NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - FRESH DOWN THERE PHASE NINETEEN!

[Hollywood Cannon]

I think you still have to make up a pick, right?

I do. Was just going to wait until my pick.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I do. Was just going to wait until my pick.

Yosh, just checking. Sco Ducks.

 

[BiggE]

Just remember that the benevolent owners of the Las Vegas Desert Ducks spared many of us from having/being able to watch the Flyers opener by putting it exclusively on ESPN+.

Every game should be stream only, and only via a stream that is not available anywhere on earth or the Quackverse.

 

[BernieParent]

Every game should be stream only, and only via a stream that is not available anywhere on earth or the Quackverse.

 

[BigToe]

@BigToe — we need an expansion team. Draft your 1000 make up picks and get on it.

Oh, and I’ll also get my final pick in tomorrow. No need to wait for me this round or anything.

Idk what any of this means

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Idk what any of this means

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Idk what any of this means

OK everyone - I prepared you for this. Explain to him clearly what this is.

 

[Beef Invictus]

@BigToe it's like a thing

 

[ajgoal]

OK everyone - I prepared you for this. Explain to him clearly what this is.

Idk what any of this means

Here is the Quackverse in a nutshell:

Back during the pandemic, @Hollywood Cannon had an idea that we should draft a hockey team, from owner down to players. Which was fine. Then, it was decided that since Earth Prime sucked, we should grab up all the cool stuff/people, and bring them along to a dimension where Earth Prime and the Flyers don't exist.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to pick a bunch of cool stuff that fits into the categories that make up the last 20 rounds of selections. They can be literal interpretations, or you can loophole in something that fits with some sort of semantic stretch - like taking the pig from the movie for "Team Babe."

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Here is the Quackverse in a nutshell:

Back during the pandemic, @Hollywood Cannon had an idea that we should draft a hockey team, from owner down to players. Which was fine. Then, it was decided that since Earth Prime sucked, we should grab up all the cool stuff/people, and bring them along to a dimension where Earth Prime and the Flyers don't exist.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to pick a bunch of cool stuff that fits into the categories that make up the last 20 rounds of selections. They can be literal interpretations, or you can loophole in something that fits with some sort of semantic stretch - like taking the pig from the movie for "Team Babe."

Good. Except the "choose to accept it" part. He has no choice, same as Striiker. And like Striiker, he will soon become completely obsessed by it.

 

[BigToe]

I’d join if you guys weren’t so far in already. Looks like it would take forever to catch up.

 

[Lord Defect]

Excuse me sir

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I’d join if you guys weren’t so far in already. Looks like it would take forever to catch up.

Listen, do you want salvation in the new world or not?

 

[Beef Invictus]

I’d join if you guys weren’t so far in already. Looks like it would take forever to catch up.

It took me one post

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

It took me one post

and not because of automerge.

 

[BiggE]

OK everyone - I prepared you for this. Explain to him clearly what this is.

There are not enough hours in the day, nor days in the year, nor years in the millennium to accomplish this task.

But hey, I’ll try

Ok @BigToe , this is the place where you choose the stuff to take with us when we leave earth and venture to the blessed realm known as the Quackverse.

Ahh the Quackverse, that magical land. A place where hockey isn’t stupid, Cuck doesn’t run a team, politics are not discussed and disputes are settled sensibly via drinking games or contests of gratuitous violence.

Welcome, for all appendages, even large toes, are welcome here. Oh, 2 other things, don’t bring up “is the hotdog a sandwich “ debate and remember, we don’t kink shame here.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

There are not enough hours in the day, nor days in the year, nor years in the millennium to accomplish this task.

But hey, I’ll try

Ok @BigToe , this is the place where you choose the stuff to take with us when we leave earth and venture to the blessed realm known as the Quackverse.

Ahh the Quackverse, that magical land. A place where hockey isn’t stupid, Cuck doesn’t run a team, politics are not discussed and disputes are settled sensibly via drinking games or contests of gratuitous violence.

