NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOURTEEN! Part One!

[Asnito]

I feel like I'm alone on here in liking Sam Kinison. Kinison was a former Pentacostal Preacher and even Bern doesn't like him.

I find him humorous, and I am going to use him for our actor swap. Sam Kinison will replace well

Spoiler: Bad Yoda

 

[mja]

For our hill to die on we are going with tattoos. I'm personally not really a fan but I dig them if they're done as a remembrance of someone in your life or if you were part of a group such as the military or a sports team and get them to commemorate that shared experience.

What I can't stand are people who get them on their necks or full arm(aka a sleave) in an effort to look cool or tough.

I semi understand it when a guy does it but my true 'Hill to die on' is when a girl has them. It's just trashy looking. You could take the most beautiful/classy woman who's a solid '10' and it would instantly knock her down to a 6 at best.

To sum up for Cap 'sleave' tattoos on women are nasty.

This is not quite the same thing, but I drafted bad tattoos as my pet peeve or whatever in an earlier phase.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

This is not quite the same thing, but I drafted bad tattoos as my pet peeve or whatever in an earlier phase.

It's different enough.

 

[Asnito]

This is not quite the same thing, but I drafted bad tattoos as my pet peeve or whatever in an earlier phase.

If cap rejects it I'm sure I can come up with something else. On the bad tattoo front does this count

Spoiler: That's a good kitty

 

[mja]

If cap rejects it I'm sure I can come up with something else. On the bad tattoo front does this count

Spoiler: That's a good kitty

I don't understand people.

 

[Asnito]

I don't understand people.

I'm not going to go looking for it but years ago I saw one where a chick got flames tattooed all around where the sun doesn't shine

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@BernieParent is up, but I kind of doubt he is still up.

 

[Asnito]

Hey Cap that isn't you with the cat tattoo is it?

Also how is Alice doing? Feel free to post more pics.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Hey Cap that isn't you with the cat tattoo is it?

Also how is Alice doing? Feel free to post more pics.

I don't have tattoos. She is fine and eating like a horse.

 

[BernieParent]

"For our last selection in this Draft phase, the owners of the Tampa Bay FireSticks thought we would have a bit of ridiculous fun. While other franchises made very thoughtful choices for actor swaps, we want to pursue the ironic like a few others. In the role of Conan the Barbarian -- send us the bill, whoever owns this film -- we will subtract Arnold Schwarzenegger and replace him with ...



(Hopefully this works.)

"And with that, we retire to think fondly of our most recent draft picks and to await @CanadianFlyer88's next and final selection."

 

[Asnito]

"For our last selection in this Draft phase, the owners of the Tampa Bay FireSticks thought we would have a bit of ridiculous fun. While other franchises made very thoughtful choices for actor swaps, we want to pursue the ironic like a few others. In the role of Conan the Barbarian -- send us the bill, whoever owns this film -- we will subtract Arnold Schwarzenegger and replace him with ...



(Hopefully this works.)

"And with that, we retire to think fondly of our most recent draft picks and to await @CanadianFlyer88's next and final selection."

Best part of that is that makes Defect Mr Rogers. Well done

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Best part of that is that makes Defect Mr Rogers. Well done

#Levels

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

We left this until out final selection of this phase because we weren't really sure what direction we would take it. There are plenty of "babes" as much as there are plenty of "Babes". And, in that, I suppose we'll target a babe Babe.

She made her name in tabloid journalism, but is actually real journalist at heart. Supposedly hailing from Winchestertonfieldville, Iowa, she ultimately fell for a billionaire pizza guy that owned (at least temporarily) a professional sports franchise (not Mike Ilitch).

The Seattle Sockeyes are pleased to select Babe Bennett as our team "Babe".

@JojoTheWhale, do not, under any circumstances, underestimate the sneakiness.

 

[Asnito]

Hey Cap and HC I think we should revisit the 'Hill to Die On' in future rounds. It's tickling my inner spite and I would like to have another bite.

 

[Lord Defect]

For our hill to die on we are going with tattoos. I'm personally not really a fan but I dig them if they're done as a remembrance of someone in your life or if you were part of a group such as the military or a sports team and get them to commemorate that shared experience.

What I can't stand are people who get them on their necks or full arm(aka a sleave) in an effort to look cool or tough.

I semi understand it when a guy does it but my true 'Hill to die on' is when a girl has them. It's just trashy looking. You could take the most beautiful/classy woman who's a solid '10' and it would instantly knock her down to a 6 at best.

