NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOURTEEN! Part One!

Lord Defect

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Nov 13, 2013
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Holy f***ing f***. Gezundheit's younger brother, Aristophanes, is on TV again, on a f***ing TUESDAY. F***'s sake, he's an idiot.

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Speaking of which, @Lord Defect is on the clock to start the day. About an hour ago he said he had thought of someone and had his pick, but of course he didn't actually pick it. He might pick (badly) while I am (badly) typing this out, but I don't have a lot of hope. @Young Sandwich is on deck with a babe to pick. I'm not saying that we should all expect a babe thread, because there are no babe threads, but if I were you I would expect a babe thread. The thing about that massive pervert is that he is a massive pervert - the other thing about that massive pervert is that if and when he creates a babe thread, it will be worth seeing, so that's good, so enjoy it, but don't be a pig about it. Bigg Florida Man is finished with the phase, so @pit is on the lido deck ready to pick a fictional owner for my brother. mja is on the lido afterdeck with a literal member slot to stuff, and I know for a fact that he will plug it with some shit, which is the whole point of the exercise, innit.

For everyone participating in the Supplemental Supergroup 2 Superdraft, I will launch that today at some point. It will be its own thread separate from PHASE 15! Just a little hint for that and everything else - when you search the spreadsheet, remember that typing sometimes goes awry, so if a name doesn't show up when you search the last name, maybe try a search with the first name before you pick.

Before we can do that, I need GKJ to make his make-up pick, but he probably won't put the bong down, so I am not going to hold my breath. We also need Spite Supergroup names from Chuckles and Starberry. I thought Starberry already gave me one, but I can't find it, so if anyone sees it somewhere let me know.

That show "Bulgasal" is fairly terrible through five episodes. I wish I could stop watching it.
Hey you got a gif of dr Oz playing his new instrument, sweet!
 

Young Sandwich

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If you've been paying even a little bit of attention, you know The Sexpos already have a babe. She just fell under the actor/actress category since babe threads were frowned upon...until now. JK, no babe threads, just babe picks. NO BABE THREADS. That said, we will be making things official by promoting our current Team Actress to Team Babe. Alexandra Daddario, come on down.

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Team Babe - Alexandra Daddario

With the paperwork filed and that internal transaction complete, we now need a replacement for our Team Actor/Actress. Daddario left a pretty sizable hole to fill there. One that was supposed to be filled by Ana De Armas before @mja decided to pick her "because he found a gif he liked". What a cop out. It's fine though, we obviously had several back ups at the ready for just this occasion. So without further ado, we'd like to welcome the newest Sexpo to Montreal.


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Team Actress - Olga Kurylenko

@pit NO BABE THREADS DUDE. THIS WAS TASTEFUL, ELEGANT, AND RESPECTFUL. DON'T YOU DARE.
 

Captain Dave Poulin

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Team Babe - Alexandra Daddario

With the paperwork filed and that internal transaction complete, we now need a replacement for our Team Actor/Actress. Daddario left a pretty sizable hole to fill there. One that was supposed to be filled by Ana De Armas before @mja decided to pick her "because he found a gif he liked". What a cop out. It's fine though, we obviously had several back ups at the ready for just this occasion. So without further ado, w

Team Actress - Olga Kurylenko

@pit NO BABE THREADS DUDE. THIS WAS TASTEFUL, ELEGANT, AND RESPECTFUL. DON'T YOU DARE.

I was so tempted to do the same thing, because Ji-hyunie is my bae, but I thought that would be lame. You have shown that it is possible when in capably perverted hands.
 

Asnito

Blood Rival to a Briere Simp
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Hey Cap after some reflection on what I thought was a good actor swap only to have Bern come in and show me that I'm still playing on the JV team the actor swap category has a lot of potential left.

Next time you sit down with the boss see how you guys feel about another actor swap and hill to die on.:thumbu:
 

pit

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Jun 25, 2005
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I have been thinking about Team Fictional Owner in much the same way the writers of the old Marvel comic title (and now animated tv series that I have just started and finding underwhelming thus far) What If? might have approached the idea. Some of those were small subtle changes that caused massive upheaval and others are just massive reversals that ultimately don't make changes one would expect.

