NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - FRESH DOWN THERE PHASE NINETEEN!

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Every game should be stream only, and only via a stream that is not available anywhere on earth or the Quackverse.
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OK everyone - I prepared you for this. Explain to him clearly what this is.
Idk what any of this means
Here is the Quackverse in a nutshell:

Back during the pandemic, @Hollywood Cannon had an idea that we should draft a hockey team, from owner down to players. Which was fine. Then, it was decided that since Earth Prime sucked, we should grab up all the cool stuff/people, and bring them along to a dimension where Earth Prime and the Flyers don't exist.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to pick a bunch of cool stuff that fits into the categories that make up the last 20 rounds of selections. They can be literal interpretations, or you can loophole in something that fits with some sort of semantic stretch - like taking the pig from the movie for "Team Babe."
 
Here is the Quackverse in a nutshell:

Back during the pandemic, @Hollywood Cannon had an idea that we should draft a hockey team, from owner down to players. Which was fine. Then, it was decided that since Earth Prime sucked, we should grab up all the cool stuff/people, and bring them along to a dimension where Earth Prime and the Flyers don't exist.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to pick a bunch of cool stuff that fits into the categories that make up the last 20 rounds of selections. They can be literal interpretations, or you can loophole in something that fits with some sort of semantic stretch - like taking the pig from the movie for "Team Babe."

Good. Except the "choose to accept it" part. He has no choice, same as Striiker. And like Striiker, he will soon become completely obsessed by it.
 
OK everyone - I prepared you for this. Explain to him clearly what this is.
There are not enough hours in the day, nor days in the year, nor years in the millennium to accomplish this task.

But hey, I’ll try

Ok @BigToe , this is the place where you choose the stuff to take with us when we leave earth and venture to the blessed realm known as the Quackverse.

Ahh the Quackverse, that magical land. A place where hockey isn’t stupid, Cuck doesn’t run a team, politics are not discussed and disputes are settled sensibly via drinking games or contests of gratuitous violence.

Welcome, for all appendages, even large toes, are welcome here. Oh, 2 other things, don’t bring up “is the hotdog a sandwich “ debate and remember, we don’t kink shame here.
 
There are not enough hours in the day, nor days in the year, nor years in the millennium to accomplish this task.

But hey, I’ll try

Ok @BigToe , this is the place where you choose the stuff to take with us when we leave earth and venture to the blessed realm known as the Quackverse.

Ahh the Quackverse, that magical land. A place where hockey isn’t stupid, Cuck doesn’t run a team, politics are not discussed and disputes are settled sensibly via drinking games or contests of gratuitous violence.

Welcome, for all appendages, even large toes, are welcome here. Oh, 2 other things, don’t bring up “is the hotdog a sandwich “ debate and remember, we don’t kink shame here.
Hockey is still stupid in the Quackverse, just to be clear.
 
You'd have to build a hockey team of current players made out of four forwards lines, four defensive pairings, and two goalies along with that same thing with Legends (former players). Oh and a clone lineup of three forwards, two defensemen, and a goalie. Also some futureheads. Maybe a director or two. Throw together a football team. If you're not too busy build a band and a spite band.

Oh and all of these other things.

Actor
Actress
Actor Swap
Album
Anchorperson
Anthem
Anthem Singer
Apparel
Athlete
Attack Vehicle
Author
Automobile
Babe
Band/Musician
Beat Writer
Beer/Liquor
Bird
Board Game
Book
Bread
Breakfast Cereal
Cactus
Candy
Card Game Monster
Carnival Ride
Cartoon Character
Cartoon Theme Song
Category I
Category II
Celebrity Chicken
Chain Restaurant
Charity
Cheerleader
Cheese
Chef
Chips
Classic Film
College Football Team
Comedian
Composer
Condiment
Cookie
Cover Song
Creeper
Criminal
Crony
Crushing Sports Moment
Currency
Dealer's Choice I
Dealer's Choice II
Defunct Franchise
Defunct TV Show
Dinosaur
Director
Disney Song
Doctor
Dog/Cat Breed
Double Timer
Euro Football Club
Explorer
Fashion
Fast Food
Fictional Owner
Food Truck
French Fry
Fruit
Game Show
GIF I
GIF II
Giveaway
Goal Song
Golfer
Greatest Game
Guilty Pleasure
Handcuffed Mulligan
Helmet Sponsor
Hill to Die On
Historical Figure
Holiday Song
Home Appliance
Horror Movie Character
HQ
Hype Song
Ice Cream
Instrument
KPop Group/Eyeroll
Last Meal
Lawyer
Light Saber Color
Mascot
Medieval Weapon
Message Board Poster
Minor-League
Minors Goal Song
MISL
Motto
Movie Franchise
Mythological Figure
Niche Sporting Event
Non-Alcoholic Beverage
Non-Defunct Franchise
Non-WW2 Battle Site
Nostalgic Thing
Notable Team Fan
Obscure Occupation
Olympic Athlete
Olympic Event
One-Hit Wonder I
One-Hit Wonder II
Outdoor Location
Pasta/Noodle Dish
PBHL Franchise
PBP & Color
Pet Peeve
Philosopher
Phobia
Pizza
Podcast
Poet/Rapper
PP Sponsor
Pre-Game Meal
President
Punching Bag
Re-Draft
Rental Pick-Up I
Rental Pick-Up II
Reverse Crushing Sports Moment
Rinkside Reporter
Sandwich
Scent
Screenwriter
Shoe
Soundtrack/Score
Soup
Spite
Spite Actor
Spite Actress
Spite Corporation
Spite Hockey Person
Spite Movie
Spokesperson
Sports Photo
Supernatural Ability
Theme Park
Today Years Old Fact
Trainer
Transport Vehicle
Trial by Combat Champion
TV/Movie Character
TV Show
TV Show Theme Song
Urban Myth
Vacation Spot
Videogame
Videogame Boost
Warm-Up Song
Weather Person
Wildcard I
Wildcard II
WW2 Battle Site
Year
Arena
General Manager
Head Coach
Owner
Metro Area
 
