NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOURTEEN! Part One!

[BiggE]

@Young Sandwich , put down that BLT and come make a choice!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I am a man of my word and will still do a solid for @Captain Dave Poulin and free him up a spite slot by taking this next wastrel into our a capella torture crew.

Circling back to my hatred of mainstream music in the late 90s, we're talking a crown jewel with this choice. Once record labels had finished co-opting or destroying any decent group outside of their notice prior to the dawn of the decade, they decided they needed to manufacture the sound. Shockingly, the authenticity and originality that made so many prior groups truly excellent was wholly absent in these walking, talked faux-alternative crap machines.

To take this musical dickery even further, our pick also went and recorded vocals on one of the most overplayed songs of 1999, closing the century on one long, sordid brown note.

Rob Thomas, lead singer of Matchbox Twenty or Matchbox 20 or MB20 or whatever idiotic moniker you go by, saddle up f*cknut. But before we damn you to hell, describe your brain for us.

Exactly.

Sadly, this brings me to the end of Spite picking, which is a shame because much like Steve Rogers before taking steroids...

@BiggE , it's (almost) 3 PM you must be pickin'.

Oh, you bastard. I had the best plan for him. I'll have to apply it to someone else. Great pick.

That song you are talking about, is it that abortion with Carlos f***ing Santana? Holy f***, is that ever some ear poison.

He's a c***.

EDIT: Also, it's "Robb" Thomas, and has been ever since I decided it should be.

 

[pit]

Oh, you bastard. I had the best plan for him. I'll have to apply it to someone else. Great pick.

That song you are talking about, is it that abortion with Carlos f***ing Santana? Holy f***, is that ever some ear poison.

He's a c***.

EDIT: Also, it's "Robb" Thomas, and has been ever since I decided it should be.

Aw drat, I was trying to help. I am happy to sub in one of my many many options if you want him.

And yes, it's Smooth by Carlos Santana featuring Robbbbb Thomas.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Aw drat, I was trying to help. I am happy to sub in one of my many many options if you want him.

And yes, it's Smooth by Carlos Santana featuring Robbbbb Thomas.

That f***ing thing is so horrific that I contemplated shoving sharpened pencils into my eardrums and never hearing sound again just so that I would be sure to never be subjected to that abomination ever again. I'd like to measure my blood pressure just before and just after that song starts playing so I could put an exact number on how much I hate it. Holy f***, do both of them suck ass. Not just regular ass either, but dirty monkey ass.

 

[DancingPanther]

I still need your Supergroup name - you are the only one I am waiting on.

I'm going with Croc and Roll

 

[BiggE]

Up next, with our actor swap will be,

 

[Striiker]

@Captain Dave Poulin

I’m just now realizing that you had people pick lawyers when I already own them all…

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Captain Dave Poulin

I’m just now realizing that you had people pick lawyers when I already own them all…

Speak to my brother, please. And if he is not available, talk to the hand.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I'm going with Croc and Roll

Thank you kindly.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Since Cap went ahead and stole one of the Two Princes for his Spite Band, we had to pivot a bit to add our final member of Compulsory Castration. Fortunately for us, we didn't have to look too far from the trashcan that is the Spin Doctors to find our guy. This shitstain was part of the original band (The Trucking Company) that eventually became the Spin Doctors after his departure. His other crime against humanity of a project was none other than:



"The two groups would often share the stage, playing non-stop concerts of multiple sets." I'd rather repeatedly stab my ear holes with hot soldering irons than listen to that hellbeast of a combination.

I'm embarrassed to share a state with this spreader of ear poison. Welcome to the memberless club, you f***ing king of the neckbeards hack. Nice hat.

(Soon to be Mutilated) Member (literally) - John Popper

@Lord Defect "Suck it in suck it in suck it in If you're Rin Tin Tin or Anne Boleyn"

 

[Rebels57]

Since Cap went ahead and stole one of the Two Princes for his Spite Band, we had to pivot a bit to add our final member of Compulsory Castration. Fortunately for us, we didn't have to look too far from the trashcan that is the Spin Doctors to find our guy. This shitstain was part of the original band (The Trucking Company) that eventually became the Spin Doctors after his departure. His other crime against humanity of a project was none other than:



"The two groups would often share the stage, playing non-stop concerts of multiple sets." I'd rather repeatedly stab my ear holes with hot soldering irons than listen to that hellbeast of a combination.