In my fictional owner head canon, we're going to go for a very different kind of owner and we'll just see whether we end up with more of the same or radical difference.

What If...The Team Owner for the Las Vegas Desert Ducks didn't believe in the concept of private property?

Team Fictional Owner for @Hollywood Couturier : Karl Marx.

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@mja , history repeats itself, first as tragedy, then as picks.
 

Hollywood Cannon

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I have been thinking about Team Fictional Owner in much the same way the writers of the old Marvel comic title (and now animated tv series that I have just started and finding underwhelming thus far) What If? might have approached the idea. Some of those were small subtle changes that caused massive upheaval and others are just massive reversals that ultimately don't make changes one would expect.

In my fictional owner head canon, we're going to go for a very different kind of owner and we'll just see whether we end up with more of the same or radical difference.

What If...The Team Owner for the Las Vegas Desert Ducks didn't believe in the concept of private property?

Team Fictional Owner for @Hollywood Couturier : Karl Marx.

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@mja , history repeats itself, first as tragedy, then as picks.
What the f***.
 

Asnito

Blood Rival to a Briere Simp
Mar 2, 2017
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I have been thinking about Team Fictional Owner in much the same way the writers of the old Marvel comic title (and now animated tv series that I have just started and finding underwhelming thus far) What If? might have approached the idea. Some of those were small subtle changes that caused massive upheaval and others are just massive reversals that ultimately don't make changes one would expect.

In my fictional owner head canon, we're going to go for a very different kind of owner and we'll just see whether we end up with more of the same or radical difference.

What If...The Team Owner for the Las Vegas Desert Ducks didn't believe in the concept of private property?

Team Fictional Owner for @Hollywood Couturier : Karl Marx.

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@mja , history repeats itself, first as tragedy, then as picks.
That is a top 3 pick this draft and my vote for #1, chapeau:DD
 

mja

Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
Jan 7, 2005
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Alright so I know that I have given off the vibe that I know nothing about music and for that reason I would not be selecting musicians for a long time. The former is true. The latter has changed after "discussing" things with my Official Team Musician, @Sombastate we're going to select as the first member of our Spite Band... Kurt Cobain.

Please direct any and all anger or applause towards @Sombastate. I was given two bands that were "the worst" in his eyes and for that reason we went straight to the top with the head honcho.


@Chuck Downie you're up.

Noted.

For the final member of [LIVERWURST], the NJFZ select @Sombastate. Now, before you rush to tell me that he is ineligible because he is the Desert Ducks musician, he does not appear on the spreadsheet, and I declare him to be a fraud posing as some surely nice chap named Gregory Michael Davis. A fraud, I tell you! What proof have we that @Sombastate and GMD are in fact the same person? None, whatsoever!

I am dying on this hill! Mark it, dude!

@Hurricane28
 

Hollywood Cannon

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Noted.

For the final member of [LIVERWURST], the NJFZ select @Sombastate. Now, before you rush to tell me that he is ineligible because he is the Desert Ducks musician, he does not appear on the spreadsheet, and I declare him to be a fraud posing as some surely nice chap named Gregory Michael Davis. A fraud, I tell you! What proof have we that @Sombastate and GMD are in fact the same person? None, whatsoever!

I am dying on this hill! Mark it, dude!

@Hurricane28
Invalid selection.


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The Las Vegas Mighty Ducks are prepared to hand over all musical and creative matters to Las Vegas' own Gregory Michael Davis. He will be filling our Team Band / Musician / Whatever position. Gregory is a noted Golden Knights hater and we look forward to providing him with a hometown franchise that can make him proud.

As I type this he is recovering from DJing in the wild town of Vegas but when he's done doing that this weekend he will be creating a team jingle which will be unveiled at a later time.

Now you're probably wondering who the hell is Gregory Michael Davis? Well let me tell you... or better yet let Spotify tell you.



He also goes by the alias of @Sombastate

Show him some support.

 

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