barnaby was already picked

Does it actually say that spite players cannot be picked multiple times?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

It's like deja vu all over again.

We once again start the day with @Rebels57 on the clock, @CanadianFlyer88 on deck, @Chuck Downie on the lido deck, and the afore-aforementioned moron on the lido afterdeck with f*** knows how many wrong ideas about f*** knows how many things.

Hello?

Bueller?

Anyone?

 

[Beef Invictus]

I am here

 

[Rebels57]

Needless to say, skip me. Im on vacation in Florida and wont be back until tomorrow night. Proceed Quacklings.

 

[BiggE]

Needless to say, skip me. Im on vacation in Florida and wont be back until tomorrow night. Proceed Quacklings.

Where in FL?

 

[Rebels57]

Where in FL?

Fort Lauderdale & Port Saint Lucie...visting some of my wifes family. Weather has been total shit since we got here and will be until we leave lol.

 

[BiggE]

Fort Lauderdale & Port Saint Lucie...visting some of my wifes family. Weather has been total shit since we got here and will be until we leave lol.

Cool, have fun. If you were closer to Jax I’d try to meet up, but St Lucie is about 200 miles away and Lauderdale even further so oh well, lol.

 

[BernieParent]

I am here

Define "here".

 

[Beef Invictus]

Define "here".

Not there

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

I feel like he was picked already, but I didn't find him in the spreadsheet. The Seattle Sockeyes are thrilled to (possibly?) select MC Escher.

@Chuck Downie, 50% chance I need to pick again...

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Chuck Downie, 50% chance I need to pick again...

I think you're all right.

 

[Chuck Downie]

Team Classic Actress

Elsa Lanchester

Elsa Lanchester - Wikipedia

@Lord Defect

 

[Beef Invictus]

You people are not taking the art juggernauts I expected to see taken and that's creating a lot of internal turmoil.

 

[Lord Defect]

We will be spiting Dave poulin for the obvious reason.
@Beef Invictus how mad do you think he is right now?

 

[Beef Invictus]

Oh I didn't realize PancingDanther took Lundqvist already. Shit. Back to the poopin' board.

 

[Beef Invictus]

 

[Beef Invictus]

I am ready! Fabulous Defect! Broken Defect! Scumptious Defect!

I spite BERNIE PARENT

He plays goalie. He owns one of the greatest goalie peaks ever. He was a machine monster. I wouldn't want to face him at full capabilities. He also talked bad about Giroux, so he's lucky he's merely getting handicapped against the Mutineers instead of being put into The Musher.

@Hollywood Cannon! Sparkling Cannon! Hot Cannon! Cuban Cannon!

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

We're going to select someone that is an all around cool guy but he is one of the greats and on a hated team that caused me many a heartache.

We will select Nicklas Lidstrom as one of our team's Spite D.

@DancingPanther please don't disturb that doggo while making your selection.

 

[Magua]

I like how people think we're actually going to play hockey and need stats nerfs, as I select scumbag after scumbag to torment. Ah, well. Back to torturing!

 

[BiggE]

I like how people think we're actually going to play hockey and need stats nerfs, as I select scumbag after scumbag to torment. Ah, well. Back to torturing!

Wow, no one expects the Spanish Inquisition

 

[DancingPanther]

Ok coming up soon

Gotta eat dinner first

 

[DancingPanther]

Team spite: Paul Holmgren. His trades of Richards and Carter, though they worked out, were a direct result of the holier than thou, entitled bullies attitude. How dare Richards and Carter have fun!? When the dry island nonsense broke, it was clearly a message that all players need to follow the culture and be a Flyer, as is determined by the "foundational titans", of course. To boot, it's all hypocritical anyway, because they all drank too when they played half a century ago. He continues to melt this franchise from the inside out with his buddies. Into the cell with you.

@Captain Dave Poulin you're up