It will be hilarious watching you trying to make me.
NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOURTEEN! Part One!
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It will be hilarious watching you trying to make me.
Lord Defect
Secretary of Blowtorching
- Nov 13, 2013
- 18,799
- 34,845
I now offer whomever took power negation as their power free oxygen to stand next to you whenever I think it’s funny.
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
Lord Defect
Secretary of Blowtorching
- Nov 13, 2013
- 18,799
- 34,845
You have maybe two “good” years left old man. You can borrow the oxygen.
Lord Defect
Secretary of Blowtorching
- Nov 13, 2013
- 18,799
- 34,845
Can we get a mod to ban this guy. He’s clearly hacking.
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
I am Bulrog and I have lots and lots of powers.
mja
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
Remember, Defective One, I own the Star and hence control oxygen production, and I'm offering it free of charge to all in the QV, just so long as they aren't defective or an annoying redheaded middle schooler who may or may not be Sandy Duncan in green tights.
BernieParent
In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
May I claim the power to live in a really small suburban corner of the QuackVerse, preferably at the end of a cul-de-sac?
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
You can claim whatever you want, bb.
You are basically the city planner of that part of the Quackverse known as "Tampa Bay." There isn't a "South," per se, but if there were, that's where you would be. I will explain all of this more specifically in the future.
Lord Defect
Secretary of Blowtorching
- Nov 13, 2013
- 18,799
- 34,845
I claim the house next door and have Merlin move it uncomfortably closer.
Striiker
Former Flyers Fan
I haven’t even done anything and also please remember that I’m a hostage. Send me back to Earth at any time.
Lord Defect
Secretary of Blowtorching
- Nov 13, 2013
- 18,799
- 34,845
ajgoal
Almost always never serious
- Jun 29, 2015
- 9,850
- 28,596
Relax. Have fun. Have chicken nuggs with Duane.
mja
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
Quit your whining. You are always whining. This is why you're going to have to pay an exorbitant price just to be able to breathe in the QV.
mja
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
I had no idea about any of this, but it's all terrible. That last bit sounds like my own personal hell.
Lord Defect
Secretary of Blowtorching
- Nov 13, 2013
- 18,799
- 34,845
He gets a pass until he’s 18.
Quit your whining. You are always whining. This is why you're going to have to pay an exorbitant price just to be able to breathe in the QV.
I had no idea either until I did a deep dive. It's disturbing to say the least.
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
Hey, no one is laying a finger on my grandkid!
Quit your whining. You are always whining. This is why you're going to have to pay an exorbitant price just to be able to breathe in the QV.
With the exception of me and @Starat327 of course.
mja
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
You have no say in this, may I remind you. And he's never going to be 18. Peter Pan doesn't age, even if he's really a middle-aged woman.
You're so pretty, oh so pretty ... VAY-C***!
OMG I want to punish him so bad. Crowbars, two-by-fours, quarterstaffs, bazookas, atom bombs. What a serial uberknob that c*** is. F***.
We start the day with @Strawberry Fields on the clock. I think he must be busy at the moment, so we'll give him until Noon and hopefully he will have time to come on. Hope everything is well, Starberry. @JojoTheWhale is on deck, and there is one thing I know about him and his last literal member slot - he will have an almost impossible time finding a literally smaller and figuratively bigger douchebag than the wee tiny wiener Glenn F. Danzig. What a prick. What a pick. @Striiker is on the lido deck in leg chains as our hostage. I don't feel super great about kidnapping a 12-year-old, but I do feel super great about having him here, because it will do him good to be exposed to something that isn't competitive Counter-Strike matches on Twitcher. CanadianFlyer88 is on the lido afterdeck just fuming. He is so full of anger. I almost regret having all these spite categories because it allows him to indulge all of his angry impulses and just rage at everything and everyone. The other day, in one of his crazy outbursts, I heard him shout "Pour some syrup on me!" at the top of his lungs after he pwned some fool in the hockey threads. He's so weird.
Just a quick warning - there is an infestation over there in one of the normal threads. So tread carefully. And then attack.
OMG I want to punish him so bad. Crowbars, two-by-fours, quarterstaffs, bazookas, atom bombs. What a serial uberknob that c*** is. F***.
We start the day with @Strawberry Fields on the clock. I think he must be busy at the moment, so we'll give him until Noon and hopefully he will have time to come on. Hope everything is well, Starberry. @JojoTheWhale is on deck, and there is one thing I know about him and his last literal member slot - he will have an almost impossible time finding a literally smaller and figuratively bigger douchebag than the wee tiny wiener Glenn F. Danzig. What a prick. What a pick. @Striiker is on the lido deck in leg chains as our hostage. I don't feel super great about kidnapping a 12-year-old, but I do feel super great about having him here, because it will do him good to be exposed to something that isn't competitive Counter-Strike matches on Twitcher. CanadianFlyer88 is on the lido afterdeck just fuming. He is so full of anger. I almost regret having all these spite categories because it allows him to indulge all of his angry impulses and just rage at everything and everyone. The other day, in one of his crazy outbursts, I heard him shout "Pour some syrup on me!" at the top of his lungs after he pwned some fool in the hockey threads. He's so weird.
Just a quick warning - there is an infestation over there in one of the normal threads. So tread carefully. And then attack.
DancingPanther
Foundational Titan
- Jun 19, 2018
- 33,787
- 72,042
Wait what's the infestationYou're so pretty, oh so pretty ... VAY-C***!
OMG I want to punish him so bad. Crowbars, two-by-fours, quarterstaffs, bazookas, atom bombs. What a serial uberknob that c*** is. F***.
We start the day with @Strawberry Fields on the clock. I think he must be busy at the moment, so we'll give him until Noon and hopefully he will have time to come on. Hope everything is well, Starberry. @JojoTheWhale is on deck, and there is one thing I know about him and his last literal member slot - he will have an almost impossible time finding a literally smaller and figuratively bigger douchebag than the wee tiny wiener Glenn F. Danzig. What a prick. What a pick. @Striiker is on the lido deck in leg chains as our hostage. I don't feel super great about kidnapping a 12-year-old, but I do feel super great about having him here, because it will do him good to be exposed to something that isn't competitive Counter-Strike matches on Twitcher. CanadianFlyer88 is on the lido afterdeck just fuming. He is so full of anger. I almost regret having all these spite categories because it allows him to indulge all of his angry impulses and just rage at everything and everyone. The other day, in one of his crazy outbursts, I heard him shout "Pour some syrup on me!" at the top of his lungs after he pwned some fool in the hockey threads. He's so weird.
Just a quick warning - there is an infestation over there in one of the normal threads. So tread carefully. And then attack.
It rhymes with "The Badrigal."
DancingPanther
Foundational Titan
- Jun 19, 2018
- 33,787
- 72,042
Lol, Igor has had him locked up for years
