NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - FRESH DOWN THERE PHASE NINETEEN!

[CanadianFlyer88]

Well, I’m 2000 miles from the mainland in Polynesia. Not sure how I did that.

He can get creative though.

List of Swedish place names in the United States - Wikipedia

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There are way more Stockholms than I expected, but Stockholm, Iowa seems perfect.

 

[ajgoal]

OOOOH. He can be the "Stockholm (Iowa) Syndrome"

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

He can make a “shell” corporation in a US city but actually operate in Sweden. Similar to how companies are in Delaware for its tax haven.

Yep. Just needs to be in the name. I'm basically based out of Tokyo approximately 365 days per year.

 

[BiggE]

I don’t understand the Sweden thing. Italy should be where to look for a city name. Why? Italy is the boot, a boot is a shoe, feet go in shoes and toes grow on feet. I would suggest Rome, GA. The Roma Aromas has nice, footlike, ring to it. And, BONUS POINTS, a footlike stench.

 

[Lord Defect]

You need to stop thinking of this as a collaborative f***ing exercise - that's how people get unjustifiably sniped.

*justifiably

 

[Striiker]

Good. Except the "choose to accept it" part. He has no choice, same as Striiker. And like Striiker, he will soon become completely obsessed by it.

I’m just waiting to make my escape, Shawshank style. Any day now I’ll be gone and you’ll never see me again.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I’m just waiting to make my escape, Shawshank style. Any day now I’ll be gone and you’ll never see me again.

Then I’ll just draft you again.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Have we even had a non-makeup pick made yet today? The buzz around Toe joining must have blew everyone's minds to the point of making our brains flaccid.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

*justifiably

*Idiot

Have we even had a non-makeup pick made yet today? The buzz around Toe joining must have blew everyone's minds to the point of making our brains flaccid.

Someone needs to put the f***ing bong down.

@ajgoal you can go.

@GKJ maybe put the bong down.

 

[Striiker]

Then I’ll just draft you again.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

It’ll be like saying Biggie Smalls three times into a mirror.

 

[Striiker]

It’ll be like saying Biggie Smalls three times into a mirror.

 

[ajgoal]

*Idiot



Someone needs to put the f***ing bong down.

@ajgoal you can go.

@GKJ maybe put the bong down.

Please note that I was on top of things. I made sure you had my pick in case @GKJ came out of his stupor long enough to make it my turn.

We're taking another Scandinavian guy, this is especially important if @BigToe is joining us:

Futurehead set 2 #5: Linus Sjoedin/Sjodin

@Beef Invictus take us home.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

@CanadianFlyer88 I'm at the emergency vet. You believe this shit?

 

[Lord Defect]

@CanadianFlyer88 I'm at the emergency vet. You believe this shit?

You don’t have insurance?
Seriously best of luck there man.

 

[Beef Invictus]

@CanadianFlyer88 I'm at the emergency vet. You believe this shit?

I feel that. Our dog had to go to the urgent care vet thingy for pneumonia because he huffed barf

 

[ajgoal]

@CanadianFlyer88 I'm at the emergency vet. You believe this shit?

Wait, what happened??

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Wait, what happened??

Dog pulled up lame, dropped to the ground, and can't put any weight on the leg at all.

 

[Magua]

It’ll be like saying Biggie Smalls three times into a mirror.

That’s the Ghibli’s Team Urban Myth.

The Quackverse is everything and everything is in the Quackverse.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

That’s the Ghibli’s Team Urban Myth.

The Quackverse is everything and everything is in the Quackverse.

I thought it was someones but I was too lazy to look it up.

We definitely are reaching that point.

 

[Magua]

Dog pulled up lame, dropped to the ground, and can't put any weight on the leg at all.

Sending good thoughts you and doggo’s way.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

@CanadianFlyer88 I'm at the emergency vet. You believe this shit?

I apologize for opening my idiot trap. Hope everything turns out well.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Please note that I was on top of things. I made sure you had my pick in case @GKJ came out of his stupor long enough to make it my turn.

We're taking another Scandinavian guy, this is especially important if @BigToe is joining us:

Futurehead set 2 #5: Linus Sjoedin/Sjodin

@Beef Invictus take us home.

I know you were, I just forgot.

 

[ajgoal]

I know you were, I just forgot.

That was aimed at the person who was not on top of things and did not make his pick, not you. Your job is nigh impossible.

Dog pulled up lame, dropped to the ground, and can't put any weight on the leg at all.

Oh no. Poor buddy. Hope it turns out ok.

 

[BiggE]

@CanadianFlyer88 I'm at the emergency vet. You believe this shit?

Oh no!! Is everything ok?