NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - FRESH DOWN THERE PHASE NINETEEN!

[Asnito]

You'd have to build a hockey team of current players made out of four forwards lines, four defensive pairings, and two goalies along with that same thing with Legends (former players). Oh and a clone lineup of three forwards, two defensemen, and a goalie. Also some futureheads. Maybe a director or two. Throw together a football team. If you're not too busy build a band and a spite band.

Oh and all of these other things.

Actor

Actress

Actor Swap

Album

Anchorperson

Anthem

Anthem Singer

Apparel

Athlete

Attack Vehicle

Author

Automobile

Babe

Band/Musician

Beat Writer

Beer/Liquor

Bird

Board Game

Book

Bread

Breakfast Cereal

Cactus

Candy

Card Game Monster

Carnival Ride

Cartoon Character

Cartoon Theme Song

Category I

Category II

Celebrity Chicken

Chain Restaurant

Charity

Cheerleader

Cheese

Chef

Chips

Classic Film

College Football Team

Comedian

Composer

Condiment

Cookie

Cover Song

Creeper

Criminal

Crony

Crushing Sports Moment

Currency

Dealer's Choice I

Dealer's Choice II

Defunct Franchise

Defunct TV Show

Dinosaur

Director

Disney Song

Doctor

Dog/Cat Breed

Double Timer

Euro Football Club

Explorer

Fashion

Fast Food

Fictional Owner

Food Truck

French Fry

Fruit

Game Show

GIF I

GIF II

Giveaway

Goal Song

Golfer

Greatest Game

Guilty Pleasure

Handcuffed Mulligan

Helmet Sponsor

Hill to Die On

Historical Figure

Holiday Song

Home Appliance

Horror Movie Character

HQ

Hype Song

Ice Cream

Instrument

KPop Group/Eyeroll

Last Meal

Lawyer

Light Saber Color

Mascot

Medieval Weapon

Message Board Poster

Minor-League

Minors Goal Song

MISL

Motto

Movie Franchise

Mythological Figure

Niche Sporting Event

Non-Alcoholic Beverage

Non-Defunct Franchise

Non-WW2 Battle Site

Nostalgic Thing

Notable Team Fan

Obscure Occupation

Olympic Athlete

Olympic Event

One-Hit Wonder I

One-Hit Wonder II

Outdoor Location

Pasta/Noodle Dish

PBHL Franchise

PBP & Color

Pet Peeve

Philosopher

Phobia

Pizza

Podcast

Poet/Rapper

PP Sponsor

Pre-Game Meal

President

Punching Bag

Re-Draft

Rental Pick-Up I

Rental Pick-Up II

Reverse Crushing Sports Moment

Rinkside Reporter

Sandwich

Scent

Screenwriter

Shoe

Soundtrack/Score

Soup

Spite

Spite Actor

Spite Actress

Spite Corporation

Spite Hockey Person

Spite Movie

Spokesperson

Sports Photo

Supernatural Ability

Theme Park

Today Years Old Fact

Trainer

Transport Vehicle

Trial by Combat Champion

TV/Movie Character

TV Show

TV Show Theme Song

Urban Myth

Vacation Spot

Videogame

Videogame Boost

Warm-Up Song

Weather Person

Wildcard I

Wildcard II

WW2 Battle Site

Year

Arena

General Manager

Head Coach

Owner

Metro Area

He could probably skip the hockey and football teams like Beef and I did and just pick the categories. I imagine everyone could also send him some suggestions on picks that they had multiple people/things in mind.

 

[BigToe]

You'd have to build a hockey team of current players made out of four forwards lines, four defensive pairings, and two goalies along with that same thing with Legends (former players). Oh and a clone lineup of three forwards, two defensemen, and a goalie. Also some futureheads. Maybe a director or two. Throw together a football team. If you're not too busy build a band and a spite band.

Oh and all of these other things.