I'm embarrassed to share a state with this spreader of ear poison. Welcome to the memberless club, you f***ing king of the neckbeards hack. Nice hat.

(Soon to be Mutilated) Member (literally) - John Popper

@Lord Defect "Suck it in suck it in suck it in If you're Rin Tin Tin or Anne Boleyn"

This was my next pick

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@pit with the latest pick by @Young Sandwich, I propose that we assign Robb Thomas to sweep all the granola up off the floor of the (literal) penal cabin. We can still puke all over the place in there when we hear the various shitbags practicing and he'll just have to deal with it, as well as all the blood.

 

[pit]

@pit with the latest pick by @Young Sandwich, I propose that we assign Robb Thomas to sweep all the granola up off the floor of the (literal) penal cabin. We can still puke all over the place in there when we hear the various shitbags practicing and he'll just have to deal with it, as well as all the blood.

I propose we put Robbb in a cell under Popper and Spin doctor with a grated floor. All of the falling granola (and any other detritus) will fall into a catch-basin that will filter into one tube that goes directly into Robbbbb's mouth.

The other end of Robbbbb will have a tube coming out of it that is attached directly to Fred Durst's mouth below.

Human cell-tipede.

 

[Lord Defect]

I have no clue what I’m taking next. Give me a few minutes here

 

[Lord Defect]

Alright, the Pufts will take Salma Hayek for our team babe.
Do your own research on what she looks like you pervs.
@Strawberry Fields

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I propose we put Robbb in a cell under Popper and Spin doctor with a grated floor. All of the falling granola (and any other detritus) will fall into a catch-basin that will filter into one tube that goes directly into Robbbbb's mouth.

The other end of Robbbbb will have a tube coming out of it that is attached directly to Fred Durst's mouth below.

Human cell-tipede.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Hollywood Couturier you still need to pick your pick.

 

[Young Sandwich]

I propose we put Robbb in a cell under Popper and Spin doctor with a grated floor. All of the falling granola (and any other detritus) will fall into a catch-basin that will filter into one tube that goes directly into Robbbbb's mouth.

The other end of Robbbbb will have a tube coming out of it that is attached directly to Fred Durst's mouth below.

Human cell-tipede.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@Hollywood Couturier you still need to pick your pick.

Thanks. I will probably soon. Coming down from the angst of that game and still recovering from sleeping in a recliner.

 

[BernieParent]

@Captain Dave Poulin

I’m just now realizing that you had people pick lawyers when I already own them all…

I was wondering when this would be addressed.

 

[Lord Defect]

Since Cap went ahead and stole one of the Two Princes for his Spite Band, we had to pivot a bit to add our final member of Compulsory Castration. Fortunately for us, we didn't have to look too far from the trashcan that is the Spin Doctors to find our guy. This shitstain was part of the original band (The Trucking Company) that eventually became the Spin Doctors after his departure. His other crime against humanity of a project was none other than:



"The two groups would often share the stage, playing non-stop concerts of multiple sets." I'd rather repeatedly stab my ear holes with hot soldering irons than listen to that hellbeast of a combination.

I'm embarrassed to share a state with this spreader of ear poison. Welcome to the memberless club, you f***ing king of the neckbeards hack. Nice hat.

(Soon to be Mutilated) Member (literally) - John Popper

@Lord Defect "Suck it in suck it in suck it in If you're Rin Tin Tin or Anne Boleyn"

Wait, why is he wearing a sword? Is he at a renaissance fair?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@Captain Dave Poulin

I’m just now realizing that you had people pick lawyers when I already own them all…

Because I said so.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I was wondering when this would be addressed.

Bern, it's kind of like someone who chose "Oxygen" complaining that we are all breathing, or someone who chose "The Internet" complaining that we logged on here to make our picks - when you go supreme galaxy brain, you get what you get.

 

[Lord Defect]

Bern, it's kind of like someone who chose "Oxygen" complaining that we are all breathing, or someone who chose "The Internet" complaining that we logged on here to make our picks - when you go supreme galaxy brain, you get what you get.

We’re on earth still. You’re breathing earth air. In the quack verse you’ll be paying for your oxygen.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

We’re on earth still. You’re breathing earth air. In the quack verse you’ll be paying for your oxygen.

I have the power to have all the powers so no I will not.