NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE TWENTY-THREE SKIDOO!

[Lord Defect]

In the future, people may look back and consider this pick prophetic considering what we all likely will happen in terms of managing the Flyers franchise. I am prepared for despair.

Or if things do go well I can claim that I took him so that I can trade him to @Lord Defect if he picks something I want.

Regardless, thar she blows.

Spite F: Danny Briere

@Magua , what do you think?

This didn’t even cross my mind. Let me know what you want for him though.

 

[ajgoal]

Why are you people still awake?

 

[Magua]

The Honolulu Ghibli leisurely dip into a vat of acid our next Spite Player.......Zac Rinaldo (F)

Sensing a theme with my picks? The epitome of what this trash organization has valued for so long. A talentless smooth brain sociopath with no regard for others -- recidivism as a defining character trait. His entire existence as a player was to make others suffer (and speaking of suffering, he serves as the namesake of one of the biggest trolls on this forum). And because he wasn't a big enough jackass on the ice, he had to recently attend anti-vax rallies off the ice, effectively ending his playing career. After his swim in acid, this shithead can towel off in the colony ship garbage compactor.

*****

@Striiker -- hey, gurl

 

[Lord Defect]

Why are you people still awake?

Don’t be a narc

 

[mja]

Why are you people still awake?

We're grown ass men. Well, most of us are.

 

[Striiker]

Spite D - Robert f***ing Hagg

Known to be a horrible player, coaches pet, and anchor around the neck of Gostisbehere.

f*** this guy for all eternity. Dogshit at literally everything, not an NHL level player in any zone, and even sucked balls in the AHL. A perfect example:

And then imagine being such utter dogshit that you get embarrassed by Rasmus "Finnish Hagg" Ristolainen

@BiggE

 

[mja]

Spite D - Robert f***ing Hagg

Known to be a horrible player, coaches pet, and anchor around the neck of Gostisbehere.

f*** this guy for all eternity. Dogshit at literally everything, not an NHL level player in any zone, and even sucked balls in the AHL. A perfect example:

And then imagine being such utter dogshit that you get embarrassed by Rasmus "Finnish Hagg" Ristolainen

@BiggE

Sorry kid, but he's already been claimed.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I haven't had a chance to update the charts and graphs yet because I zonked out in my chair last night, which is why that pick happened. My bad.

We start the day with @Striiker on the clock, replacing that pick, @BiggE on deck, @Rebels57 on the lido deck, and CelsiusFlyer69 on the West Coast lido afterdeck.

Rather than yammer on in here, I'll go update the shit. Have a nice day.

 

[Striiker]

Sorry kid, but he's already been claimed.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IT WASNT ON THE SPREADSHEET YET

WHYYYYYYY

 

[Striiker]

OK then, I'll just go with the other dipshit.

Spite D - Ivan "Golden Boy" Provorov

Most of you are just bandwagon Provorov haters... I've been shitting on him for years.

He's never once been the teams best D over a whole season and he's the reason Ghost was scapegoated and sent to the 3rd pair for the rest of his time in Philly, yet he has never been punished for his shit play and he continues to be gifted insane usage he doesn't deserve. Low IQ, low skill, high maintenance with an insane ego.

 

[ajgoal]

@Magua

New category: Team Timepiece?

 

[BiggE]

Sadly, this will be our final pick before we are forced to select idiot hockey players.

Team Artist: ALBERT ERNEST (A. E.)“BEANIE” BACKUS

Albert Ernest "A. E." Backus (January 3, 1906 – June 6, 1990), also known as Beanie Backus, was an American artist famous for his vivid Florida landscapes.

Such as:

and

Methgators Nation is proud to add Beanie Backus to our twisted family. @Rebels57 it’s your time to wake, bake and find someone (preferably not an idiot hockey player) to take.

 

[ajgoal]

Sadly, this will be our final pick before we are forced to select idiot hockey players.

Look on the bright side. You get to make the idiot hockey players' lives miserable. Turnabout, and all that.

 

[BiggE]

Look on the bright side. You get to make the idiot hockey players' lives miserable. Turnabout, and all that.

In that case, I wish I wasn’t limited to only 6. @Captain Dave Poulin , how about a 2nd spite unit for the next phase?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

In that case, I wish I wasn’t limited to only 6. @Captain Dave Poulin , how about a 2nd spite unit for the next phase?

Not next phase, which is already set, but maybe after that. If that's what people want.

 

[ajgoal]

Man, coming up on a quarter century. Where has the time gone?

 

[BiggE]

Man, coming up on a quarter century. Where has the time gone?

25 years? I have concert t-shirts older than that!

 

[Striiker]

Man, coming up on a quarter century. Where has the time gone?

I was 12 when we started and I just recently turned 30.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Every time I walk by this house, I chuckle. Locking electric security gate with cameras all over it and an intercom system to let people in. Private Property signs. Not once inch of fencing in any direction.

 

[mja]

I was 12 when we started and I just recently turned 13.

Fixed. Nice try.

 

[Striiker]

Every time I walk by this house, I chuckle. Locking electric security gate with cameras all over it and an intercom system to let people in. Private Property signs. Not once inch of fencing in any direction.

Isn’t that where Dwayne Johnson’s parents live?

 

[Asnito]

First MethGator the movie now Beef the series, who's next?

Beef (TV Series 2023– ) ⭐ 8.0 | Comedy, Drama

30m | 18

www.imdb.com

 

[Lord Defect]

First MethGator the movie now Beef the series, who's next?

Beef (TV Series 2023– ) ⭐ 8.0 | Comedy, Drama

30m | 18

www.imdb.com

Excuse me, I was first.

 

[Asnito]

Excuse me, WE WERE FIRST.
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[ajgoal]

25 years? I have concert t-shirts older than that!

You should change clothes now and then.