I ate chicken again last night. Now the guilt is eating me. Isn't it analogous? Don't you think?
We start the day with
@Strawberry Fields on the clock. Unless I'm mistaken, he sealed his Spite Supergroup, so he only has a babe to select to finish off this phase. He also needs to give me the name of his Spite Supergroup.
@Lord Defect is on deck. Oi. FML. He needs to pick a lawyer and a hill to die on, and the latter is something I have been dreading since this phase started. He's going to f*** it up - it's just a matter of waiting to see how.
@Young Sandwich is on the lido deck with a babe and a lawyer to select, as well as a character to represent yours truly. I have been dreading that, too, but I know he can happily surprise me if he so chooses. Florida Man is on the lido afterdeck after that, and he will be picking his crushing sports moment. Remembering the moment he chooses is going to suck - not because he picked it, but because it's a crushing sports moment, and I am pretty sure it involves the Flyers, about whom everything sucks. We can't even enjoy their past titles because the people responsible for them are now making sure we never win again. Earth Prime, amirite?
We are supposed to get a punishing winter storm starting this afternoon or tonight and lasting until Thursday, but it might and probably will just Sanhero out and piss rain instead. The past year has been dry as balls, so at least there will be some precipitation. Having said that in a way that makes me sound reasonable and emotionally balanced, I am going to be inconsolable and bitch non-stop if we don't get snow.
Speaking of bitch, my f***ing download of "Justified" Season 4 lacks the first episode. So you just go out and get that episode, right? Right, unless that bitch isn't available on its own. You should have seen how hard I Oprahed the f***ing computer screen when I found out all of that yesterday. I'm surprised this lappy is still functioning. Maybe I should shoot a puck at its face.