Welcome, for all appendages, even large toes, are welcome here. Oh, 2 other things, don’t bring up “is the hotdog a sandwich “ debate and remember, we don’t kink shame here.

Hockey is still stupid in the Quackverse, just to be clear.

 

[BiggE]

Hockey is still stupid in the Quackverse just to be clear.

Well yeah, but at least it’s a little less stupid than here on earth.

 

[BigToe]

It took me one post

Well, someone let me know all the things I have to come up with. I’d assume there’s more than just the stuff in Cap’s post on the first page right?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

You'd have to build a hockey team of current players made out of four forwards lines, four defensive pairings, and two goalies along with that same thing with Legends (former players). Oh and a clone lineup of three forwards, two defensemen, and a goalie. Also some futureheads. Maybe a director or two. Throw together a football team. If you're not too busy build a band and a spite band.

Oh and all of these other things.

Actor

Actress

Actor Swap

Album

Anchorperson

Anthem

Anthem Singer

Apparel

Athlete

Attack Vehicle

Author

Automobile

Babe

Band/Musician

Beat Writer

Beer/Liquor

Bird

Board Game

Book

Bread

Breakfast Cereal

Cactus

Candy

Card Game Monster

Carnival Ride

Cartoon Character

Cartoon Theme Song

Category I

Category II

Celebrity Chicken

Chain Restaurant

Charity

Cheerleader

Cheese

Chef

Chips

Classic Film

College Football Team

Comedian

Composer

Condiment

Cookie

Cover Song

Creeper

Criminal

Crony

Crushing Sports Moment

Currency

Dealer's Choice I

Dealer's Choice II

Defunct Franchise

Defunct TV Show

Dinosaur

Director

Disney Song

Doctor

Dog/Cat Breed

Double Timer

Euro Football Club

Explorer

Fashion

Fast Food

Fictional Owner

Food Truck

French Fry

Fruit

Game Show

GIF I

GIF II

Giveaway

Goal Song

Golfer

Greatest Game

Guilty Pleasure

Handcuffed Mulligan

Helmet Sponsor

Hill to Die On

Historical Figure

Holiday Song

Home Appliance

Horror Movie Character

HQ

Hype Song

Ice Cream

Instrument

KPop Group/Eyeroll

Last Meal

Lawyer

Light Saber Color

Mascot

Medieval Weapon

Message Board Poster

Minor-League

Minors Goal Song

MISL

Motto

Movie Franchise

Mythological Figure

Niche Sporting Event

Non-Alcoholic Beverage

Non-Defunct Franchise

Non-WW2 Battle Site

Nostalgic Thing

Notable Team Fan

Obscure Occupation

Olympic Athlete

Olympic Event

One-Hit Wonder I

One-Hit Wonder II

Outdoor Location

Pasta/Noodle Dish

PBHL Franchise

PBP & Color

Pet Peeve

Philosopher

Phobia

Pizza

Podcast

Poet/Rapper

PP Sponsor

Pre-Game Meal

President

Punching Bag

Re-Draft

Rental Pick-Up I

Rental Pick-Up II

Reverse Crushing Sports Moment

Rinkside Reporter

Sandwich

Scent

Screenwriter

Shoe

Soundtrack/Score

Soup

Spite

Spite Actor

Spite Actress

Spite Corporation

Spite Hockey Person

Spite Movie

Spokesperson

Sports Photo

Supernatural Ability

Theme Park

Today Years Old Fact

Trainer

Transport Vehicle

Trial by Combat Champion

TV/Movie Character

TV Show

TV Show Theme Song

Urban Myth

Vacation Spot

Videogame

Videogame Boost

Warm-Up Song

Weather Person

Wildcard I

Wildcard II

WW2 Battle Site

Year

Arena

General Manager

Head Coach

Owner

Metro Area

 

[Beef Invictus]

You'd have to build a hockey team of current players made out of four forwards lines, four defensive pairings, and two goalies along with that same thing with Legends (former players). Oh and a clone lineup of three forwards, two defensemen, and a goalie. Also some futureheads. Maybe a director or two. Throw together a football team. If you're not too busy build a band and a spite band.