You'd have to build a hockey team of current players made out of four forwards lines, four defensive pairings, and two goalies along with that same thing with Legends (former players). Oh and a clone lineup of three forwards, two defensemen, and a goalie. Also some futureheads. Maybe a director or two. Throw together a football team. If you're not too busy build a band and a spite band.

Oh and all of these other things.

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[TD]Actor[/TD]
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[TD]Actress[/TD]
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[TR]
[TD]Actor Swap[/TD]
[/TR]
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[TD]Album[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Anchorperson[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Anthem[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Anthem Singer[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Apparel[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Athlete[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Attack Vehicle[/TD]
[/TR]
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[TD]Author[/TD]
[/TR]
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[TD]Automobile[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Babe[/TD]
[/TR]
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[TD]Band/Musician[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Beat Writer[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Beer/Liquor[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Bird[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Board Game[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Book[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Bread[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Breakfast Cereal[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Cactus[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Candy[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Card Game Monster[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Carnival Ride[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Cartoon Character[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Cartoon Theme Song[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Category I[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Category II[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Celebrity Chicken[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Chain Restaurant[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Charity[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Cheerleader[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Cheese[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Chef[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Chips[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Classic Film[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]College Football Team[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Comedian[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Composer[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Condiment[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Cookie[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Cover Song[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Creeper[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Criminal[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Crony[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Crushing Sports Moment[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Currency[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Dealer's Choice I[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Dealer's Choice II[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Defunct Franchise[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Defunct TV Show[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Dinosaur[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Director[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Disney Song[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Doctor[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Dog/Cat Breed[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Double Timer[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Euro Football Club[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Explorer[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Fashion[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Fast Food[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Fictional Owner[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Food Truck[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]French Fry[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Fruit[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Game Show[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]GIF I[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]GIF II[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Giveaway[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Goal Song[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Golfer[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Greatest Game[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Guilty Pleasure[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Handcuffed Mulligan[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Helmet Sponsor[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Hill to Die On[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Historical Figure[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Holiday Song[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Home Appliance[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Horror Movie Character[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]HQ[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Hype Song[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Ice Cream[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Instrument[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]KPop Group/Eyeroll[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Last Meal[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Lawyer[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Light Saber Color[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Mascot[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Medieval Weapon[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Message Board Poster[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Minor-League[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Minors Goal Song[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]MISL[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Motto[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Movie Franchise[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Mythological Figure[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Niche Sporting Event[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Non-Alcoholic Beverage[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Non-Defunct Franchise[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Non-WW2 Battle Site[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Nostalgic Thing[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Notable Team Fan[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Obscure Occupation[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Olympic Athlete[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Olympic Event[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]One-Hit Wonder I[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]One-Hit Wonder II[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Outdoor Location[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Pasta/Noodle Dish[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]PBHL Franchise[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]PBP & Color[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Pet Peeve[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Philosopher[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Phobia[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Pizza[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Podcast[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Poet/Rapper[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]PP Sponsor[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Pre-Game Meal[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]President[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Punching Bag[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Re-Draft[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Rental Pick-Up I[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Rental Pick-Up II[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Reverse Crushing Sports Moment[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Rinkside Reporter[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Sandwich[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Scent[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Screenwriter[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Shoe[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Soundtrack/Score[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Soup[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Spite[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Spite Actor[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Spite Actress[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Spite Corporation[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Spite Hockey Person[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Spite Movie[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Spokesperson[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Sports Photo[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Supernatural Ability[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Theme Park[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Today Years Old Fact[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Trainer[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Transport Vehicle[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Trial by Combat Champion[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]TV/Movie Character[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]TV Show[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]TV Show Theme Song[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Urban Myth[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Vacation Spot[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Videogame[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Videogame Boost[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Warm-Up Song[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Weather Person[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Wildcard I[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Wildcard II[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]WW2 Battle Site[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Year[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD][/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Arena[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]General Manager[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Head Coach[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Owner[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Metro Area[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]

He doesn't have to do the hockey team yet; I didn't. That would be too much to sort through as catch-up
 
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