Actor

Actress

Actor Swap

Album

Anchorperson

Anthem

Anthem Singer

Apparel

Athlete

Attack Vehicle

Author

Automobile

Babe

Band/Musician

Beat Writer

Beer/Liquor

Bird

Board Game

Book

Bread

Breakfast Cereal

Cactus

Candy

Card Game Monster

Carnival Ride

Cartoon Character

Cartoon Theme Song

Category I

Category II

Celebrity Chicken

Chain Restaurant

Charity

Cheerleader

Cheese

Chef

Chips

Classic Film

College Football Team

Comedian

Composer

Condiment

Cookie

Cover Song

Creeper

Criminal

Crony

Crushing Sports Moment

Currency

Dealer's Choice I

Dealer's Choice II

Defunct Franchise

Defunct TV Show

Dinosaur

Director

Disney Song

Doctor

Dog/Cat Breed

Double Timer

Euro Football Club

Explorer

Fashion

Fast Food

Fictional Owner

Food Truck

French Fry

Fruit

Game Show

GIF I

GIF II

Giveaway

Goal Song

Golfer

Greatest Game

Guilty Pleasure

Handcuffed Mulligan

Helmet Sponsor

Hill to Die On

Historical Figure

Holiday Song

Home Appliance

Horror Movie Character

HQ

Hype Song

Ice Cream

Instrument

KPop Group/Eyeroll

Last Meal

Lawyer

Light Saber Color

Mascot

Medieval Weapon

Message Board Poster

Minor-League

Minors Goal Song

MISL

Motto

Movie Franchise

Mythological Figure

Niche Sporting Event

Non-Alcoholic Beverage

Non-Defunct Franchise

Non-WW2 Battle Site

Nostalgic Thing

Notable Team Fan

Obscure Occupation

Olympic Athlete

Olympic Event

One-Hit Wonder I

One-Hit Wonder II

Outdoor Location

Pasta/Noodle Dish

PBHL Franchise

PBP & Color

Pet Peeve

Philosopher

Phobia

Pizza

Podcast

Poet/Rapper

PP Sponsor

Pre-Game Meal

President

Punching Bag

Re-Draft

Rental Pick-Up I

Rental Pick-Up II

Reverse Crushing Sports Moment

Rinkside Reporter

Sandwich

Scent

Screenwriter

Shoe

Soundtrack/Score

Soup

Spite

Spite Actor

Spite Actress

Spite Corporation

Spite Hockey Person

Spite Movie

Spokesperson

Sports Photo

Supernatural Ability

Theme Park

Today Years Old Fact

Trainer

Transport Vehicle

Trial by Combat Champion

TV/Movie Character

TV Show

TV Show Theme Song

Urban Myth

Vacation Spot

Videogame

Videogame Boost

Warm-Up Song

Weather Person

Wildcard I

Wildcard II

WW2 Battle Site

Year

Arena

General Manager

Head Coach

Owner

Metro Area

Ok, the only other thing I don’t understand is the random people thrown in, like taking Satan in the 2022 draft thing. Which categories can I do that with and which ones have to be actual players? Oh and which thread has everyone’s picks so I don’t pick something already taken?

 

[Beef Invictus]

He could probably skip the hockey and football teams like Beef and I did and just pick the categories. I imagine everyone could also send him some suggestions on picks that they had multiple people/things in mind.

Whoa I have a football team. It's the best one.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Ok, the only other thing I don’t understand is the random people thrown in, like taking Satan in the 2022 draft thing. Which categories can I do that with and which ones have to be actual players? Oh and which thread has everyone’s picks so I don’t pick something already taken?

Here's the sheet. It's a lot. My deputy @Captain Dave Poulin can help if you have any private questions. Any other questions you can just ask in here and one of us may or may not help. Cap may have a better breakdown and category description of everything though so that things make more sense.



Satan was chosen as the Methgators Trial By Combat participant. Basically every category that's not hockey... can be filled by pretty much anything in the world. If you dream it you can be it.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

It took me one post

... and you are still nowhere near finished.

@BigToe you can fill them in at your own pace - there's no rush at all. You'll have to check the spreadsheet to make sure the things you want haven't been picked, and that will take some time anyway. The next phase has some f***ing amazing categories, so you can focus on that for the most part and just fill in whatever old categories you think of until then.

@Captain Dave Poulin @Hollywood Cannon this made me think of another future Quack category

Team Movie Quote

You're welcome

NOICE! Now I have to open that f***ing Word document. MS Office is a bitch now, amirite?

 

[Beef Invictus]

... and you are still nowhere near finished.