Oh and all of these other things.

Actor

Actress

Actor Swap

Album

Anchorperson

Anthem

Anthem Singer

Apparel

Athlete

Attack Vehicle

Author

Automobile

Babe

Band/Musician

Beat Writer

Beer/Liquor

Bird

Board Game

Book

Bread

Breakfast Cereal

Cactus

Candy

Card Game Monster

Carnival Ride

Cartoon Character

Cartoon Theme Song

Category I

Category II

Celebrity Chicken

Chain Restaurant

Charity

Cheerleader

Cheese

Chef

Chips

Classic Film

College Football Team

Comedian

Composer

Condiment

Cookie

Cover Song

Creeper

Criminal

Crony

Crushing Sports Moment

Currency

Dealer's Choice I

Dealer's Choice II

Defunct Franchise

Defunct TV Show

Dinosaur

Director

Disney Song

Doctor

Dog/Cat Breed

Double Timer

Euro Football Club

Explorer

Fashion

Fast Food

Fictional Owner

Food Truck

French Fry

Fruit

Game Show

GIF I

GIF II

Giveaway

Goal Song

Golfer

Greatest Game

Guilty Pleasure

Handcuffed Mulligan

Helmet Sponsor

Hill to Die On

Historical Figure

Holiday Song

Home Appliance

Horror Movie Character

HQ

Hype Song

Ice Cream

Instrument

KPop Group/Eyeroll

Last Meal

Lawyer

Light Saber Color

Mascot

Medieval Weapon

Message Board Poster

Minor-League

Minors Goal Song

MISL

Motto

Movie Franchise

Mythological Figure

Niche Sporting Event

Non-Alcoholic Beverage

Non-Defunct Franchise

Non-WW2 Battle Site

Nostalgic Thing

Notable Team Fan

Obscure Occupation

Olympic Athlete

Olympic Event

One-Hit Wonder I

One-Hit Wonder II

Outdoor Location

Pasta/Noodle Dish

PBHL Franchise

PBP & Color

Pet Peeve

Philosopher

Phobia

Pizza

Podcast

Poet/Rapper

PP Sponsor

Pre-Game Meal

President

Punching Bag

Re-Draft

Rental Pick-Up I

Rental Pick-Up II

Reverse Crushing Sports Moment

Rinkside Reporter

Sandwich

Scent

Screenwriter

Shoe

Soundtrack/Score

Soup

Spite

Spite Actor

Spite Actress

Spite Corporation

Spite Hockey Person

Spite Movie

Spokesperson

Sports Photo

Supernatural Ability

Theme Park

Today Years Old Fact

Trainer

Transport Vehicle

Trial by Combat Champion

TV/Movie Character

TV Show

TV Show Theme Song

Urban Myth

Vacation Spot

Videogame

Videogame Boost

Warm-Up Song

Weather Person

Wildcard I

Wildcard II

WW2 Battle Site

Year

Arena

General Manager

Head Coach

Owner

Metro Area

He doesn't have to do the hockey team yet; I didn't. That would be too much to sort through as catch-up

 

[Rebels57]

One of the more underrated sports movies and also coined a phrase I still use today:

"I've seen monkey shit fights at the zoo more organized than this place."

@Captain Dave Poulin @Hollywood Cannon this made me think of another future Quack category

Team Movie Quote

You're welcome

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

He doesn't have to do the hockey team yet; I didn't. That would be too much to sort through as catch-up

That sounds like a you problem. Not picking a hockey team is for the weak. This means you are weak, Bif.

 

[ajgoal]

I’d join if you guys weren’t so far in already. Looks like it would take forever to catch up.

Just take all of Defect's stuff. We won't care and he won't notice.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Toe you have to be brave