Someone brought up the band Loverboy the other day, and it reminded me of their hit single "Hot Squirrels in Love."
I wish they had sung it in Finnish, but you can't ask a New Wave Power Pop Rock Canadian band from Vancouver (via Calgary) to do anything. Just look how confused they are about their own genre, or at least how confused I am. I'll be honest, I'm very tired and my typing is going very, very poorly. I'm even having trouble figuring out who is up, so I'm stalling for time. I guess the point is that you can't trust anyone from British Columbia. The Mounties there take their mooses right into the water and fight crime from the saddle in the middle of lakes and rivers and whatnot. True story. I've always wondered if mooses eat syrup. I know that there is no such thing as "mooses," but I like the way it sounds.
OK, I think I've got it now. We start the day with
@ajgoal on the clock. He has two holes to stuff, a babe, and a hill to die on to pick. I wonder if he'll pick "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place" as his hill to die on, even though that sounds like hills. I am up after him, and I hope my brain deterioration slows down enough to allow me to choose something.
@DancingPanther is on the lido deck with nary an opening other than musician slots to plug. He has to pick at least one more, so he will pick that next. I'm not telling him what to do - I am just reporting on what has to be done.
@GKJ is on the lido afterdeck with an actor swap and three shitbag slots available. If and when my drag alter ego Billie Eyelash releases an album, I will dedicate my first single, "Bad Guy/Girl," to him, because he is the Villains, only singular.
At some point after this hateful phase we are going to have to review our RIVALS and decide who they are again after I shuffled the deck for the Fictional Owner category. We also have to give me the Spite Supergroup names. There's no rush - I'd personally like to be less nutty when I am taking care of bureaucratic duties, innit.