@BigToe you can fill them in at your own pace - there's no rush at all. You'll have to check the spreadsheet to make sure the things you want haven't been picked, and that will take some time anyway. The next phase has some f***ing amazing categories, so you can focus on that for the most part and just fill in whatever old categories you think of until then.



NOICE! Now I have to open that f***ing Word document. MS Office is a bitch now, amirite?

Look

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I imagine everyone could also send him some suggestions on picks that they had multiple people/things in mind.

You need to stop thinking of this as a collaborative f***ing exercise - that's how people get unjustifiably sniped.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Ok, the only other thing I don’t understand is the random people thrown in, like taking Satan in the 2022 draft thing. Which categories can I do that with and which ones have to be actual players? Oh and which thread has everyone’s picks so I don’t pick something already taken?

The thing is, I put all the explanations for the different categories in the different threads, and I can't remember shit about the specifics of them. Like, the best way to understand each one is to go to that thread and read the OP, which has all the explanation for that phase. We do about 12 categories per phase. Then if you still don't understand them you can PM me or anyone else aside from Lord Defect or Asnito, because those two are f***ed in the head.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Whoa I have a football team. It's the best one.

Your team lacks a Chase Young, so it is decidedly not the best team.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Shouldn't @MiamiScreamingEagles have a team

 

[Beef Invictus]

Your team lacks a Chase Young, so it is decidedly not the best team.

Sometimes I think you don't want peace.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Sometimes I think you don't want peace.

Sometimes?

 

[Beef Invictus]

Sometimes?

Give me your address

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Give me your address

99 Chase Young Avenue
Alexandria, VA

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Whoa I have a football team. It's the best one.

All teams without Punters > all teams with one.

 

[Magua]

Ok, the only other thing I don’t understand is the random people thrown in, like taking Satan in the 2022 draft thing. Which categories can I do that with and which ones have to be actual players? Oh and which thread has everyone’s picks so I don’t pick something already taken?

I would spend the weekend coming up with a team name and location, since we will probably start the next phase Monday-ish. Maybe a general vibe for your team. Some people are more thematic in their picks than others, whether earnestly or jocularly. Then do next phase with us, as you would, and see how we do things and constantly get creative and loophole, when applicable.

A phase probably takes us 4-6 weeks. So, take that time and brainstorm all your make up picks. No rush. Think about a blouse template that Cap can kindly whip up for you. Then maybe the next phase, you can make your big reveal.

Ctrl+F is your friend when looking at the spreadsheet. Cap always has a website link on page 1 of each phase, if you don’t want to just use the embedded spreadsheet. There’s only one rule: don’t be defective. But some people, bless their hearts, can’t help it.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Are we actually about to add a Toe to our QV ranks?! Welcome aboard, @BigToe , glad to see you immediately caved to the peer pressure.

 

[Magua]

@BigToe -- okay, ready? Sit down for this.

The STOCKHOLM SIMPS

Stockholm Simpdrome is a bit mouthy.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Do I pick yet?

 

[BigToe]

@BigToe -- okay, ready? Sit down for this.

The STOCKHOLM SIMPS

Stockholm Simpdrome is a bit mouthy.

Haha that's good. Same color scheme for the jerseys too.

 

[Magua]

Haha that's good. Same color scheme for the jerseys too.

Let me keep riffing.

Instead of the "Tre Kronor," you can have the "Tre Toenor" as your team logo. It can be 3 toes in a Sweden-like coat of arms. See, this is fun? The Quackverse is fun. It's all we have really. Don't venture outside the colony ship.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Let me keep riffing.

Instead of the "Tre Kronor," you can have the "Tre Toenor" as your team logo. It can be 3 toes in a Sweden-like coat of arms. See, this is fun? The Quackverse is fun. It's all we have really. Don't venture outside the colony ship.

But it has to be a North American city.

EDIT: There are loads of Canadian cities (big and small) available.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

"Three-Toed Sloths"

 

[Magua]

But it has to be a North American city.

Well, I’m 2000 miles from the mainland in Polynesia. Not sure how I did that.

He can get creative though.

List of Swedish place names in the United States - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Well, I’m 2000 miles from the mainland in Polynesia. Not sure how I did that.

He can get creative though.

List of Swedish place names in the United States - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

He can make a “shell” corporation in a US city but actually operate in Sweden. Similar to how companies are in Delaware for its tax haven.