To sum up for Cap 'sleave' tattoos on women are nasty.

This is actually not a bad hill, unlike your unoriginal band name

 

[Lord Defect]

Best part of that is that makes Defect Mr Rogers. Well done

Mr Rogers was a terrific human being. I have no problem with that

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Rather than use this for something witty or clever, our Actor Swap is going to be used to remove a painfully unfunny person from a great show purely for selfish reasons.

Jeff Green --> John Goodman in Curb Your Enthusiasm

The rest of this writeup has been RANCHed until a future date.

@Captain Dave Poulin I'm not entirely sure who to tag here. Starberry and Defect are both done, I think? That would make it @Young Sandwich?

 

[Lord Defect]

Rather than use this for something witty or clever, our Actor Swap is going to be used to remove a painfully unfunny person from a great show purely for selfish reasons.

Jeff Green --> John Goodman in Curb Your Enthusiasm

The rest of this writeup has been RANCHed until a future date.

@Captain Dave Poulin I'm not entirely sure who to tag here. Starberry and Defect are both done, I think? That would make it @Young Sandwich?

I’m not done. I’m also not ready. I have a shitbag left to pick

ok I have someone in mind

 

[Rebels57]

Rather than use this for something witty or clever, our Actor Swap is going to be used to remove a painfully unfunny person from a great show purely for selfish reasons.

Jeff Green --> John Goodman in Curb Your Enthusiasm

The rest of this writeup has been RANCHed until a future date.

@Captain Dave Poulin I'm not entirely sure who to tag here. Starberry and Defect are both done, I think? That would make it @Young Sandwich?

Is this supposed to be Jeff Garlin?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Is this supposed to be Jeff Garlin?

Jeff Greene is the character in Curb played by Jeff Garlin so still technically correct.

 

[Rebels57]

Jeff Greene is the character in Curb played by Jeff Garlin so still technically correct.

Its early

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I’m not done. I’m also not ready. I have a shitbag left to pick

ok I have someone in mind

Great, excellent. So go.

 

[BernieParent]

I'm not going to go looking for it but years ago I saw one where a chick got flames tattooed all around where the sun doesn't shine

Memeorrhoids

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Holy f***ing f***. Gezundheit's younger brother, Aristophanes, is on TV again, on a f***ing TUESDAY. F***'s sake, he's an idiot.

Speaking of which, @Lord Defect is on the clock to start the day. About an hour ago he said he had thought of someone and had his pick, but of course he didn't actually pick it. He might pick (badly) while I am (badly) typing this out, but I don't have a lot of hope. @Young Sandwich is on deck with a babe to pick. I'm not saying that we should all expect a babe thread, because there are no babe threads, but if I were you I would expect a babe thread. The thing about that massive pervert is that he is a massive pervert - the other thing about that massive pervert is that if and when he creates a babe thread, it will be worth seeing, so that's good, so enjoy it, but don't be a pig about it. Bigg Florida Man is finished with the phase, so @pit is on the lido deck ready to pick a fictional owner for my brother. mja is on the lido afterdeck with a literal member slot to stuff, and I know for a fact that he will plug it with some shit, which is the whole point of the exercise, innit.

For everyone participating in the Supplemental Supergroup 2 Superdraft, I will launch that today at some point. It will be its own thread separate from PHASE 15! Just a little hint for that and everything else - when you search the spreadsheet, remember that typing sometimes goes awry, so if a name doesn't show up when you search the last name, maybe try a search with the first name before you pick.

Before we can do that, I need GKJ to make his make-up pick, but he probably won't put the bong down, so I am not going to hold my breath. We also need Spite Supergroup names from Chuckles and Starberry. I thought Starberry already gave me one, but I can't find it, so if anyone sees it somewhere let me know.

That show "Bulgasal" is fairly terrible through five episodes. I wish I could stop watching it.

 

[Lord Defect]

We at the Stay Pufts cannot stand this man. He has spent years peddling one snake oil after another and often shitting on last weeks oil in favor of whichever is paying him more. Thanks to the namesake of caps favorite (if not official, I can’t remember) gif, he’s brainwashed millions of soccer moms in the Midwest.
We’re snagging him on a technicality as he doesn’t sing, but has sung at least once.
He will be playing a custom instrument consisting of gargling his various snake oils, and playing various percussion instruments with his face, such as walls and kegs. (In case this puts me on a list, this is purely hypothetical and fantasy and in no way real)

Unwelcome to Asnito Dr. Oz.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_WMKiP12uGk



@Captain Dave Poulin who is up now?